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Title: IS THAT IBRU ON THE LINE?
A bit of a introduction is required here. Dr. Pius Anyim and Barrister Ibru had both been baited previously by Johnny Molson and Any Lee live on their radio radio show (molsonandlee.com) and the results of the final kiss-off were pretty hilarious. If you want to listen to Pius and Ibru to set yourself up for this bait, then I highly recommend you check this out PIUS & IBRU "MELTDOWN" (MP3) After contacting Johnny & Andy, they were kind enough to pass on the email addresses for Dr. Pius and Barrister Ibru. I wanted to see if I could get some phone action out of them too! The results were pretty mixed, and the bait was quite short,
but it was fun talking to these guys all the same
[Now I have the email addresses, I have to contact Dr. Anyim and make out that I'm an old target that couldn't reply to his first email] From: Stuart Fielding
Stuart Fielding
My apologies to the late reply to you email but in fact I have been working away overseas for the last 3 months on a project to install a telephone system in a small village just outside central Singapore. Unfortunately I no longer have a copy of the original email that you sent to me, but I believe you wanted help to transfer some funds from your country into my account? I am sure that I may be able to help you in this matter as I am always looking for new business opportunities, so please, if you still need my help I would like you to explain the details of your proposal. My apologies again for the lateness of my reply. Kindest regards,
[Dr. Anyim is quick to reply] From: Dr. Anyim Pius Anyim DEAR MR. STUART FIELDING, I HAVE RECEIVED YOUR E-MAIL THIS MORNING, I MUST CONFESS TO YOU, I AM VERY SURPRISED TO HEAR FROM YOU, AFTER MY LONG TIME MAIL TO YOU. ALL THE SAME, I HAVE ACCEPTED YOUR APOLOGIE SINCE YOU ARE AWAY FOR A BUSINESS TRIP. AGAIN I WISH TO SAY A BIG THANKS TO YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN AND RESPOND TO THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION. I HAVE CONFIRMED YOU SERIOUSNESS AND SINCERE INTEREST ON THE DEAL WE PROPOSED. I SURE KNOW THAT THIS IS A LIFE TIME OPPORTUNITY AND NO ONE WOULD LIKE TO MISS IT. THE REALITY OF THE TRANSACTION IS ASSURED, THERE IS NO DOUBT ABOUT IT, BUT THE ONLY THING I WILL SAY IS SEEING IS BELIEVING ALSO ENGLISH SAYS THAT ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN VOICE. THE MONEY IN QUESTION WAS AN OVER INVOICED CONTRACT SUM AWARDED BY A FOREIGN CONTRACTOR, THE CONTRACTORS DULY PAID THEIR CONTRACT SUM, SO WE ARE LEFT WITH THE OVER INVOICED CONTRACT PAYMENT OF (US$30M) WAITING FOR CLAIM OF IT, IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (APEX BANK). I WAS THE PERSON THAT APPROVED/SIGNED THIS SAID CONTRACT TO THE CONTRACTORS, WHEN I WAS STILL IN THE OFFICE AS A SENATE PRESIDENT, SO I NOW USE THE CHANCE/POWER TO INFLATE THE CONTRACT SUM. WHY I AM OPENING MY SELF TO YOU, I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS A DEAL BETWEEN YOU AND I, EVERY LEGAL DOCUMENTS BACKING THESE MONEY UP, WILL BE OBTAINED BY THE LAWYER. SO I WANT YOU BE REST ASSURED THAT EVERYTHING WILL GO ACCORDINGLY. I ACTUALLY WANT TO PRESENT YOU/YOUR COMPANY TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA, WHERE THESE MONEY IS PRESENTLY AS A FOREIGN PARTNER, SO THAT THE MONEY WILL BE APPROVED TO YOU AND HAVE IT TRANSFERED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY, WITH MY POSITION AND CONTACT IN THE GOVERNMENT, I WILL CAREFULLY OBTAIN ALL THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTATION THAT WILL LEGALISE THIS BUSINESS FOR THE PAYMENT IN YOUR FAVOUR. THESE DOCUMENTS WILL LEGALISE THE TRANSACTION BEFORE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AND OTHER RELEVANT DEPARTMENT INVOLVED, FOR SAFETY PROCESSING OF THE TRANSFER. MEANWHILE, THE TRANSACTION IS PROGRAMMED TO BE CONCLUDED WITHIN 14 WORKING DAYS STARTING FROM THE DAY I RECEIVE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT PARTICULARS, AS SOON AS I GET YOUR BANKING PARTICULARS, I WILL HIRE A LAWYER ON YOUR BEHALF, WHO WILL ASSIST IN OBTAINING ALL REVELANT DOCUMENTS BACKING THESE FUND UP IN YOUR FAVOUR, BEFORE PASSING IT TO THE BANK WHERE THESE FUND IS PRESENTLY, YOU KNOW I CAN NOT SHOW UP MY FACE IN THE BANK, SO THAT THEY DON'T START SUSPECTING ME, THE LAWYER WILL ASSIST US TO PRESENT EVERY DOCUMENTS BACKING THESE FUND UP TO THE PAYING BANK. I SHALL PROTECT BOTH PARTIES INTEREST, IN THIS CASE YOU HAVE NO CAUSE TO ENTERTAIN FEAR. REGARDING THE SECURITY OF THE DEAL, I AM ASSURING YOU THAT I HAVE FORTIFIED IT WITH 100% SECURITY IN SUCH A WAY THAT WE SHALL HAVE FREE AND FAIR TRANSFER OF THE MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. FINALLY, PLEASE FORWARD TO ME ALL THE INFORMATION STATED BELOW, WITH ALL THIS INFORMATION, I CAN WRITE A LETTER TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA, INSTRUCTING THEM TO TRANSFER THESE MONEY TO MY FOREIGN PARTNER (YOU). YOU HAVE TO BEAR IN MIND THAT THIS TRANSACTION REQUIRES HIGH LEVEL OF SECRECY AND CONFIDENTIALITY TO ENABLE US ACHIEVE OUR GOAL. REMEMBER AS THE SAYING GOES: "TOGETHERNESS, HONESTY AND UNDERSTANDING MAKES A GOOD TEAM". 1. YOUR FULL NAME AND RESIDENT ADDRESS 2. YOUR COMPANY'S NAME AND ADDRESS 3. FULL BANKING PARTICULARS, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO INDICATE WHERE THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED INTO, INCLUDING THE SWIFT CODE IF ANY. 4. YOUR SELF IDENTIFICATION, TO ENABLE ME KNOW WHO I'M DEALING WITH. THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU, PLEASE CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL, FOR MORE CLARIFICATION. I WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON. RESPECTFULLY, SENATOR. DR. ANYIM PIUS ANYIM TEL: 234-80-231-72894 PRIVATE FAX: 234-1-759-2967
From: Stuart Fielding
Stuart Fielding Dear Mr. Anyim. Thank you for your very prompt and professional reply, and also
for your explanation of the detailed facts. I tried to call your
number as requested but there was no reply. Please feel free to
call me at you convenience. Account Name: Account Number: Sort Code: Kindest regards,
From: Dr. Anyim Pius Anyim DEAR MR. STUART JOHN , CODE: (CORRECTION) GOOD DAY TO YOU, I HAVE RECEIVED YOUR EMAIL WITH THE FULL INFORMATION OF YOUR BANK FOR THE TRANSFER OF THE MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT IN UNITED KINGDOM. HOW EVER, TOMORROW I WILL VISIT THE CHAMBER OF BARRISTER IBRU CHIJUKA, TO HAVE A BRIEF DISCUSSION WITH HIM, CONCERNING OUR BUSINESS TRANSACTION, I WILL NOT OPEN UP TO HIM CONCERNING OUR DEAL, I WILL ONLY TELL HIM TO STAND AS YOUR INTERNATIONAL LAWYER HERE. AS SOON AS I FINISH WITH HIM, I WILL IMMEDIATELY WRITE A LETTER OF INSTRUCTION TO THE BANK (CBN APEX BANK), ATTACHED WITH THE INFORMATIONS YOU PRESENTED TO ME, FOR HIM TO PROCEED TO THE BANK IMMEDIATELY. MORE SO, MR. STUART JOHN, YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT AT THE BACK OF YOUR MIND, YOU MUST NOT DISCLOSED THIS DEAL TO ANY OTHER PERSON, EVEN THE LAWYER, BECAUSE YOU WILL BE HAVING