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TITLE: A 'mark' of my respect!
SCAMMER NAME: Ahmed Sadiq
SCAMMER LOCATION: Lagos, Nigeria
SCAMBAITER: Shiver Metimbers

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From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Father Jack Hackett
Date: December 7, 2005
Subject: Such bad news

Good day father

what a terrible news to have heard that my lovely friend father bruce is dead. its so painful considering all the help he has been rendering. i wish
i would have been around to confort the whole church. anyway am sorry. may his soul rest in peace.

i still wait for your concern towards my case. Gee, thanks for long mourning period Ahmed! time is almost up down here thats why i sound desperate. please in good faith like that of father bruce, i wish you would help me actualise this.

as i have always trusted father bruce, i trust you dont let me down

i wait for your reply

Father Jack doesn't bother to reply.

 

 

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Jack Hackett
Date: December 7, 2005
Subject: urgent please

Good day father

i think it is the best to tell you my predicament and the need why i have gone this extent of joining your church and having on me the mark of shiver.

as i explained to father bruce, i needed help to achieve my long time dream in life. i was introduced to father bruce by a member of your church Mr Lance and since then, having complied with every of your requirements to recieve your concern, all i get now from you is silence. i have been so straight forward to you, i have trusted your church for good only for me to start having double mind about the whole thing. tell me where have i gone wrong.

please all i ask for is just little money to retrieve back my travel documents wilth my international passport from the tattoo markers here. as i explained to father bruce, there wasnt any money at hand for the tattoo but as i explained to the markers, they understood and did it on the basis that on payment, i will get back my documents.as father bruce promised.

with a sincere heart, i plead for just the little to get back my things please. its about 450 dollars. i will ever remail grateful if you appreciate my sincerity tto you by granting me this token.

there is no much time for me for my travel, i want to get through this and seek assistance else where.

i need your reply soonest please.

 

 

From: Father Jack Hackett
To: Ahmed Sadiq
Date: December 9, 2005

Alo bruva felix,

Dude, ya wanna chill for a few minuts bro. Dunno if yew know but we have a frikkin' funeral to arrange ere. You'll get da dosh as soon as possibul, but be pashent cos we gotta get Fathe Corbin stuck in an ole before da maggots cum callin, ya get mi?

Da induktion form wil be wiv ya in a few hours time.

Latersz,

Father Jack Hackett
Charity Awards Department
Holy Church of The Tattooed Saint

 

 

The next day I send Ahmed his induction form.

From: Father Jack Hackett
To: Ahmed Sadiq
Date: December 10, 2005

Alo bruva felix,

As I promised attached is da induktion form. Please print it out and complete it then send it back to us by email attachment. Make sure dat the scan is LARGE and CLEAR to avoid any delays.

Latersz,

Father Jack Hackett
Charity Awards Department
Holy Church of The Tattooed Saint

INDUCTION FORM ATTACHED

 

 

After a long delay, Ahmed finally sends the completed form back to me.

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Father Jack Hackett
Date: December 16, 2005
Subject: Such bad news

Good day father

i hope you have recieved it

Now i wait for the payment, consequent on your reply, i will forward the mode of payment, and how it will be sent.

your better opinion is still welcome

i am happy the way you are concerned

thanks

The signed Induction Form:

I decide not to bother replying.

 

 

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Father Jack Hackett
Date: December 21, 2005
Subject: Such bad news

Good evening father

i thought by now i have received your reply. what next is remaining, i think i have met all your demands

please i wish for a favourable consideration from you at least for meeting all your requirements and having on me the mark of shiver.

i pray to hear from you soonest

 

 

I think it has escaped Sadiq's attention that for the past three weeks or so I have been referring to him as "Felix". Why he hasn't pulled me up on this I don't really know. I guess he only taking notice of the lack of payment so far. Anyway, back to his real name as there's no comedy value in continuing with to get his name wrong if he isn't going to notice!

From: Father Jack Hackett
To: Ahmed Sadiq
Date: December 22, 2005

Alo bruva Sadiq,

Sorry fa da delay in replyin to yous oweva were do get well busy comin up to da Christmas period and of course we ave did ave to deal wiv da remembrance service fa Fatha Corbin. Dat went very well, thank yous fa askin.

Please can yous reconfirm to me da details of ow yous dwant da payment to be made. It is important dat dis is done without any errors whun angin wiv such a large amounst of money.

Latersz,

Father Jack Hackett
Charity Awards Department
Holy Church of The Tattooed Saint

 

 

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Father Jack Hackett
Date: December 23, 2005
Subject: clarify me

Good day father

thanks for the reply

first i need to know the total amount to be sent because in my country, money through western union money transfer allows for only 5,000 dollars a time. so i need to know the exact amount so that i will know how to split it for the sending

also i wish you a prosperous new year in your good works

 

 

 

From: Father Jack Hackett
To: Ahmed Sadiq
Date: December 25, 2005

Alo bruva Sadiq,

Da total wamount dat as been awarded to yous is $42,772


Latersz,

Father Jack Hackett
Charity Awards Department
Holy Church of The Tattooed Saint

 

 

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Father Jack Hackett
Date: December 27, 2005
Subject: i am happy

Good day father

now that you have clarified me, i will now go to the bank to sought out how and the means of your payment

once concluded, i will reach you immediately. once more i am so grateful for your concern. thanks a million times

I'll let Sadiq stew for a few days before I reply.

