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Title: THE CHURCH OF BREAD AND WINE
Scammer Name: ABRAM NELSON
Submitted By: SHIVER METIMBERS

 

From: "Abraham" davidsharpfoundation
Date: Sat, 4 Oct 2003 00:51:25 -0700
Subject: foundation

Dear Brethen.

May the the peace of God be with you all.

It is our gladness to introduced ourselves to you as a foundation called DAVIDS HARP FOUNDATION.

Our aim is to minimise the level of child abuse, prostitution among youths, and unemployments in our societies which is causing a lots of havoc.

We shall be happy to let you know that we are doing a lots of research on these and assignment are going on to pre-plan and achieve our aims.

Brethen, we shall be very grateful to see you assisting this vision, don't let's this vision die, you can assists us materially *which will only on christian textbooks that is meant for youth only. And you can also assist us financially as well.

If you have any question as touching this, please do not hesitate to contact us, or you want to assistus please try to do so.

Yours Faithfully

Abraham Nelson

 

 

From: Reverend Justin Timberlake
To: Abraham Nelson

My dear brother in Christ Mr. Nelson,

Bless the Lord JESUS CHRIST almighty for your email. I think I may be able to help you. Please call me ASAP on my private business line to discuss this proposition. My contact number is (United Kingdom) 044 7092 037 387.

Now some information about myself, my name is Justin Timberlake, I am in fact a man of God, my full title being the Reverend Justin Timberlake. I am in charge of my local church, The Holy Church of Bread and Wine. We are of course a Christian church AMEN! Please find attached to this email a photograph of our beautiful little church.

I think we may be able to help you in your plight. You see, as an officially registered religious donator, our church assigns funds to help out with deserving cases, by donating funds or help. Surely I am the men to give you what you TRULY DESERVE.

Your case seems very worthwhile, and whilst we cannot donate large amounts, I think that the church would be able to send you the small sum of US $44,330 (forty four thousand, three hundred and thirty dollars). We are usually able to donate larger amounts but at the moment are funds are quite limited as we are at the end of our financial year and my wife needs new curtains (my wife's beef curtains are sadly worn through constant use). This money would be sent to you in a manner of your choosing, and hopefully it would enable you to realise your dream of helping other Christian people, AMEN!

Of course, we do not send out payments without going through the proper procedures, so if you would like to claim the cash, these are the steps you will need to take:

1. The Church or Bread and Wine will send you a agreement form, which you will have to fill in and sign.

2. On receipt of the form, we will require a photograph of you, or a trusted representative as proof of identity. You will have to get a NEW photograph taken, holding a symbol of ours. This proves that the person in the photograph is genuine. Passport or other photographs will NOT be accepted, neither will fakes of forgeries.

If you agree to the two conditions above, we will attach the agreement form for you to complete, and then after that we will explain to you what type of photograph we need from you. On receipt of a SATISFACTORY photograph, we will immediately forward the $44,330 to you in a manner of your choice.

Sincerely.

Rev. Justin Timberlake.
The Holy Church of Bread and Wine.

[I attach a picture of a small church, lovingly edited in PhotoShop!]

The Church of Bread & Wine.

 

 

Date: Fri, 3 Oct 2003 22:35:30 -0700 (PDT)
From: David Spirit
Subject: Re: foundation

Dear Justin Timberlake.,

Thank you for your response. But can I know the procedure, and if that is all your procedure can you please forward your agreement form to us. And can we please know how realisitic this assistance will be.

Thanks

Abraham

 

 

From: Reverend Justin Timberlake
To: Abraham Nelson

Dear Abraham,

Many blessings for replying to my letter so soon my brother in Christ. Please find attached the agreement form. Please complete the blank sections and email or fax it back to me. My fax number is (United Kingdom) 044 7092 037 526

Once the completed form has been received then you must arrange to have your photograph taken and then send it back to us. This is a requirement of the church donations board, and payment will not be made until a suitable photograph is received. However, to be certain that the image you send is not a forgery (some fools try to send us false images) you MUST follow this procedure:

You may choose either a loaf of BREAD, or a bottle of WINE. You MUST have your photograph taken holding either of these items. However, because it may be possible to find another fake picture of someone holding a bottle of wine, or even a loaf of bread, you MUST hold them in a unusual position, this way the church will know that the image must be genuine.

