Title: RETURN OF THE NIGHT OF THE IGUANAS
Scammer Name: EDWARD UWA
Submitted By: SHIVER METIMBERS
PAGE 2
[The date doesn't matter, but sadly, it's still
a fake!]
From: "harry marshal" <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 29 Sep 2003 08:03:19 -0500
Subject: THE MONEY NOT FOUND.
ATTN:JOHNNY,
IT IS VERY SURPRISING THAT OUR RECEIVING AGENT WENT TO THE BANK
TODAY TO COLLECT THE MONEY FROM THE WESTERN UNION AND HE WAS TOLD
THAT THE MONEY IS NOT YET IN THE COMPUTER STSTEM.
PLEASE,DO ALL YOU CAN TO TELL THE BANK TO RELEASE THE MONEY
SO THAT IT CAN BE COLLECTED HERE. PLEASE MAKE HASTE TODAY AND SEE
WHETHER WE CAN STILL BE ABLE TO RETRIEVE THIS MONEY BEFORE 3.00P.M
TODAY.
I AM EAGERLY WAITING.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
BARRISTER HARRY MARSHAL.
[Oh go on Harry; take another trip for me....]
From: Johnny Cash
To: [email protected]
Dear Mr. Marshal,
I do not understand what the problem is? I called the W.U. office
and they have told me that the payment is fine. Please speak to
your bank again and double check.
Sincerely,
Johnny Cash.
From: "harry marshal" <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 30 Sep 2003 05:37:49 -0500
Subject: WHAT IS HAPPENING?
ATTN: JOHNNY,
IT IS PRACTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BELIEVE THAT THIS MONEY IS NOT
YET SENT TO NIGERIA FROM YOUR SIDE.
INFACT, OUR RECEIVING AGENT HAS BEEN SO ANGRY THAT SINCE YESTERDAY
HE HAS BEEN RUNING HELTER SKELTER FROM ONE BANK TO ANOTHER SEARCHING
FOR A WAY TO GET THIS MONEY BUT UP TILL THIS MOMENT IT WAS DISCOVERED
THAT THE MONEY IS NOT IN NIGERIA.
PLEASE, THIS IS NOT A CHILD'S PLAY. BASED ON MY POSITION AND
CREDIBILITY IN THIS COUNTRY I AM NOT SUPPOSE TO RECEIVE THIS TYPE
OF INSULT BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT I WANT TO REPRESENT YOU TO ACTUALISE
YOUR PAYMENT.
WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO GO TO THE BANK YOURSELF AND ASK THEM
TO SEND THIS MONEY TO NIGERIA.
I AM STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.FOR DELAY IS
NOW DANGEROUS IN THIS TRANSACTION.
MIND YOU TOMMORROW IS A PUBLIC HOLIDAY IN NIGERIA TO COMMEMORATE
THE 43RD INDEPENDENCE CELEBRATION. SO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO AS
REGARDS TO THIS WESTERN UNION PROBLEM HAS TO BE DONE TODAY AND IMMEDIATELY.
THANKS FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
BARRISTER HARRY MARSHAL.
[Edward gets the hump]
From: edward i uwa <[email protected]>
Subject: PLEASE THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED FROM YOU.
Date: Tue, 30 Sep 2003 07:31:46 -0400
Dear Johnny Cash,
How are you and your business?I hope you are doing perfectly
alright.
I learn't from Barrister Harry Marshal that you have not still
sent the money after giving him fake control number and he has been
going to the Western Union since yesterday up till this morning,
there is no trace of this money in Nigeria.
My friend why is it so? Is this how we are going to transact
all the businesses including the iguanas and mowglis [AH!
Finally Edward mentions the Mowgli's!] which i have been
labouring myself since all these days travelling from one states
to another in search of all these animals for you. As a matter of
fact to get this reptiles life one has to travel to the interior
part of this riverine areas in Nigeria and it will involve travelling
by two or three hours by speed boats which i have done despite been
see fright moreso i have established contacts with the local hunters
and fishermen who will help us to get this reptiles alive.
Please if you want us to have a lasting relationship you have
to call or you go the bank yourself and correct this anomalise for
we over here are too much for this kind of troubles you are causing
us.