 

 

From: Father Jack Hackett
To: Ahmed Sadiq
Date: January 07, 2006

Alo bruva Sadiq,

Sorry for da layte reply to your massage but becos of da Christmas break we have ad sum dely wiv our payment scheme. I am hopin to get yower payment sent in da next 24/48 hours

Latersz,

Father Jack Hackett
Charity Awards Department
Holy Church of The Tattooed Saint

 

 

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Father Jack Hackett
Date: January 09, 2006
Subject: i understand

Good day father

i saw your reply and i understood the delay there's no problem. as you said, i wait for the first part of the payment. what you have to send is a control pin which i will present to the bank here in nigeria

thanks

 

 

A couple of days go by and Sadiq hasn't had his payment yet.

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Father Jack Hackett
Date: January 11, 2006
Subject: please father

GOOD DAY FATHER

thanks for your long time concern i still wait for the details as you said as this is a new year, i expect a rapid response to this course. by now i should have seen the details to collect the money.

please try and help me out in this

i have been patient all day.

 

 

Sadly, Father Hackett has caught the same bug that killed Father Bruce Corbin...

From: Father Bungdit Upp
To: Ahmed Sadiq
Date: January 11, 2006

Dear brother Sadiq.

Good afternoon and I hope you are well?

My name is Father Bungdit Upp and I am the personal assistant to Father Hackett. Unfortunately Father Hackett is ill in bed with a slight Tribble infection which we believe he caught from one of our members. I am afraid he will be unavailable for the next few days because of this.

However I am informed that payment information was sent to you earlier this morning and you should have all the details you require to collect your payment.

Please let me know when you have received the payment.

God be with you

Father Bungdit Upp
Charity Awards Department
Holy Church of The Tattooed Saint

 

 

Sadiq is starting to get a little impatient.

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Father Bungdit Upp
Date: January 13, 2006
Subject: tell me

Good day father

to be candid i dont understand what is going on. i have met all your requirements, what then do you want me to do. since december last year, i was promised of
the payment, till now, all is in vain. please where have i gone wrong or dont i deserve it

about the information for the payment, i didnt receive anything and i think you have not sent it, if am worthy, please kindly do it for me pls, am at a fix now

my sympathey to sick father thanks and i earnestly wait for the payment details pls

 

 

 

From: Father Bungdit Upp
To: Ahmed Sadiq
Date: January 13, 2006

Dear Sadiq,

Please don't give me a hard time. I am only following bloody orders from my boss Father Hackett. I don't know what has gone on between you two but again all I am doing is following orders. I have only been working with the church for the last few weeks so I haven't really been given the fully story about you, so please chill dude.

To be truthful to you Sadiq buddy, I am sick of being ordered around. I know I'm new here, and yes, maybe as a former sex offender I should be thankful for this crummy job, but being the new guy, all I get all day is ordered about by every one. It's stuff like, "Hey Bungdit, get me a drink". "Hey Bungdit, fetch me my cross". "Hey Bungdit, show us your knob". You know, stuff like that gets pretty boring after a while and the last thing I need is some wise-ass who doesn't even know me to start ordering me about and whinging over a few measly dollars.

Now, I'm sorry if you did not receive your payment information. I was told by father Hackett that it was sent to you yesterday, So don't go bustin' my balls over some mistake that I was not part of. As you will see I have repeated the payment information for you below. Now, once you have collected your cash please get back to me and let me know you have collected it.

And please, don't give me any more damn grief, I get enough of it from these idiots I work with. I'm considering a new career in the circus, but please keep that to yourself.


Payment Amount: $42,772 split into the following payments: 8 x $5,000 and 1 x $2,772

Name of Payee: Ahams Chidiebere
Secret Question: Who is Lance Myboyle?
Answer: Dark Side Communications
MTCN Number: 9318262251


Bye for now.

Father Bungdit Upp
Charity Awards Department
Holy Church of The Tattooed Saint

 

 

Strange. For some reason Sadiq can't collect his money!

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Father Bungdit Upp
Date: January 16, 2006
Subject: urgent

Good day

sorry for my harsh letter, it was because time wasnt on my side again. i hope you have accepted my appologies

about the number, we went to the bank only for them to reject it that the no is invalid. please i dont understand. just cross check to know where the problem is from
i wait for your reply.pls am not ordering

bye am waiting now

 

 

A short time ater the same day.....

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Father Bungdit Upp
Date: January 16, 2006
Subject: I am waiting

i tried again, it didnt work

the no was invalid, so do help me by re sending a valid one, i hope to collect it tommorrow

also who is sending it, is it the church or father hackett

thanks once more

 

 

From: Father Bungdit Upp
To: Ahmed Sadiq
Date: January 16, 2006

Dear Sadiq,

Dude, is there really any reason to send me two emails one immediately after the other. Yeah I know you are in a rush for the payment but winding me up when I'm already stressed out just isn't going to help matters.