1. If you choose a loaf of bread, you must place it upon your head.

2. If you choose a bottle of wine, you must hold it in a position where it looks like you are pouring it in your ear.

PLEASE NOTE that it is VERY IMPORTANT that the image you send is LARGE and CLEAR. Unsuitable, unclear or small images will not be accepted.

I know the request above seems strange, but it is the only way in which you can prove the image you send is 100% genuine.

Once a suitable image is received, your application will be immediately approved, and as soon as you let us know your preferred payment method we will forward the payment immediately at some time in the future, if ever.

If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to get in touch.

God bless,

Rev. Justin Timberlake.

[Agreement form attached]

 

 

Date: Sat, 4 Oct 2003 03:31:19 -0700 (PDT)
From: David Spirit
Subject: Re: Donation Agreement ref. 287332/AE/ABR01

Sir,

After feeling this agreement, are u telling us that we should hold any wine and do it as if we are pouring it on our ear or we should put loaf bread on our head? is that all?
[Is that all?! Damn, I should have asked for more!]

I am really interested in knowing more about your believe and let me know the requirments to join or to promote this belief in my country as well.

Thank you

Abraham

 

 

From: Reverend Justin Timberlake
To: Abraham Nelson

Dear Abraham,

Thank you for your email, and may I take this opportunity to bless you and your gonads.

I am sorry that the request seems strange, but it is this very reason why we can be 100% sure that the picture is genuine. Please note that you do not have to use a full bottle of wine. Please make sure you keep the lid on, or you will end up with wine all over your face. The reason for choosing the Bread or Wine is of course that is what our church is called.

If you are interested in our church, we are always looking for new people to join us. Once I receive your photograph I can send you some of our leaflets/information when I send your payment.

Sincerely,

(Rev.) Justin Timberlake.

 

 

[Abraham sends me the completed form. Nothing special about it, I just wanted him to think he was doing something 'official']

Date: Sun, 5 Oct 2003 13:06:12 -0700 (PDT)
From: David Spirit
Subject: Donation Agreement ref. 287332/AE/ABR01

Dear Rev. Justin,

This is Mr. Abraham Nelson. Attached is the said agreement form you asked me to complete.

So what's next? [Taking the piss out of you of course]

Abraham Nelson

[Mr. Nelson's signed agreement form]

 

 

[I congratulate Abraham on his form completion, and again remind him of his new requirements]

From: Reverend Justin Timberlake
To: Abraham Nelson

Dear Mr. Nelson,

Thank you for sending the signed agreement. I am happy to tell you that you are now one step away from completing the required procedure and receiving your payment. BLESS THE LORD AND HIS DISCIPLES, AND PRAISE OUR HOLY BOLLOCKS.

As you know, you are now required to send the church a photograph of yourself, and on receipt of an acceptable photograph, the payment will be made to you in a manner of your own choosing (Western Union, Cheque, Wire Transfer etc.). [I think we can all take a good guess at Abraham's preferred option]

However, being a large organisation, we are very often contacted by people who try to trick us into giving a donation, so to prevent this and prove your identity, we request that you have a photograph take with a bottle of wine, or a loaf of bread (because of course this is the name of our church). The reason we ask this is because a picture like this is almost impossible to forge.

You may choose either a loaf of BREAD, or a bottle of WINE. You MUST have your photograph taken holding either of these items. However, because it may be possible to find another fake picture of someone holding a bottle of wine, or even a loaf of bread, you MUST hold them in a unusual position, that way the church will know that the image must be genuine.

1. If you choose a loaf of bread, you must place it on your head.

2. If you choose a bottle of wine, you must hold it in a position where it looks like you are pouring it in your ear (note that the bottle can be empty if you prefer).

PLEASE NOTE that it is VERY IMPORTANT that the image you send is LARGE and CLEAR. Unsuitable, unclear or small images will NOT be accepted.

[Lets try and appeal to this lads greedy side]

IF YOU CHOOSE TO USE BOTH THE BOTTLE AND THE BREAD TOGETHER THE CHURCH WILL DONATE AN EXTRA $1,000.00.