We are doing our own part over here effectively, you are the
only person who is delaying this transaction by finding it difficult
to send ordinary $2,500.00 to get the lawyer mobilised in order
to work for us.
The lawyer has no stake in this transaction, he is only risking
his life by helping us to achieve our aims so he is not suppose
to be insulted by going constantly to bank in search of the money
that was not sent.
Please this kind of treatment is quite inhuman and not suppose
to be tolerated.If you fail to send this mobilisation fee to him
today, there is every tendency that we are going to loose him because
he is a man of honour and he has a lot of things to do. So to make
things right go ahead and ask the bank to send this money immediately
so as to console this man because he is about backing out of this
transaction and if he do, it will be very difficult to get another
lawyer who is going to pursue this business because he is the only
acreditted lawyer with our bank.
I will be happy to hear that the money has been sent and the
Lawyer has receive it.
Till i hear from you.
Yours sincerely,
Edward Uwa.
[Lets kick some Lad ass]
From: Johnny Cash
To: [email protected]
Steady Eddy,
If you DARE speak to me like that again sir, I will
CEASE all communications HENCEFORTH. DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT speak
to me in that way again.
I am contacting the lawyer now, and instead of wasting my time
sending the money I will get a flight, meet your lawyer in person
and pay the amount in cash. Hopefully this will speed up the process.
I will contact Mr. Marshal shortly. Now shut-it or else.
Johnny.
[Time to give up on the Western Union payment and
take a flight. I contact Harry]]
From: Johnny Cash
To: [email protected]
Sir,
There must me something wrong. My patience is fast becoming tried.
I think that the easiest thing to do now would be for me to fly
down to you location and make the payment in cash in person. Please
signal your agreement and I will make arrangements.
[Carrot dangle] Do you foresee any further fees Mr. Marshal?
If so, I would be grateful if you would calculate the TOTAL amount
required so that I can bring the correct cash amount with me.
Sincerely,
Johnny Cash.
[Harry doesn't piss about when it comes to cash!]
From: "harry marshal" <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 30 Sep 2003 08:18:36 -0500
Subject: COME DOWN WITH ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND POUNDS
ATTN: JOHNNY,
IT GLADDENS MY HEART WHEN I READ YOUR MAIL TODAY SAYING THAT
YOU ARE INTERESTED TO COME DOWN TO NIGERIA TO CONCLUDE THIS BUSINESS
TRANSACTION.
PLEASE, FEEL FREE AND BOOK YOUR FLIGHT IMMEDIATELY AND FLY DOWN
TO NIGERIA FOR I WILL BE HANDY TO RECEIVE YOU AND EVEN ACCOMMODATE
YOU.
BE YOU ADVISED THAT YOU ARE GOING TO PAY MORE TO FINALISE THIS
TRANSACTION BECAUSE OF YOUR PHYSICAL PRESENCE AND MORE IMPORTANTLY
YOU ARE REQUIRED TO COME DOWN TO NIGERIA WITH THE SUM OF ONE HUNDRED
AND FIFTY THOUSAND POUNDS [YIKES!] WHICH WILL BE USED
TO CLEAR OFF THE FUNDS FROM THE BANK. YOU KNOW THAT THE BANK WILL
DEMAND FOR TRANSFER CHARGES AND STAMP DUTIES WHICH HAS TO BE PAID
FIRSTLY BEFORE EVER THE FUNDS WILL BE RELEASED FROM THE BANK.SO
IF YOU ARE COMING YOU HAVE TO COME DOWN WITH THIS AMOUNT SO THAT
YOUR JOURNEY WILL BE FRUITFUL.
PLEASE, INDICATE YOUR ACTION ON THIS ISSUE SO THAT I WILL KNOW
THE NEXT STEP TO TAKE.
I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING MORE FAVOURABLY FROM YOU.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
BARRISTER HARRY MARSHAL.
[Edward grovels]
From: edward i uwa <[email protected]>
Subject: QUICK RESPONSE.
Date: Tue, 30 Sep 2003 09:00:55 +0000
DEAR JOHNNY CASH,
I DUELY APOLOGISE FOR THE WAY I SPOKE TO YOU LAST TIME OVER
THE MAIL. IT IS BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT I AM HIGHLY DEJECTED BECAUSE
OF THE DELAY IN THIS TRANSACTION.PLEASE IF I HAVE TALK TO YOU THE
WAY YOU DON'T LIKE KINDLY ACCEPT MY APOLOGY.