I don't know why you are saying the payment number is wrong. I'm looking at the note that Hackett gave to me and I've double-checked the email I sent to you and the numbers are correct.

Unfortunately I cannot speak to father Hackett today to get the correct numbers as the old loon is still taking it easy in his hospital bed, whinging on an on about being in pain with Tribble fever. Let me tell you, I think he's swinging the lead. I had a bout of Tribble fever a couple of years ago when I was doing drug runs between Bolivia and Alaska, and I can't say it affected me all that much. I reckon father Hackett is just using it as an excuse to have a few days rest and try to chat up his nurses. He's a randy old sod really. Perhaps I'm being a little harsh on the guy, he is 79 after all and he did put in a good word for me that night I was arrested for suspected wire fraud. I wasn't me I tell you, the money was just resting in my account. I always meant to give it back.

To get back to the point Sadiq, I will go and check on father Hackett's computer to discover what the correct payment number is. Father Hackett's handwriting is not very clear so it is quite possible that a mistake may have been made. I have checked and your payment is definitely here waiting for collection.

Leave it with me for a few hours and once I have check the old git's machine I will send you the amended details later this evening.

Cheers,

Father Bungdit Upp
Charity Awards Department
Holy Church of The Tattooed Saint

 

 

I took a little too long to get back to Sadiq,

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Father Bungdit Upp
Date: January 17, 2006
Subject: re: i am waiting

i wait for the correct nos pls do check and reply me

thanks so much

 

 

From: Father Bungdit Upp
To: Ahmed Sadiq
Date: January 17, 2006

Dear Sadiq,

Sorry for the late reply dude but I could not get to speak with father Hackett until late in the evening. By that time the church was closed and I could not get access to his computer.

Father Hackett is gravely ill I'm afraid. It seems the Tribble infection has greatly affected him and he is finding it very hard to speak. After some time and a lot of prodding, he was able to give me the password for his computer so that I could try to figure out the correct payment code to send to you. I spent four hours this morning searching the files and luckily I managed to find the payment codes. At least I think they are yours. There was a 10 digit number which was referenced with our name and labelled as "Ahmed's back-hander". As I suspected, Father Hackett wrote down the code for you the other day incorrectly. As you know I sent you the payment code 9318262251 but in fact Father Hackett mistakenly wrote the number 1 when he should have been writing number 7 so the correct number is 9378262251. Hopefully that number will work for you.

I found a lot of interesting information of Father Hackett's computer too. For instance, some photographs of all the father's at the recent Christmas party, including myself. I thought you might enjoy seeing a picture of me. Attached you will see myself, and behind me father Hector Barnett. We had plenty of fun at the party as you can see. We were playing blind man's buff at the time. I was playing the part of the blind man, and father Hector was in the buff. It was great, though unfortunately my clothes has a small stain on the back. Not sure where that came from.

Anyway, back to the point: As I said, the correct pay number is 9318262551 and hopefully you will at long last finally be able to get what you so richly deserve.

Will Ahmed notice I wrote three different numbers there?!

Cheerio,

Father Bungdit Upp
Charity Awards Department
Holy Church of The Tattooed Saint

I attach a Photoshopped picture of "Bungdit" and Father Hector Barnett, who you may recognise from the Prince Joe Eboh scambait or possibly even Frasier

 

 

Aww.. Seems I gave Sadiq some more bum numbers.

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Father Bungdit Upp
Date: January 18, 2006
Subject: URGENT

Good day brother

pls save me all these embarrassments it looks like i am a fraudster whenever i insist on these nos you give me

can you believe it, that number didnt work out pls if this is real and truely if you are sending me any money, send me the correct no and detail, even the names didnt work, the bank tried the names, all were fake

wat is happenin pls

 

 

There's a new priest in town, and he has some rather bad news for Sadiq.

From: Father Hector Barnett
To: Ahmed Sadiq
Date: January 18, 2006

Dear Mr. Ahmed Sadiq.

Good morning sir.

Let me introduce myself. My name is Hector Barnett and I am the head of the Investigations Department for the HCTS. I believe you have been recently dealing with a former colleague of ours by the name of Father Bungdit Upp?

Unfortunately I have to report to you that Mr. Upp is now in police custody having been arrested in the early hours of this morning for diverting church funds to his own private account. Sadly it appears that Mr. Upp decided to return to his previous life of crime and has stolen a significant amount of cash from the church and some of its beneficiaries, which also includes yourself.

We have only completed some preliminary investigations however we have discovered that over the last 5 weeks Mr. Upp has stolen approximately US $309,947 from the church funds, and that includes the donation payment to you, totalling $42,772. I am sorry to have to deliver such bad news to you Mr. Sadiq, however you are just one of many people we have had to contact this morning to impart such negative news.

As a consequence of Mr. Upp's actions any donation payments due are now unable to be paid personally by the church. Your only course of action at the moment is to contact the Criminal Compensations Department of the UK Police. They will arrange compensation for you for the full amount until such times as the investigations into Mr. Upp have been completed. You will require a case number to give to the criminal compensations section which in your particular case is 11812121/421/771/HHGTTG/34333/SADIQ

When you contact the Criminal Compensation Department, please quote that reference number to them so that they know who they are dealing with. They will quickly arrange for your payment to be paid in full. The contact email address for the department head is morse@xxxxpolice.co.uk The name of the person you need to contact is Inspector Morse.