Once a suitable image is received, your application will be IMMEDIATELY approved, and as soon as you let us know your preferred payment method we will forward the payment of $44,330.00 immediately.

If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to get in touch.

God bless,

Rev. Justin Timberlake.

 

 

Date: Mon, 6 Oct 2003 10:00:12 -0700 (PDT)
From: David Spirit
Subject: Re: Donation Agreement ref. 287332/AE/ABR01

Rev Justin Timberlake,

I am grateful. Let me discuss this with my people I am sure that they will happy to do these. I will foward the picture to you latest in two days

Thank you

Abraham Nelson

 

 

Date: Sat, 11 Oct 2003 05:38:17 -0700 (PDT)
From: David Spirit
Subject: Re: Donation Agreement ref. 287332/AE/ABR01

Sir, sorry for little bit communication that cam lately it was due to the fact that we have to invite all our member especially those who are undergraduates to come from school so that it can be a group work and picture.

[Sounds like this lad is organising a student outing for my picture!]

So, by Tuesday we are going to send this group picture to you.

Thanks

Abraham Nelson

 

 

From: Reverend Justin Timberlake
To: Abraham Nelson

[I warn Abraham not to drag his feet with the photo. Get it to me quickly, before you get suspicious!]

Dear Mr. Nelson,

Thank you for your email, and I look forward to receiving your photograph,

Please note that the donation committee meet for the last time this month Thursday the 16th of October. It is important that you try to get your image sent to use before this day otherwise we will be unable to clear and send your payment until the 10th of November.

Sincere regards,

Rev. Justin Timberlake.

 

 

[I hit the jackpot!]

Date: Mon, 13 Oct 2003 13:32:31 -0700 (PDT)
From: David Spirit
Subject: Re: Donation Agreement ref. 287332/AE/ABR01

Rev, justin Timberlake

Attached is the group picture you are requesting for.

And we hope to read from you

Abraham Nelson

Click to enlarge (66k)

 


Click to enlarge (96k)

[I never ceased to be amazed by the dumbness of these lads]

 

 

From: Reverend Justin Timberlake
To: Abraham Nelson

Dear Mr. Nelson,

Bless you sir for sending the images last night. I am happy to confirm that the images are acceptable to us. The committee met this morning to approve your donation.

All we need to do know is to issue a payment receipt for you to sign, and then we shall forward the payment to you immediately.

Please will you let me know your preferred method of payment, and the name of the person whom the payment has to be made to?

Bless you my brother,

Rev. Justin Timberlake.

 

 

Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 08:39:46 -0700 (PDT)
From: David Spirit
Subject: Re: Donation Agreement ref. 287332/AE/ABR01

Reverend,

I got your mail and its quite interesting.

Anyway we shall like you to send it via Western Money Union Transfer, and we would like you to send the money bit by bit because of the projects we are having in differents part of the states.

For the first payment we would like you to send $4,000 dollars so that the eastern representative will go and use it for the purpose,

While the next payment we shall prefer that you send $8,000 dollars to the different zone of where the workshop and seminar for the programme we are having ahed is going to be done.

I hope this method is the best to us so that every dine can be accountable for and we would like you to accept this from us.

We shall be grateful if you can first send this to us so that this zonal representatives can go ahead to do the programme follow up.

The person that will collect go and collect the money will be deliberate upon and we shall get to you later in the day to give you the receiver's information.

Thank you once again.

Mr Abram Nelson [The guy doesn't seem to know how to spell his own name]

 

 

Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 14:03:33 -0700 (PDT)
From: David Spirit <davidsharpfoundation@yahoo.com>
Subject: Receiver's information Donation Agreement ref. 287332/AE/ABR01

this is the receiver;s information and kindly follow the instruction will sent to you the other time.

NAME: AJAYI SOLOMON DELE
ADDRESS: NO. 12 Old Akute Road, Agege, Lagos
Identification: International Passport


I hope this is okay by you.

Thanks

Mr. Abram Nelson

 

 

From: Reverend Justin Timberlake
To: Abram Nelson

Dear Mr. Nelson,

Thank you for your information.

All that we require know is that you sign a payment declaration, and the money will be forwarded immediately to Mr. Dele in the manner you described in your last email.

I shall forward the receipt shortly once out committee have met this afternoon.