CONSTANT CONTACT WITH HIM. I WILL SEND YOU HIS CONTACT INFORMATIONS BY TOMORROW. FURTHER MORE, AS YOU MAY KNOW, THIS DEAL IS NOT AN OBJECT OF JOKE, AS WE ATTACHED MUCH IMPORTANT TO IT SINCE IT IS OUR LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY. IN THIS CASE, KINDLY MAINTAIN A HIGH LEVEL OF SECRECY ON THIS TRANSACTION BECAUSE THE SUCCESS OF THE DEAL DEPENDS ON HOW SECRECY WE KEEP IT, AND AS FOR MY SIDE I SHALL TAKE CARE OF THAT PROPERLY, YOU SHOULD AS WELL TRY TO SECURE YOUR SIDE. FINALLY MY GOOD FRIEND, PLEASE I WILL ADVISED WE HAVE A CODE IN THIS TRANSACTION, SO THAT YOU AND I WILL BE ON A SAVE SIDE IN THE TRANSACTION, WHEN EVER I SEND A MAIL TO YOU IF YOU DID NOT SEE MY CODE ON IT, PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THAT MAIL, OR I CALLED YOU ON THE PHONE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK ME FOR THE CODE, IF I DID NOT TELL YOU THE CODE, DO NOT ATTEND TO ME, THE CODE IS (CORRECTION). I WILL CALL YOU TOMORROW, TO LET YOU KNOW THE OUT COME OF MY DISCUSSION WITH THE LAWYER, ALSO I WILL FORWARD TO YOU MY SELF IDENTIFICATION TO ENABLE YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH. THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. PLEASE EXPECT MY CALL TOMORROW. RESPECTFULLY, SENATOR. DR. PIUS ANYIM
From: Stuart Fielding
Stuart Fielding
Believe me sir, if I thought this proposition was a joke I would
never have replied to you. You can be assured of my utmost secrecy
in this matter. As a businessman of many years I am well aware of
the importance of secrecy with such transactions. Sincerely,
[Dr. Anyim is kind enough to show me the original letter I received - although I never actually did receive it as he never sent it to me in the first place!] From: Dr. Anyim Pius Anyim MY DEAR FRIEND, THIS IS THE LETTER I SENT TO YOU BEFORE YOU REPLIED ME BACK, IS VERY IMPORTANT YOU GO THROUGH IT AGAIN, SO THAT YOU KNOW THE MODE OF SHARING OF THESE MONEY. ALSO TO KNOW WHAT I WILL USE MY OWN SHARE OF THE MONEY FOR. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I am Former Senator Anyim Pius Anyim,The Former Senate President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Though this proposal may be very surprise to you as we have not met in any way before. I got your contact address through your country business Guide and feel you will serve as a reliable source to be used to achieve this aim, by trusting under your care the total sum of Thirty million US dollars (US $30M). This money I want to invest into any business of your choice
in your country was acquired through the Construction Of the newly
completed Abuja National Stadium which was used for the just concluded
All The Construction of the Stadium have been completed and commissioned the contractor have been paid, then this over invoiced amount (USD.30M) is what I want to trust under your care for lucrative investment of your choice in your country. As a former Senate President, l find it very difficult to invest such amount of money in my country due to my position in the Government such amount of money may attracts some suspicion which may lead to my arrest, that is why I need your urgent assistance, Please indicate your interest in the area of a lucrative business viability in your country. For working with me to actualize this transaction, I will give
to you 30% of the total fund while 10% will be used to settle every
monetary expenses on the course of this transaction and the remaining