Once more I am very sorry for the current situation, however I am sure you will understand that this is not of our doing. The church regularly employs ex-criminals in order to try to rehabilitate them into every day life and hopefully by giving them gainful employment they will shun their former criminal lives. Unfortunately in Mr. Bungdit Upp's case it appears he was beyond our help.

Sincerely,

Father Hector Barnett
Investigations Department
Holy Church of The Tattooed Saint

 

 

Ahmed wastes no time in getting in touch with Inspector Morse.

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Inspector Morse
Date: January 19, 2006
Subject: urgent

Good day inspector morse

i am directed by the holy church of tattooed saints to officially report an ill done me by a worker in the church name bungdit Upp who by now is in your custody
as they told me, he has been embazzling church fund which includes the payment i should have gotten from the church

i demand justice in this, i cant compromise that money since its my last hope, they gave me a refence number which i should quote. its 11812121/421/771/HHGTTG/34333/SADIQ

i look forward for my payment please

 

 

Inspector Morse of course requires some proof that Ahmed is who he says he is.

From: Inspector Morse
To: Ahmed Sadiq
Date: January 19, 2006

Dear Mr. Sadiq

Ref: 11812121/421/771/HHGTTG/34333/SADIQ

I am in receipt of your email dated January 19, 2006.

As you may have been informed, we are currently investigating a person who has previously had contact with you, namely one Mr. Bungdit Upp. Mr. Upp is currently incarcerated in our custody on preliminary charges of money laundering, theft, identity theft, and suspicion of passing around the Tribble virus with intent to infect people.

My division are in charge of Criminal Compensations and investigations and we authorise intermediate payments to victims of crime.

I understand on reading your case notes that your entitlement is US $42,772.

Of course you will understand that before I can authorise such a payment you will be required to send me proof of your identification to ensure that this payment is sent to the entitled person, so please would you forward me a scan of your international passport and a signed letter with the following statement:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Your name
Your address
Your telephone number
Date of birth

Today's date.


FAO: Inspector Morse - UK Police Criminal Compensation Department


Dear Mr. Morse,


C.R.A.B. Reference Number: Ref: 11812121/421/771/HHGTTG/34333/SADIQ


This letter is to certify that I am the above named person and I am entitled to a donation payment, authorised by Father Jack Hackett of The Church of The Tattooed Saint. The total payment I am entitled to is US $42,772

Please find attached a copy of my official identification which I confirm is a true representation of me.

I confirm that during the course of my communication with all member of The Church of The Tattooed Saint that all information I have given has been truthful and factually correct and that if any false information has been given in any form I shall immediately lose all entitlement to the donation payment due to me.

Sincerely,

SIGN YOU NAME

Date: WRITE THE DATE

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

On receipt of the information above we will authorise your payment immediately.

Thank you for writing to us.

Sincere regards,

Inspector Morse
Head of Division
UK COD

 

 

Ahmed comes up with the inevitable excuses.

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Inspector Morse
Date: January 23, 2006
Subject: thanks

Good day inspector

Reference Number: Ref:

11812121/421/771/HHGTTG/34333/SADIQ

I thank you for the concern you have in retrieving my money which went into wrong hands. I appreciate all your efforts.

But what I don't understand is my identification you are requiring. Yes you don't want this money to be sent to a wrong person but I have been on this alone since last year, there's no other Ahmed Sadiq. But if you still want proof, I will supply you the information you require of me.

About the scan of my international passport, it wont be possible because I have been dispossessed of my travel documents by my tattoo markers because of my inability to afford the church's tattoo sign. Its because of this I am replying you late, I have been beckoning on them to assist me in this all to no avail. Father Hackett and the church know more about it.

Ahmed makes a beginner's error here. He should have said something along the lines of "I don't own a passport" then he could have provided some other fake ID. However by stating it is, "at the tattooist" he has owned up to owning one and I won't budge until I get to see it!

Instead I will send you my pictures of initiation into the church- The Church of The Tattooed Saint and my inauguration form, I hope these should be concrete evidence of my person.

Please I have suffered enough in this course, I demand fairness and justice. I didn't know it would culminate into this. I have always trusted the church, please don't fail me.

 

 

From: Inspector Morse
To: Ahmed Sadiq
Date: January 19, 2006

Dear Mr. Sadiq

Ref: 11812121/421/771/HHGTTG/34333/SADIQ

Thank you for your email..

I am sorry, but without any form of official identification which also contains your photographic identification I will be unable to clear the payment to you.

I am not aware of the circumstances surrounding your payment, so your explanations are wasted on me. All that I know is that I have a payment of $42,772 authorised for a Mr. Ahmed Sadiq which is to be paid only on receipt of the required official identification and signed statement of intent as described in my previous email to you of 19 Jan 2006.

Please note that I have just received your second email in which you typed out the statement. This is not acceptable. You must send me by email attachment a SIGNED version of the statement containing your full HAND-WRITTEN signature.