PLEASE, IF YOU WANT TO COME DOWN I AM SURE THAT IS THE BEST
SOLUTION TO SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS,FOR YOUR PHYSICAL PRESENCE WILL EXPADITE
ACTION TO THE FINAL END OF THIS TRANSACTION.
BASED ON THIS YOU HAVE TO CONTACT THE LAWYER SO THAT HE WILL
TELL YOU HOW MUCH YOU WILL COME DOWN WITH,FOR HE IS THE PERSON THAT
IS GOING TO BE WITH YOU UNTIL THIS BUSINESS IS FINALISED.
KINDLY ARRANGE FOR YOUR TRAVELLING DOWN TO NIGERIA AND SEND
ME YOUR FLIGHT SCHEDULE SO THAT THE LAWYER WILL BE AT HAND TO WELCOME
YOU AND AT THE SAME TIME TAKE YOU TO THE BANK TO FINALISE THIS MATTER.
I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU ASAP.
YOURS SINCERELY,
EDWARD UWA.
From: Johnny Cash
To: [email protected]
Edward,
Your apology is accepted, and I am sure when we meet
we can have a jolly good laugh about this whole affair!
By the way, how goes the Mowgli's? Is there any chance
you will be able to get some for me by the time I arrive in Nigeria?
Forget the bloody iguana's, compared to Mowgli's they are a waste
of space.
Are you able to get the Yellow Stained Pisser Mowgli?
I have attached a picture of my own Mowgli to this email. His name
is Foronenyne [4-1-9]. The picture on the left is Foronenyne
as a baby, and on the right in his glass tank as an adult.
I look forward to meeting with you soon.
Sincerely,
Johnny Cash.
Foronenyne.
From: Johnny Cash
To: [email protected]
Dear Harry,
I am disturbed by the sudden large increase in the amount required.
We started at just US $2,500 and now it goes up to UK £150,000.00.
This sum is easily within my means, but is a surprise nevertheless.
Are you insane by any chance?
I will agree to provide the sum as you require in cash, but now
YOU will have to agree to one of my demands:
I will require that you agree to book me a room in the Sheraton
Lagos hotel for the duration of my stay (one or two days). I feel
that this is small thing to ask considering that I will be bringing
£150,000.00 in cash, as well as spending my own cash for the
flight.
If you agree to this then once I have given you my flight date,
I will require you to send me a scan of the confirmation number
and booking receipt for the hotel for my verification.
Let me know if you are in agreement with this and I will immediately
book my flight and send you the flight details along with the booking
dates you will need for the hotel.
Sincerely,
Johnny Cash.
[Harry seems happy to accept]
From: "harry marshal" <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 01 Oct 2003 05:14:55 -0500
Subject: EKO LE MERIDEAN HOTEL PREFERABLE.
ATTN: JOHNNY,
I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL AND THE LATE REPLY IS DUE TO THE FACT THAT
ALL NIGERIAN DIGNITARIES TRAVEL TO ABUJA IN COMMEMORATION OF THE
43RD INDEPENDENCE DAY CELEBRATION. TODAY IS A PUBLIC HOLIDAY IN
NIGERIA BUT I DECIDE TO WRITE YOU FROM MY HOUSE.
YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT WE HAVE A LOT OF FIVE STAR HOTELS
IN NIGERIA AND SHERATON IS NOT EVEN THE BEST OUT OF ALL. BUT IN
YOUR REQUEST I WILL ADVISED THAT WE MAKE BOOKING RESERVATION WITH
THE EKO LE MERIDEAN HOTEL AND THE SHERATON BUT EKO LE MERIDEAN IS
THE MOST PREFERED ONE.
PLEASE GO AHEAD AND GIVE ME YOUR FLIGHT DETAILS AND THE BOOKING
DATES I WILL NEED. AS SOON AS YOU SEND THIS, I WILL THEN SEND A
SCAN OF THE CONFIRMATION NUMBER AND BOOKING RECEIPT FOR THE HOTEL
FOR YOUR VERIFICATION. I AM FULLY IN AGREEMENT TO YOUR REQUEST.