Sincere regards,

Rev. Justin Tiimberlake.

 

 

From: Reverend Justin Timberlake
To: Abram Nelson

Dear Mr. Nelson,

Please find attached out final receipt form. Please fill in the underlined parts and return it to us ASAP. Try to keep the returned image as clear and large as possible.

In receipt of this final signed receipt your funds will be sent to you immediately.

Sincerely,

Rev. Justin Timberlake.

[RECEIPT FORM ATTACHED]

 

 

[Oops! I screwed up and put the wrong name on the paperwork!]

Date: Wed, 15 Oct 2003 19:49:46 -0700 (PDT)
From: David Spirit <davidsharpfoundation@yahoo.com>
Subject: Wrong Identification.Agreement ref. 287332/AE/ABR01

Dear Rev.,

I dot know why you keepon mention Mr John walker in our our agreement David's Harp Foundation,out of the group picture I sent toyou there is no there bear this name and i don't have anybody called John walker. So if I may ask who is this man John walker?

I found his namethere,so I decided not to fill the form,but to request for another one.

Sir,about the certificate you sent to us, are we going filland send this after you might have issue the fund to us or where are going to fill it and send it before the fund can be realise to us?

These are the two question sir,reverend.

Thank you and hope read from you soonest.

Abram nelson

 

 

From: Reverend Justin Timberlake
To: Abram Nelson

[Lets hope my excuse is swallowed]

Dear Mr Nelson,

I do apologise. As mentioned previously, Mr. Walker was our last donation case, and it appears that my secretary has not removed his name correctly from the computer database. I have attached a revised version.

Yes, you will need to send this agreement back completed before we can send the money. If you get the agreement back to use before 4pm GMT today, we will be able to send your payment today.

Sincerely,

Rev. Justin Timberlake.

[REVISED FORM ATTACHED]

 

 

[Mr. Nelson attaches my completed "Declaration of Paedophilia"]

Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 12:15:17 -0700 (PDT)
From: David Spirit <davidsharpfoundation@yahoo.com>
Subject: Receipt ref. 287332/AE/ABR01

Reverend,

I encountered a lots of difficulties before i can attached this. And even the printer performed its own difficulties, but thank God.

So it is unfortunate that we cannot meet the time, but we hope to receive the receipt of the payment soonest.

And hope you still remember how we request that the payment shouldbe made off?

Thank you for your support

Abram nelson

[Mr. Nelsons completed, colourless Declaration of Paedophilia - Yes, it's in bad taste I know, but that's lads for you! Sorry about the quality; Abram's printer seems to lack the ability to print in more than two colours!]

Click to enlarge (116k)

 

 

[I didn't bother to reply to the above email. A day goes by....]

Date: Fri, 17 Oct 2003 12:12:07 -0700 (PDT)
From: David Spirit
Subject: Worried.Agreement ref. 287332/AE/ABR01

Sir,

We are waiting having a whole faith that we should have received the fund by now. Hope no problem sir, we would like to read from you soonest.

Yours
Abram Nelson

 

 

[You're gonna have to wait for your cash Abram]

From: Reverend Justin Timberlake
To: Abram Nelson

Dear Abram,

Please do not worry. The Western Union offices in our area are not open on Saturdays or Sundays. We will send the payment on Monday morning.

Sincerely,

Rev. Justin Timberlake.

 

 

[Monday afternoon arrives, and Abram still doesn't have his money]

Date: Mon, 20 Oct 2003 06:38:24 -0700 (PDT)
From: David Spirit
Subject: Hoping and waiting Agreement ref. 287332/AE/ABR01

Rev.,

Hope all is well with you sir and how was the weekend?

We are still hoping and waiting to receive the payment information so that this can be a step to go and receive the payment

Thanks

Abram Nelson

 

 

From: Reverend Justin Timberlake
To: Abram Nelson

Dear Mr. Nelson,

My apologies over the delay. One of our committee members was rushed to hospital this morning and we have been at the hospital all afternoon. I have only now returned. I shall process the payment ASAP.

Thank you ,

Rev. Justin Timberlake.