Please note that I have absolutely nothing to do with the church or any other business. I am an inspector of Her Majesty's UK Police force and I deal with criminal cases. I have absolutely no affiliation with the church. I do not have any say whatsoever in what the church or people you have been dealing with have to say.

Unless you are able to supply the signed statement and a copy of your official identification then the money will not be paid to you.

Sincerely,

Inspector Morse
Head of Division
UK COD

 

 

Ahmed finally sends in the signed form, but still no passport image. He sent copies of his tattoo pictures but they are of course not proof of identity!

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Inspector Morse
Date: January 24, 2006
Subject: the signed document

 

 

From: Inspector Morse
To: Ahmed Sadiq
Date: January 24, 2006

Dear Mr. Sadiq

Ref: 11812121/421/771/HHGTTG/34333/SADIQ

Thank you for the signed form which I have just received.

Please note that I still require a scan of your international passport. The images you sent of your tattoo pictures are of absolutely no use nor interest to me. They are not proof of identity.

Sincerely,

Inspector Morse
Head of Division
UK COD

 

 

Ahmed replies with more excuses.

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Inspector Morse
Date: January 25, 2006
Subject: pls understand me

Good day inspector

Ref: 11812121/421/771/HHGTTG/34333/SADIQ

I think those proofs are worthy enough to ascertain my genuinety.

Please why stress on the impossible. As I told you before, my passport is not at hand. It will be nice if I hint you about it. Those pictures I sent you with the church’s tattoo was done here on credit. My friend in the church, father Corbin (of blessed memory) promised to send me a little part of my money to redeem my school documents and my travel documents.

But since his death, I begged father Hackett but he assured me of the bulk sum. And because of my failure to afford the services of the tattoo marking, we reached a compromise with the tattoo firm that if father Corbin sends the money; I will then collect my documents. But all my pleas to the church have been to no avail.

Down here, I am faced with so many frustrations. My documents are with an ordinary tattoo firm and they are threatening to sue me to court. Sometimes the need arises in school for some particulars, I will be full of flimsy excuses. What else am I to do, inspector. I will owe a lot to you if you actualize this for me.

I am frustrated that is why I sound desperate.

Thanks and I pray for your understanding.

 

 

Inspector Morse is not budging until he sees Ahmed's passport.

 

From: Inspector Morse
To: Ahmed Sadiq
Date: January 25, 2006

Dear Mr. Sadiq

Ref: 11812121/421/771/HHGTTG/34333/SADIQ

Please tell me exactly how those tattoo pictures are proof of identity? How do I know that the person in those pictures is in fact Ahmed Sadiq and not some other person who may have been paid to have the tattoo pictures? Tell me, WHERE IS THE PROOF? There is absolutely NO PROOF whatsoever that the person in those photographs is you.

Now again I repeat to you that you will not receive your payment unless I see a scan of your international passport. You can continue arguing forever if you wish but that will not change the fact that you will not receive anything from my department without proof of your identification.

If the tattoo shop will not give you your passport back then contact the police. It is against the law for an unofficial organisation or private person to hold another's passport against their will. If you think it will help then tell the tattoo shop owner to contact me via email and I will personally ensure to him that he will receive his payment when he releases his passport to you.

You have a very simple choice Mr. Sadiq; either provide me with your passport or you get no payment. That choice is yours entirely.

Sincerely,

Inspector Mores
Head of Division
UK COD

 

 

More pleading.

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Inspector Morse
Date: January 26, 2006
Subject: re: no passport no payment

Good day inspector

Please it’s now left for you to decide on this. I have told you the much I have tried in this. I told the church and father Hackett to spare me at least $240 out of the money or anywhere else (notwithstanding the interest rate because I will surely pay back) to pay them up to collect my documents. But no way, they keep assuring me of the bulk money. Now the bulk money is ready, there is another clause of my identity.

I don’t have any face again to go back to them begging them to release my particulars where I have not paid them. I cant imagine the embarrassment I will be causing myself if I go begging there, as it is, they might even arrest me for running away with their money, its their right because I didn’t pay them, I only assured them of the church’s benevolence and compliance to this.

So in your own, tell me what to do next, but I still doubt if those items I sent you including the scanned signed document you demanded didn’t prove my identity.

Why not understand and trust me

 

 

Inspector Morse has lost patience with Ahmed.

From: Inspector Morse
To: Ahmed Sadiq
Date: January 26, 2006

Dear Mr. Sadiq

Ref: 11812121/421/771/HHGTTG/34333/SADIQ

Thank you for your email however as you have not sent your identification as required your case will be closed by 12 noon tomorrow and your payment will be denied permanently.

Sincerely,

Inspector Mores
Head of Division
UK COD

 

 

At the same time as pleading with Inspector Morse, Sadiq also fires off an email to his original intended victim Lance Myboyle.

