This is one of my first attempts at Scambaiting, and my
first published Scambait. I would like
to dedicate this bait and all its peculiar modalities to J.Dog,
whose brilliant work will forever be the sine
qua non of the cunning and timeless art of Scambaiting. Without further ado, let the drama unfold!
Ana
L. Felcher v. Mary Benson
A Scambaiting Farce In
3 Acts (and Epilogue)
Featuring:
Filth!
Lies!
Trophies!
Cast of Characters:
Ana
Lucy Felcher – God-fearing widow
of the late industrialist/philanderer Phisting W. Felcher
Mary
Benson – Daughter of the late Dr.
Benson Smith, rich gold merchant
Dr.
Usman Bello – Director of
Customer Service, International Bank of
Richard
“Dick” Lovely, Esq. – Attorney-at-law
representing Mrs. Felcher
Stin
K. Anis – Assistant to Mr. Lovely
_______________________________________
Act I – A Plea from Miss Mary
_______________________________________
Date
From Mary Benson
Subject APEAL FOR THE TRANFER OF FUND.
Dear Sir/Madam, I write with tears and confidence in God almighty that you will give this proposal an urgent attention. I am Miss Mary Benson daughter to the late Dr/Mrs Benson Smith who were killed by the rebel forces on their way to Abidjan,ecomomic capital of Cote D Ivoire for a business meeting.As it may interest you.My parents were rich gold merchant before their death.May their soul rest in perfect peace.Infact they were so a carering parents who we were not suppose to miss very untimely like this.But I believe God knows why it happens that way.It will be too unwise to questions him. Well my parent banked the sum of $15 Million(fifteen millionU.S Dollar) with a bank here and used my my names as the next of kin to the fund.I am still too young to manage this fund properly,and our family members are bent on me declaring my parents assets,so that they could collect it from me,and then turn me into perpectual begger.But I have blundly refuse to that.My parent before their dearth told me incase something of this nature happens I should source out a God?s fearing foreigner who will help me transfer the money abroad where I will further my education and for the investment of the fund. Based on this this,I asked your assistance in the following. (1) Could you provide for me a safe Bank Account where this fund will be transferred to in your country or another neaarby country where taxation will not takegreat toll on the money? (2) Could you be able to assist me to obtain my travelling papers after this transfer to enable me come over to meet you in your country for come over to meet you in your country for come over to meet you in your country for come over to meet you in your country for theinvestment of this money? (3) Part of the money will be used as donation to charity organisation and less privillage ones because i do not need all this money alone when i know that a lot of people need help expecially the orhan and motheless ones. 4.)You will assist me get a school so that i could further my education. For your assistance in this transaction, I have decided to offer you 20% percent commission of the total amount for what and all you will put up in this transaction. If God touches your heart to assist us,feel free to contact me so that we can give you the details and bank that is involved in this transaction. Thank you very much for your assistanse.
God bless you.
Amen
Mary Benson
Mrs. Felcher offers Mary a helping hand!
Date
From Ana L. Felcher
To Mary Benson
Subject APEAL FOR THE TRANFER OF FUND.
My dearest Mary: I would like to help you. I am living on a fixed income and I could use these funds. My church will be so delighted when I donate these funds to their coffers. The Holy Church of Manass will be righteous once again with the Lord, Praise Jesus! I would like you to think of me as your dear mother. I am attaching a photo of myself for you to look at when you think of me. Please call me "Mother". How can I get these funds secured in my account so I can help you?
Ana Lucy Felcher
(Widow)
Date Tue, 1 Jun 2004
From Mary Benson
To Ana L. Felcher
Subject PLEASE SEND
IT URGENTLY.
Dear Mother Ana Lucy Felcher, Good morning to you and thank you very much for your response.I now know that God has design something very special for me.Well like i said in my proposal,i will want you to help me in the transfer of this sum $15.000.000.000 U.S dollar into your account.The current political situation is more than hectic and i do not want to continue here. So i contacted the bank in respect to this transfer.They ask i should send your particulars to them.So you are requested to send the following to me so that i will forward same to the bank for the transfer. 1.your full name. 2.your direct telephone and fax numbers. 3.your home and office address.. 4.your bank account where you will want to money transfered to. Please mother Ana,i want you to hastern up as the rebel in our country has vowed to carry out another offensive since the government is refusing to inplement the peace agreement. I wait your urgent mail.
Mary.
Date
From Ana L. Felcher
To Mary Benson
Subject Here are my particulars, dear daughter
My Dearest Daughter Mary:
Oh dear, I'm sure you are mistaking me for a worldly lady who has a fax machine! Oh dear! I'm afraid I would not be able to figure out how one of those machines works. Is there a little man inside who types on the paper? How do they get the little man inside the box? And where do they find the little man? Is he a "pygmy" chap? Dear, you may call me on my line, 1-801-315-6228. But I am a little hard of hearing and may not hear the phone ringing. Here are my particulars in case you need them for the transfer of funds:
Ana Lucy Felcher
5972 Poppycock Ln.
Buttock Forge, NY 10078
Bank Account No.: 3578-9886-0334
Bank Name: Colonial United National Trust
Branch Location: Greater Teaneck, NY
If you could please have the funds transferred to my account as soon as possible, I would be so grateful!