 

 

Date: Mon, 20 Oct 2003 14:01:39 -0700 (PDT)
From: David Spirit
Subject: I hope he will get well soon Agreement ref. 287332/AE/ABR01

Rev,

Sorry for such occurence. How is his body now, hope he is getting okay? I guess as much that something must have happen. Anyway, I hope to receive the payment information tomorrow so that the zonal representative may go and what he suppose to do asap.

Thank you for your assistance, may the good God bless
you.

Abram Nelson.

 

 

[A little later the same day, I receive a Yahoo Greeting Card from Abram!]

Surprise! You've just received a Yahoo! Greeting
from "Davids Harp Foundation"

To view this greeting card, click on the following Web address at anytime within the next 30 days.

http://view.greetings.yahoo.com/greet/view?AMRT4UX9I65MJ

If that doesn't work, go to http://view.greetings.yahoo.com/pickup and copy and paste this code:

AMRT4UX9I65MJ

Enjoy!

The Yahoo! Greetings Team

[I never knew you cared Abram!]

 

 

From: Reverend Justin Timberlake
To: Abram Nelson

Dear Mr. Nelson.

Good morning to you sir.

I am sorry for the delay in the processing of your payment, but I am afraid that I have to ask you for some more information. Police inspector Jack Clouseau who is in charge of the case probing the death of the Reverend C. Inpiss has been keeping me very busy.

Inspector Clouseau has informed me that you will be required to submit a short statement detailing the way you will be spending the donation money. Please would you forward me a list of the people/charities that will be benefiting from our donation payment to you? The inspector has also requested a copy of your passport.

As soon as I have received this I will forward it to inspector Clouseau, and hopefully we will then be able to finally make the payment to you.

I am sorry for the delay, but after such a mysterious and tragic death, certain procedures must be followed.

Bless you,

Rev. Justin Timberlake.

 

 

[Abram replies, but seems to have missed the significance of me mentioning the DEATH of C. Inpiss. He was only ill a short while ago when he sent his get well soon card!]

Date: Wed, 22 Oct 2003 07:08:47 -0700 (PDT)
From: Abram Nelson
Subject: Re: Agreement ref. 287332/AE/ABR01

Thank you Reverend.

About the details you requested of, these are as follow:

- We have a very big plan first for unemployed youths that are involving themselves in robbery and other activities such as prostitutes and so on, we are having plan that we shall use part of the money to establish a vocational training which at the end of the day they will be on their own and we then give then money to go and establish business on thier own base on what they have leanrt.

- We planned to visit the below orphanages house:

- God first Orphans house

- Soul Rescue Team House

- There are youths as well which they don't have a financial support for the continuation of the academics, during our town to town awareness we have planned to sponsor them to the length of a good education.

- Creating a primary schools to the villages and creating boreholes as well

[Ahh... All worthy causes Abram]

However, anything we do with this money shall be accounted for, and by the special grace of god we shall invite you our country to come and see our achievement so far.

We shall then put the logo of your church there being our sponsor of this programme we have ahead of us.

The whole Commitee of this foundation is sending the condolence to you for the death of one of your member may His gentle soul rest in perfect peace, Amen.

I will send my passport to you later in the day.

Thank you.

And do not hesitate to ask any questions if need arises for it.

Abram Nelson

 

 

[Just after the above email, Abram sends this]

Date: Wed, 22 Oct 2003 07:45:29 -0700 (PDT)
From: David Spirit <davidsharpfoundation@yahoo.com>
Subject: Passport and Zonal Representatives Agreement ref. 287332/AE/ABR01

Sir, since it is the interest of the Police inspector to have py passport, the attached is my passport and the other one is the pictures of zonal representatives.

We hope to read from you soonest

thanks


[Actual size]

 


[Actual size]

[Recognise anyone in the pictures above? No, neither do I. Hell of a passport photo too Abram!]

 

 

From: Reverend Justin Timberlake
To: Abram Nelson
Date: 22/10/03

Dear Abram,

Sorry but there is a problem. The passport picture you sent is not a passport picture. Please send a PASSPORT image.

Also, why does the man in the photograph not look like anyone in the group picture that you sent to me? I thought that the man holding the bottle was you. The 'passport' picture you sent to me looks nothing like you.

Please clear up this matter ASAP.

Sincerely,

Rev. Justin Timberlake