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Lance Myboyle
Date: January 26, 2006
Subject: pls what is wrong

Good day

Happy New Year. It has been very long since I mailed you. Sorry I have not been feeding you with the developments so far about the church and I. Sir, it has not been roses as I thought. A bit of an understatement I'd say Ahmed. My frustrated state now cannot be imagined because of my commitment and faithfulness to the church you introduced me to. Sir, to be sincere, I didn’t know I will end up like this. I finally joined your church, met all the requirements even the grave ones of having on me the mark of shiver for the purpose of help, but what did I get in return, stories. Please why did you introduce me to their kind? Because you tried to scam me Ahmed, that's why.

I trusted them, starting from father Corbin, who they later told me was dead. Then, my case was transferred to father Hackett who recently became gravely ill as I was told and again transferred me to father bungdit. Above all I was still patient. It was father bungdit who purposely gave me wrong control numbers with fake payment details just to discharge me. All they told me now was that father bungdit is a criminal who laundered part of the church’s fund to his own account. My money being included. Now the case is with the UK police. Please tell me, what do I have with the police. Now the inspector in charge is threatening to withhold my money if I don’t produce the scan of my international passport. Its scan is easy but I am not in possession of the passport. As you told me, that before I get help from the church, I must be a member.

In fulfillment to that, I explained to father Corbin how hard it was to locate a tattoo firm in my country. Amidst all, I was able to procure their services in another state here but on a condition. Because I couldn’t afford $240 for their services to inscribe on me the shiver’s sign, we reached a compromise that as soon as the church pays me, I will return their money and collect my school and travel documents which they seized as collateral considering how desperate I was to procure their services all to join your church. I made the greatest mistake of my life by accepting this term of services not knowing that I have toyed with my credentials and documents. I pleaded to both father Corbin and Hackett to at least give me a little from my money or anywhere else let me first get out my documents which is the most important all to no avail.

Right now, I have been dispossessed of my greatest assets in life. What did I do to deserve all these, just a little help I asked, has robbed me of my future. Please where did go wrong, the tattoo I did, my inauguration form and all the requirements were accepted by the board of your church, so I can’t figure out where the problem lies. Again, being a thief was probably your mistake here. I have always been truthful and faithful to the church, please if there is any place or thing I did wrong, tell me.

Now the problem is a question of my identity. I have proved to my ability my genuinety to no avail. Since the inception, it has only been I alone, so why should the police be telling me that without the scan of my int. passport, all is void amidst my explanations to them. I believe that some forces are working against me.

Sir, I have taken time to explain my plight to you because you were the first I reached because of my problem and you introduced me to your church. You told me last year that you have closed your charity chances because the year was ending; now the year is starting, what will happen. Please I pray for your understanding, I am not asking to be included into your charity list for a bulk sum, I just need my documents back. Only if you can redeem them for me with $240, I will be so grateful. All I ask for is this token, even if it comes from your personal savings, please do it for posterity sake.

I have always trusted in you. I wait for your anticipated positive reply

 

 

It seems that Lance Myboyle is a little short of cash at the moment.

From: Lance Myboyle
To: Ahmed Sadiq
Date: January 26, 2006

Dear Mr. Sadiq,

It is good to hear from you again. I hope you are well?

I read with interest your email below and find it quite strange that you seem to have had so many problems. The church is usually extremely efficient with relation to donation payments, and it is very unusual that you have been denied help so far. It seems you have been the victim of some very unfortunate circumstances. Still, at least you're not Cliff Richard, so thank God for small mercies.

Yes, it was a very sad event the death of my good friend and golfing partner Father Bruce Corbin. I do miss him very much. I was at his funeral and it was a very sombre and well attended occasion. I counted nearly 500 people at the funeral so it is obvious he was a much loved person. Such a great shame. He had such a low handicap as well. What a waste.

Unfortunately as you of course now know, Father Hackett has been struck down with the same Tribble virus that infected Father Corbin, and in fact I have only this morning come back from visiting the good father in hospital. I am sorry to report that he is also in a very bad condition and the prognosis for him is not good at all. As you probably well know, the Tribble virus is very virulent, which is the trouble with Tribbles, and once infected the chances of a full recovery are very slim indeed. Dr. Shatner informed me that Father Hackett's chances are very slim and it is really 50/50 as to whether he will survive or not. When you combine that with Father Hackett's old age then it does not add up to very good news at all, and I fear more bad news on the horizon. On the up side, he wasn't a very good golfer so I doubt he will be missed all that much.

Regarding your request for financial help in the matter of $240. I am afraid that I will have to regretfully refuse your request at the moment, even from my personal account which presently only contains as little as two million dollars. As I explained to you some months ago, my company do indeed give to charity on a very regular basis, however you have missed our company's donation period which expired only three days ago. Unfortunately here in the UK we have very stringent charity and tax laws so my company is unable to help you in this respect. If we did help you we may face prosecution under section 4, chapter 19 of the UK Charities Act 1974.

Similarly, I cannot give you a payment from my own personal account because tomorrow I am taking delivery of my new luxury yacht "The Mass Debater" which has been very costly for me, especially as I have had to have so many extra options installed, such as the gym, extra jacuzzi, helicopter pad, and 40 seater cinema. As you can imagine this has cost me a small fortune and so my personal funds are very tight at the moment, so again I apologise but I will be unable to help you. My wife also wants me to book our three week holiday in Barbados this afternoon so that will be even more cost to me. If you think your luck is bad then please think about me suffering in Barbados, the waiter service there can be quite slow and sometimes we have to wait up to ten minutes when we order a meal.