BE YOU INFORMED THAT THIS SUM OF ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND
POUNDS WILL ENABLE THE SMOOTH TRANSFER OF YOUR MONEY IN YOUR PRESENCE
BEFORE YOU LEAVE NIGERIA. THE MONEY IS NOT SUPPOSE TO REACH SUCH
AN AMOUNT BUT IT IS BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT YOU ARE GOING TO BE
PRESENT IN THE BANK FOR YOU WILL BE THE ONE TO SETTLE MOST OFFICIALS
WHO ARE THE PEOPLE THAT WILL SIGN OFF YOUR PAYMENT.
I AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
BARRISTER HARRY MARSHAL.
From: Johnny Cash
To: [email protected]
Dear Harry,
Thank you for your email.
Please find attached my flight details. I will be arriving in Lagos
on Sunday the 5th of October, and leaving the next day.
The Le Meridien will be fine. I am very familiar with that hotel
chain, in fact I am a friend of the manager of the London Meridien
(Bob Hope). Please forward me the booking and confirmation receipt
ASAP.
Sincerely,
Johnny Cash.
[Yet another dodgy document]
From: "harry marshal" <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 01 Oct 2003 09:50:43 -0500
Subject: GET BACK TO ME IMMEDIATELY.
ATTN: JOHNNY,
THIS IS TO CONFIRM THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL, AND YOUR FLIGHT
SCHEDULE. WE WILL CONFIRM TO YOU THE HOTEL RESERVATION BY TOMMORROW.
NOTE: YOU HAVE TO TREAT THIS TRANSACTION HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL
AND BE REST ASSURED THAT IS SUCCESSFUL, AND ALSO I WILL LIKE TO
HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH YOU ON YOUR TELEPHONE LINE.
PLEASE DO RE-CONFIRM BY MAIL YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER SO
THAT WE CAN TALK ONE ON ONE AND WE WILL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO MEET
WITH EACH OTHER HERE IN NIGERIA.
I AND MY PROTOCOL OFFICER WILL COME TO PICK YOU UP AT THE AIRPORT
UPON YOUR ARRIVAL AND TAKE YOU TO THE HOTEL AND FINALISE THIS TRANSACTION
THE NEXT DAY.
LOOKING FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
BARRISTER HARRY MARSHAL.
[I'm getting a bit fed up of your constant demands
Harry]
From: Johnny Cash
To: [email protected]
Dear harry,
I will furnish you with the particulars you require AFTER you send
me my booking receipt. I have done MORE than enough so far, with
very little in return. Now it is your turn to do something.
I shall look forward to seeing my hotel reservation booking and
confirmation receipt tomorrow.
Sincerely,
Johnny Cash.
From: "harry marshal" <[email protected]>
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 05:46:03 -0500
Subject: I WILL GET IN TOUCH SOONEST
ATTN: JOHNNY,
THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL, AND THE CONTENTS
NOTED.
MY PROTOCOL OFFICER HAS GONE FOR THE HOTEL BOOKING AND I WILL
GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS POOSIBLE.
THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
BARRISTER HARRY MARSHAL
From: "harry marshal" <[email protected]>
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 2003 08:27:53 -0500
Subject: TREAT AS MOST URGENT.
ATTN: JOHNNY,
I WILL LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT DUE TO THE ALL AFRICA GAMES
HOLDING IN NIGERIA. THERE IS NO VACANT SPACE IN EKO LE MERIDEAN
HOTEL AS EARLIER AGREED. [FFS Harry, get a grip]
I WISH TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE MADE A BOOKING WITH THE AMBASSADOR
HOTEL,NO.16,OKOTIE-EBOH,IKOYI,LAGOS,NIGERIA.TELEPHONE NO.234-1-2693360,
234-1-2696077, 234-1-2693330. ROOM NO PARADISE TWO.
AS SOON AS I HEAR FROM YOU I WILL THEN SCAN THE CONFIRMATION
NUMBER AND THE BOOKING RECEIPT.
I AM WAITING.
THANKS FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
BARRISTER HARRY MARSHAL.
[The hotel sounds like a fleapit, but I'm done
arguing over that now]
From: Johnny Cash
To: [email protected]
Dear Mr. Marshal,
OK, that will be fine. I shall meet with you Sunday evening at
the airport. Please tell me how I will recognise you?