60% will The proposal should be kept strictly confidential due to my person in the Government as the Former senatePresident of Nigeria. Please indicate your interest by providing me with your private direct phone line / fax number. And I assure you that all we be well at the end of this transaction. Thanks and God bless you. Senator Anyim Pius Anyim
[Shortly after, Dr. Anyim sends me another email] From: Dr. Anyim Pius Anyim DEAR MR. JOHN, CODE: CORRECTION GOOD EVENING TO YOU, HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY? SORRY THAT YOU HAVE NOT HEARD FROM ME SINCE MORNING, I WAS SO BUSY IN THE OFFICE WITH MY OFFICIAL DUTY. I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN HIRING THE LAWYER ON YOUR BEHALF, AFTER MY DISCUSSION WITH HIM, HE PROMISED VISITING THE BANK TODAY, TO PRESENT YOUR INFORMATION AND THE LETTER OF AUTHORITY FROM ME. HOW EVER, I HAVE ALREADY PAID HIM FOR THIS JOB, SO YOU DON'T NEED TO PAY HIM ANY MONEY. BUT, YOU MUST HAVE IT AT THE BACK OF YOUR MIND, WHAT EVER MONEY WE SPEND IN THIS TRANSACTION, WILL BE PAY BACK BEFORE SHARING THE MAIN MONEY/INVESTMENT. MORE SO, MY GOOD FRIEND, I HAVE PASSED ALL YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION TO THE LAWYER, AS SOON AS HE COME BACK FROM THE BANK, HE WILL UPDATE YOU IMMEDIATELY. AS I HAVE EARLIER TOLD YOU, YOU WILL BE DEALING WITH THE LAWYER DIRECT, I TOLD HIM THAT YOU ARE MY FOREIGN PARTNER, SO PLEASE DO NOT LET HIM KNOW ANYTHING CONCERNING OUR BUSINESS TRANSACTION, AS YOU KNOW THE NATURE OF THIS BUSINESS, AGAIN, PLEASE DO FOLLOW TO HIS INSTRUCTIONS, HE IS A VERY INTELLIGENT AND WELL KNOWN ATTORNEY IN THIS COUNTRY. FURTHERMORE, MR. JOHN, I WANT YOU TO OPEN THIS WEBSITE, YOU WILL KNOW MORE ABOUT ME. http://www.nigeriacongress.org/senate/senatordetails.asp?id=125 FINALLY, AS SOON AS YOU HEAR FROM HIM, PLEASE, DO UPDATE ME IN WHAT EVER NEW DEVELOPMENT. FIND BELLOW THE CONTACT OF THE LAWYER: (A). NAME: BARRISTER. IBRU CHIJUKA FEEL FREE TO CONTACT HIM ANY TIME. THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. I WILL CALL YOU SOON. RESPECTFULLY,
From: Stuart Fielding
Stuart Fielding Dear Mr. Anyim. Thank you for your email below and also for repeating the details
of your first email. In fact your terms are perfectly acceptable
to me. Sincerely,
[Barrister Ibru gets in touch and doesn't waste any time asking for cash!] From: Barrister Ibru Chijuka Attn: Mr. Stuart Fielding, Dear Sir, Hello to you, my name is barrister ibru chijuka; I was introduced
to you by his Excellency senator pius anyim, Sir, I was supposed
to contact you yesterday, but I came back very late from the federal
high court. Sir, I visited the CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN) yesterday,
I met with the Director of foreign remittance department Furthermore, I have discussed with your partner yesterday night
with reference to my findings, he let me know that tomorrow I will
have to leave for Abuja, the federal capital territory, for the
registration of the company against Monday, so that a certificate
of incorporation will be issued out. Sir, he also indicated to me
the name that Finally Sir, after my discussion with your partner, he instructed me to relate this to you, if you are okay with the name of the company, before I will proceed to Abuja for the registration. Sir, all this development will cost you and your partner US$11,300, my flight fare and my hotel accommodation will cost US$300.00, then the certificate it self is US$10,000, while the tipping/bribe to enable them quicken the job is US$1,000. Call me as soon as you receive this mail, for more information.