I am sorry I cannot give you much advice as to what to do at this moment in time Ahmed, only to say that you should try to get the identification that the police have asked you for. I can certainly try to put in a good word for you to the police on your behalf but I do not know whether that will be of any help. If you want me to contact them for you then please give me a contact number or address for them and I will write to them for you and vouch for you.

Good luck,

Lance Myboyle
Managing Director: Dark Side Communications
www.the-dark-side.co.uk

 

 

Ahmed gets back to Inspector Morse with a request.

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Inspector Morse
Date: January 28, 2006
Subject: please

Good day inspector

Please don't get so rigid. I have told you every thing. But as you are insisting, I am all out to follow your directives.

I will like to ask you of a favour, I know it will be very hard for you but for heaven's sake, please help. Lend me the token-$240; as soon as I receive my money, I will pay you out rightly with any interest of your choice. Or to avoid waste of time, you can collect your portion before sending it down to me

As you can see, I am all craving for your concern,

please inspector.

Thanks.

 

 

From: Inspector Morse
To: Ahmed Sadiq
Date: January 28, 2006

Dear Mr. Sadiq

Ref: 11812121/421/771/HHGTTG/34333/SADIQ

Are you completely serious?!!! We are the police force, not a charity organisation. Frankly I am amazed you should ask such a thing. You are not taking drugs are you?

You will not get one single penny until your passport documents have been received. Now, please stop wasting police time.

Inspector Mores
Head of Division
UK COD

 

 

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Inspector Morse
Date: January 30, 2006
Subject: no problem

Good day inspector

My efforts to get those things out were frustrated. I had thought one Mr. lance would help but all was the same stories. But nevertheless, down here, I have pleaded with my friend's father who is a doctor and he has agreed to help. So as soon I go to the bank and collect the money on this week, I will proceed to the tattoo firm and redeem my documents. Immediately I get them, I will scan my passport.

Sorry for the time wasting, I will get to you soonest

 

 

Ahmed eventually replies to Lance Myboly.

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Lance Myboyle
Date: January 30, 2006
Subject: bye

Good day

Check it, you tell me of having 2 million dollars in your account but you can't spare my future for me.

Look at what you have caused me. You can't get help from your personal money, you now tell me that your charity chances has expired just three days ago. What kind of people are you. Don't you have conscience?

Last year you told me that the year was rounding off and so I came late. I accepted that in good faith, but now the year is just started, what is causing the expiration of your charity donations. What criteria.

You are planning of procuring a 2 million yatch with a holiday in Barbados but you forgot entirely the lamb you led astray. I can't believe this is my fate in this. You are all the same. Look at my ruins just because I obeyed you. I have no more pleas to offer. I now leave you to posterity. I won't curse you neither will I abuse you but search yourself, and see if you are right in frustrating the future of a young man who came to you. You could have left me un helped rather than ruining me.

Good bye all of you

 

 

From: Lance Myboyle
To: Ahmed Sadiq
Date: January 30, 2006

Dear Mr. Sadiq,

Thank you for your email.

I don't know why you seem to be so upset. I realise that you may have had a run of bad luck, but there is really no need to take out your anger on an innocent person such as myself. All I was trying to do in the beginning was help you. Perhaps God is punishing you for your initial lies to me?

Yes, it is true that I have 2 million dollars in my personal account, however you do not seem to understand about business enough to realise why I cannot give you any of it. The money is stored in a seantic phospheral dimontic accrued divisionary high-yeilding business current account. Whatever that is! This account rewards me with much higher interest rates then a standard account which is of course a great benefit. The downside is that to withdraw money from that account I have to give the bank 90 days notice. I suspect that you are not in a position to wait 90 days and this is why I refused your request. Now, if you ARE indeed prepared to wait that long then yes, I can give you the money.

You again are mistaken. The Yacht is not costing me 2 million dollars. Please read my previous email again more carefully. The Yacht has actually cost me 7.2 million dollars.

You did not "obey" me Mr. Sadiq. I just gave you advice. It was your choice entirely to take it or not. I did not order you to do anything, nor am I in any way responsible for "ruining" you. Again perhaps if you had not contacted me with lie then I suspect God would look upon you with more generous eyes.

I have offered to contact the UK police on your behalf to try to help you but it seem you have already made your mind up not to contact me any more so even though you have falsely accused me I wish you luck for the future.

Good luck,

Lance Myboyle
Managing Director: Dark Side Communications
www.the-dark-side.co.uk

 

 

Just over a week later, Sadiq comes through with his "passport".

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Inspector Morse
Date: February 7, 2006
Subject: no problem

Good day inspector

I am so happy to be meeting your requirement for the actualization of my payment. I have gone the length of borrowing money from people I shouldn't have borrowed
from. But all not withstanding, I assured them of immediate payment as soon as you pay me.

Consequent on this, I request for your rapid positive response to my case.Now I think its done well. Am waiting now for your actionsy.

Thanks for your understanding.