Please note that I have to visit Scotland today, I am attending
a Haggis breeding conference, so I may be unnavailable for the next
24 hours.
Johnny Cash.
From: "harry marshal" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Date: Fri, 03 Oct 2003 12:54:53 -0500
Subject: YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER IS HIGHLY NEEDED
ATTN:JOHNNY,
THANKS FOR YOUR EMAIL.
MY PROTOCOL OFFICER AND I WILL BE WAITING ON SUNDAY EVENING
AT THE AIRPORT TO PICK YOU UP TO THE AMBASSADOR HOTEL.WE ARE BLACK
IN COMPLEXION,TALL AND STOUTLY BUILT,5.5FT HEIGHT,AND FAT, FOR YOU
TO BE ABLE TO RECOGNISE US.
PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL ARRANGEMENTS HAS BEEN CONCLUDED AND WE
HOPE YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A NICE TIME WITH US.
FIND ATTACHED THE BOOKING RECEIPT AND DO RE-CONFIRM YOUR TELEPHONE
NUMBER TO ME AS A MATTER OF URGENTCY. I WILL GIVE YOU A CALL AS
SOON AS YOU FORWARD YOUR NUMBER.
I WILL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
BARRISTER HARRY MARSHAL.
[Did this come out of the hotel bins?! "Official
Receipt" my ass!]
From: Johnny Cash
To: [email protected]
Dear Mr. Marshal,
Thank you for your email and the copy of the booking receipt. I
look forward to meeting with you and some women of ill repute.
My direct contact number is as follows: (United Kingdom) 044 7092
037 387
Sincerely,
Johnny Cash.
From: "harry marshal" <[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 04 Oct 2003 10:32:40 -0500
Subject: VERY IMPORTANT(2).
ATTN: JOHNNY,
THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE
NUMBER.
PLEASE NOTE THAT IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO HAVE A CONVERSATION
WITH YOU OVER THE PHONE BEFORE YOUR ARRIVAL AND I WILL LIKE TO PLACE
A CALL TO YOU IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES.CAN YOU GIVE ME AN ACCESS PLEASE.
PLEASE NOTE THAT THE 8TH ALL AFRICAN GAMES HOLDING IN NIGERIA
FALL WITHIN THE TIME YOU HAVE SCHEDULE FOR YOUR TRAVELLING.
BEAR IN MIND THAT YOUR PURPOSE OF COMING TO NIGERIA IS TO WATCH
THIS 8TH ALL AFRICAN GAMES FOR SECURITY REASONS.
MORE IMPORTANTLY,PLEASE NOTE THAT YOU SHOULD NOT DISCLOSE TO
ANYBODY INSIDE THE AIRCRAFT EXACTLY HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE ON YOU
FOR SECURITY REASONS.
FINALLY,WE WILL BE EXPECTING YOU TO COME DOWN WITH THE SUM OF
ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND POUNDS SO AS TO ENABLE US BRING THIS
TRANSACTION TO A FINAL END BEFORE YOUR DEPARTURE ON MONDAY.
THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
BARRISTER HARRY MARSHAL.
[The day of the flight dawns]
From: Johnny Cash
To: [email protected]
Dear Mr. Marshal,
This is my last email before I board the plane in just over an
hours time.
Just to let you know that everything is in place, and I have the
cash payment with me, strapped around my waist for extra security.
I hope we can complete the deal ASAP and you receive everything
you deserve.
Please forward my regards to Edward. I must say I am disturbed
that he never got back to me about the Mowgli's, but once I have
the funds in my hands the Mowgli's can go screw themselves!
Sincerely,
Mr. Johnny Cash.
[Oh dear. Looks like Johnny Cash didn't arrive
after all. Mr. Marshal is disturbed]
From: "harry marshal" <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 06 Oct 2003 04:05:44 -0500
Subject: IT IS SURPRISING.
ATTN:JOHNNY,
I AM WRITING TO YOU NOW WITH ANNOYANCE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
TO US BY NOT COMING DOWN TO NIGERIA AS IT WAS SCHEDULED YESTERDAY.
YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE NOT DEALING WITH LITTLE BOYS
BUT WITH PEOPLE OF INTEGRITY AND HONOUR. [And I'm married
to Britney Spears]
BE YOU ADVISED THAT THIS BUSINESS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD BECAUSE
YOU HAVE A STAKE IN THE TRANSACTION.SO YOUR ATTITUDE TOWARDS THE
BUSINESS SO FAR IS NOT ENCOURAGING. INFACT, I AM NOW DOUBTING YOUR
CAPABILITY TO FINALISE THIS BUSINESS.
I IN PARTICULAR AND THE OFFICIALS WERE WAITING PATIENTLY AT
THE AIRPORT TO WELCOME YOU BUT YOU DID NOT TURN UP.AS A MATTER OF
FACT, I WENT AS FAR TO CROSS- CHECK THE MANUSCRIPT LIST OF THOSE
THAT CAME WITH THE BRITISH AIRWAYS ON SUNDAY BUT YOUR NAME WAS NOT
AMONG .THAT SOUNDS SO CHILDISH BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TALK UNTIL
I HEAR FROM YOU.
PLEASE YOU ARE ADVISED TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME FAST SO THAT I
WILL KNOW THE NEXT LINE OF ACTION TO TAKE BECAUSE I CAN'T ALLOW
THIS MONEY TO WASTE AWAY WHILE I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE IT
FOR LIFE.
I AM EXPECTING YOUR REPLY. [It's certainly on the way
Harry]
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
BARRISTER HARRY MARSHAL.
Edward Uwa voicemail (sounding pissed off) calls
to ask where I am. Click HERE
to listen - 55 Seconds (89k)
[Time to put the lads out of their misery]
This letter is to Marry Marshal and is being CC'd
to Edward Uwa.
Dear Harry & Edward.
How are you both this morning?
Are both of you THIEVES feeling well today? Are both of you 4-1-9
SCAMMERS feeling good?
I knew from the very first email that you were SCUM, THIEVES and
VILLAINS! Did you really think you could fool me with your stupid
proposition?
Edward, your passport and identification cards are VERY bad forgeries.
You really need to learn how to produce false details correctly!
Of course, you probably have guessed that my name is not Johnny
Cash. Just like you two THIEVES, I made the name up. Johnny Cash
is in fact a famous singer. If you want to learn about Johnny Cash,
go here: http://www.johnnycash.com/photos/gallery_intro.htm
The picture of Johnny with the iguanas was of course false. I made
the image myself. I have attached the original image which did not
have the iguana!
Did you like my flight booking receipt? Yes, of course that was
FALSE also!
Harry, your Letter Of Agreement was very amateur. The wording is
ENTIRELY incorrect. You do not have any idea how to produce a proper
legal document. You need to pay someone to make one for you. Get
somebody who knows what to do. And that letterhead of your document
was VERY funny! What kind of a mugu barrister uses a font with snow
on top?!! Also, when you are getting someone to fake a witness signature,
please use someone else to write the signature. It is VERY obvious
that the "lawyer" and the "witness" were the
same person! The handwriting has the same characteristics!
Harry, did you not read my AGREEMENT form I sent to you? I don't
think you did. Right near the end it states, "I am a LUNATIC
of the highest order". Do you know what lunatic means? It means
nearly the same thing a "MUGU" does! Also, you signed
the agreement even after the line "I should be committed henceforth".
If you are a barrister, then you SHOULD know that that means you
should be put into a prison for mad men. YOU SIGNED A DOCUMENT THAT
SAYS YOU ARE A MUGU AND SHOULD BE PUT INTO PRISON. But of course
Harry, you are NOT a barrister are you?! And of course, Edward probably
doesn't work at the bank either.
In fact, your names are probably false also, just like all your
mugu documents.
Did you like my Western Union Money Order? Of course, you guessed
it, it was a fake (both of them!), but there is a difference between
my fakes and yours.... Mine are much better quality!
I have of course passed all your emails, documents and other information
to the Nigerian Police authorities, and also I have sent everything
to the FBI advance fee fraud department, along with the phone message
you left.
Oh, I forgot.... Did I tell you that I run a anti-scam web site?
All your emails, messages and documents will all be on display on
my site, for all my visitors to see and have laugh at.
There is only one word to describe you both Edward and Harry, that
word is MUGU!
Bye,
Shiver Metimbers.
www.419eater.com
The REAL Johnny Cash
TO DATE THERE HAS BEEN NO REPLY........
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