[As I usually like to do, I ignore Barrister Ibru's email]
[OK. Now things start to kick into gear. Barrister Ibru contacts me on the telephone. Notice then when the codeword is given I play a short sample from Andy Lee shouting "Fruitecake!"] Click here to listen to: BARRISTER IBRU (900k MP3) Received 19th June 2004
[Less than 5 minutes later, Dr. Anyim gives me a call] Click here to listen to: SENATOR DR. ANYIM PIUS ANYIM (800k MP3) Received 19th June 2004
[I never returned the barrister's call, and I decided not to answer any of his other calls. My plan is to keep stalling him and get him really mad with me, hopefully resulting in a great phonecall later] From: Barrister Ibru Chijuka Attn: Mr. John, Dear Sir, Hello to you, how are you and you entire family? I tried to call you yesterday as promised; your phone was ringing no response. I have collected the sum of US$7,000 from your partner Dr. pius anyim, he told me that you have discussed with him after when I called you yesterday, that you will take care of the remaining balance, which is US$4,300. I have also tried to call you this morning, but to no avail. Mr. John, I will be leaving to Abuja tomorrow afternoon, around 12:30 pm, I will advise you quickly go and send the money through western union money transfer before the time, so that I can quickly go and cash it and fly immediately. Finally Sir, please find below the information which you will used in sending the money through western union money transfer: 1.NAME: MR. LAMBERT EMEAGI As soon as you make the payment, quickly forward me with the control number, so that I can quickly go and cash it and proceed immediately. Thanks,
[Time to start turning the "get Ibru pissed-off" screw] From: Stuart Fielding
Stuart Fielding Dear barrister Ibru,
[I attach my 'receipt' for Barrister Ibru's Western Union payment]
[There's trouble at scammer HQ. Ibru can't get his cash] From: Barrister Ibru Chijuka Attn: Mr. John, Hello to you, i have been to the bank this afternoon to cash
the money $4,300, i was told that the money is not there. i have
also called your partner to let him know Furthermore, Mr. John, since you have made the payment, i will advised you go straight to the bank, ask tell them that the person you sent the money to, did not receive it. Thanks, i will be waiting to hear from you soon. Best Regards,
[Dr. Pius Anyim is non too impressed either] From: Dr. Anyim Pius Anyim DEAR FRIEND CODE: CORRECTION GOOD AFTERNOON TO YOU, HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY? THIS AFTERNOON THE LAWYER CALLED ME ON THE PHONE TO LET ME KNOW THE PROBLEM AT HAND, MY FRIEND WHAT IS GOING ON? DID YOU SEND THE MONEY TO HIM? THE LAWYER SAID THE MONEY IS NOT IN BANK SYSTEM.WHY? PLEASE DO GO TO THE BANK AND MAKE ENQUIRY CONCERNING THIS MATTER. THE LAWYER HAS TOLD ME THAT HE WILL NOT BE TRAVELLING TODAY AGAIN, HE WILL BE LEAVING TOMORROW AS SOON AS HE GET THE MONEY. THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. I WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON. RESPECTFULLY, DR. PIUS ANYIM
[It should be noted that at this point both Dr. Pius Anyim and Barrister Ibru have called me several times on the telephone, but I have not picked up the phone. My plan is to ignore them and make them wait for a couple of days to build up their frustration. The Barrister sends me another message] From: Barrister Ibru Chijuka Attn: Mr. Stuart Fielding, Hello to you, I am writing to let you know that I have tried to call you several times but to no avail, Mr. John, I want you to understand that you are not the only person I have as my foreign clients, I have so many things to do, if you know that you have not made these payment, why are you telling me that you have done it? Mr. John, I want you to know that today is the last day, if I did not leave to Abuja today for this mission, I think I have to stop everything. Before writing you this mail, I have discussed with your partner this morning, he made me to understand that if you don't have the money, is better you let him know, so that he can know what to do. Mr. John, let me ask you, why are you kidding? I am not the kind of person you will be kidding with ok, have you ask your partner about me? Try to ask him whom you are dealing with. Finally, if you know that you are still interested for me to proceed this mission, for your own good, you better go ahead and make a correction of the western union payment that you said you have done. Thanks, [Pitiful threats from the Barrister I think you will agree!]
[Finally the next day, I decide to answer the Barrister's call, but he isn't expecting my response. I was expecting (actually hoping for) some abuse from Barrister Ibru, but it seems he wasn't ready for me standing up to him] Click here to listen to: BARRISTER IBRU (300k MP3) Received 22nd June 2004 [As you can see, I used a few clips from the Barrister Ibru's
previous encounter with Johnny Molson & Andy Lee, and I really
was hoping for a explosive call. Sadly the Barrister wasn't up to
it. I've sent another email to Ibru to challenge him to ring me
again to explain himself. If he doesn't call me back I intend to
bait him again under a different name!]
THE END.
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