Sadiq attaches his passport:

Even the most gullible victim would surely not fall for such a pathetic attempt at passport fakery, and I am stunned that Sadiq had the balls to submit this to what he thinks is a police inspector!

 

 

Lets give Sadiq a taste of his own medicine.

From: Inspector Morse
To: Ahmed Sadiq
Date: February 7, 2006

Dear Mr. Sadiq

Ref: 11812121/421/771/HHGTTG/34333/SADIQ

Thank you for finally sending your passport image. Your first payment has now been made. Please keep a copy of our Western Union payment receipt below for your records.

Inspector Morse
Head of Division
UK COD

I attach the payment receipt:

Lets see what Sadiq has to say about that.

 

 

Sadly I have to inform you all the some miserable scrote managed to find Ahmed Sadiq's contact details and got in touch with him to tell him that he was being baited by me and pointed him to this very page. Here's the last email I ever received from Ahmed:

From: Ahmed Sadiq
To: Inspector Morse
Date: February 15, 2006
Subject: good day

Good day

I guess this is my last mail to you. This is to pour out my mind to you over all that has been happening. I’m sorry in any way I have wronged you ever in this business. I plead for your forgiveness. In the same way, I pray to have the heart to forgive you all- lance, Corbin, Hackett, bungdit and you Morse.

I suffered terribly under your hands with the view to attracting your sympathy. My problem was that my innocence fell in wrong hands. There’s no problem, I will make up to all that I have lost in this course. Where will I start, from lance who sent me to your church (only to tell me that he runs his own charity, a charity that is dependent on queen Elizabeth’s approval, isn’t this the biggest joke on earth), from Corbin who you claimed was dead (but still has his valid contact in your website) to Hackett who you claimed was with tribble disease and is in his point of death (but can still go on with his daily chores, searching out the fake control number from his laptop).

Then to bungdit who you claimed embezzled money (that sent me non human pictures that was computer done joining two cartoons telling me it was him and Hackett dancing) and finally to you Morse who claims a UK police inspector (without any directory in the real uk police code). Yes I was desperate to meet my selfish desires but you could have ignored me initially or discouraged me the way I was going about the realization of my lifetime dream. Thanks to Allah that you didn’t put me into trouble. I hear that sometimes people lavish in jails and prisons for what they known nothing of, I didn’t know it wanted to happen to me. You lured me to going to the bank two times to withdraw money you didn’t send at all. So you would have been happy sending an innocent young man to jail.

You now came with the third joke that I should go and collect your so-called money. You think you can prove its genuinety by sending a copy of the payment slip to me. Can’t you see yourself, the color for Western Union as every one knows is yellow and black (but yours was green), if really you were serious of sending the slip, it should have come as an attachment since it was scanned but yours was a simple computer cut and paste work as depicted by your secret question. Wont it be better and more convincing if the slip had a same background. Why the white patches. A blind man will easily notice a foul play. Why should your date of issue be 2000, aren’t we in 2006, and the expiry date, why that far. Ahmed obviously doesn't see the irony in calling my Western Union a pathetic cut & paste job.

Who on earth has his first name as inspector, if so, your rank in the ‘‘uk police’’ is what? How can you tell me you waited for the payment information from me so went to the church to collect the one I had given them before? You didn’t even wait up to 24 hours, but you were the same person that asked me to supply it, how then was the payment processed days before the receipt of my side of the information. Okay, the church gave you the payment information, who in particular? Dead Corbin, gravely ill Hackett or bungdit-the convict in your custody, who? And lastly who gave you the city as LAGOS. Never had I mentioned my city to you not to talk of the church. Even in your widest guess, you shouldn’t have gotten it. This links to the call I got one night.

I got a call of a person who assuming anonymity claimed he has been following my transactions with you. He said it all, and got it all and I thank him for his advice. Yes, mails can be tracked, but not all. And you can’t tell me you even track the ones I receive. It’s not possible at all. Unless you have my password which is impossible. Sorry let the truth be told, are you not these whole people.

What actually did you want from me? How can you tell me you have been trailing my messages, how? Maybe you were tired of playing along, maybe a sort of detective who wants to curb the menace of crime in his country, Nigeria. Don’t you have any other e-mail address to link me up to with a big flimsy story to back it up? I highly envy your high network of devices, high IQ, lots of websites (which normally remains under construction until heaven falls).

My regrets are: my friend Chidiebere who I have disappointed greatly, the tattoo firm who nearly brought down brimstones on me, my friend’s father who I don’t know how to pay back the money I borrowed from him and finally myself, because I have disappointed Allah and the sacred precepts of Islam. I pray I will be forgiven because I acted out of ignorance and desperation.

Good-bye dear friend

Quite a friendly email folks, and some of you may feel a tinge of sympathy for Ahmed, but you'd better believe that this guy would have taken me for every penny I had if at all possible. He is looking for pity, which is what 99.9% of scammers usually do when finally busted. They love to furnish their victims with pitiful stories but they are all to be taken with a pinch of salt.

When you have seen as many real victim's horror stories as a lot of scambaiters have seen, you soon realise that these people have zero morals, zero pity, and would have no problem leaving you to die in a pool of blood is it meant them getting a few dollars out of you.

 

END.

 

 

 


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