Love in Christ Jesus,
Ana Lucy Felcher
The incomparable Dr. Usman Bello makes an
appearance!
Date
From Usman Bello
To Ana L. Felcher
Subject FROM
INTERNATIONAL BANK OF
FROM THE
OFFICE OF DR.USMAN BELLO, DIRECTOR CUSTOMER SERVICE, INTERNATIONAL BANK OF
Date Wed, 2 Jun 2004
From Mary Benson
To Ana L. Felcher
Subject DEAREST MUMMY PLEASE DO
IT
Dearest Mother, Good morning to you.I hope you are alright.I am fine as well.The only problem is that there is fear and tension all over the place since the rebels were droped by the present government who were members of the reconciliation government.There is fear that they might strike again.So i will please ask you to hurry up so that the money can be transfered and i will come over to join you. I have forwarded your information to the bank for the transfer of the fund.i hope they have contacted you? Please keep me informed. I will hope to hear from you. Thanks you mummy,
Yours daughter, Mary Benson.
Date Wed, 2 Jun 2004
From Ana L. Felcher
To Mary Benson
Subject DEAREST MUMMY PLEASE DO
IT
Dearest daughter: I received an email from the bank, but I am too old and frail to deal with banks and the like. It is too scary a proposition to deal with businessmen from halfway around the world. I would rather deal exclusively with you, my dear. Please tell me where I can send funds that will enable you to carry out this transaction. I am counting on you, dear daughter!
Ana Lucy Felcher
Widow
I’m not sure I can extract a trophy from
Usman Bello, so I will attempt to keep Mary Benson in the picture!
Date
From Ana L. Felcher
To Usman Bello
Subject FROM
INTERNATIONAL BANK OF
Thank you Mr. Bello, but I am dealing with Mary Benson in this transaction, and do not trust others to carry out the transaction in a manner that will help her. I do not trust bankers and the like. Thank you.
Ana Lucy Felcher
Widow
Date Thu, 3 Jun 2004
From Mary Benson
To Ana L. Felcher
Subject THE AMOUNT THE BANK REQUESTED.
Dearest Mummy, Good morning to you.I receive your mail and i quikely ran the bank concerning what you said.They agreed.Well they said that before they money can be transfered into your account.That they need to get the following documents in favour of this fund.And it has to be done by their bank legal attachee. 1.NOTORIASATION LETTER. 2.RECEIEVING ORDER CERTIFICATION. They said,They need the total sum of $4200 U.S Dollars in getting this documents from the various ministries .And that as soon as they receive the money,they bank legal attachee will get the documents for us and the money will be transfered within the next 24 hours. Mummy i am not suppose to borther you with this problem,but the fact is that since the war started in our country,I manage to flee from my city that is the rebel strong hold and has spent all the physical cash i have with me.It pains me that i have to borther you,but then there is nothing i could do.I also tried to persuade them to dedute money from the account.They told me,the $15.000.000.000 is in their Escrow suspense account,and can only be transfered when this documents are obtain. Mummy,please help me in the name of God so that this money can be transfered and i quikely leave for your country without any other delay. Please mail me so that i can tell you how to send the money to me so that i will forward it to the bank for neccessary action. Thank you mummy for everything. I promise you will never regret meeting me.
God bless you. Mary.
Date Thu, 3 Jun 2004
From Ana L. Felcher
To Mary Benson
Subject THE AMOUNT THE BANK REQUESTED.
Thank you dear daughter. That nasty Usman Bello fellow gave me the creeps. I find that man to be extremely distasteful, and banks in general are such disgusting institutions. As you say, you need $4,200 US dollars. I will only be able to wire you $2,100 at a time. Here is my proposal: I will wire you $2,100. You will then respond to me with a photograph of yourself holding a sign with my name written on it, so that I know who I am dealing with and am confident that you are indeed a trustworthy person. When I receive the photograph, I will then wire you the remaining $2,100. I am taking a huge risk by sending you the initial $2,100 without proof of identity. This will show how much I trust you, dear daughter. Please respond in agreement with this proposal and I will immediately wire you the first installment of $2,100. Please respond with Christ's urgency. Thank you my daughter.
Love in Christ Jesus,
Ana L. Felcher Widow
Date Fri, 4 Jun 2004
From Mary Benson
To Ana L. Felcher
Subject YOU CAN SEND THE $2100 AS PROPOSE
Dearest mother, Good morning to you.Thank you
very much for your response and assistance.Well as a matter of fact,i have
heard you and i pray God should bless you abundantly. I have accepted your
proposal and i wish to use this opportunity to say,You are such a wonderful
mother. So all you need to do is go to the neasrest western union Money
transfer and send the money.It is the fastest means of sending money and i will
receive it immediately. The name is
Yours daughter, Mary.
Date
From Usman Bello
To Ana L. Felcher
Subject FROM
INTERNATIONAL BANK OF
FROM DR.USMAN BELLO, INTERNATIONAL BANK OF
DR.USMAN
Date
From Mary Benson
To Ana L. Felcher
Subject GOD BLESS
Dearest mother Phisting [!!!], Good evenning to you.I hope you are fine and receive my mail in good health? glory to God in the hightest.Like i said,You can transfer the money through western union money transfer because it is the fastest and safest means of sending and receiving money.I thank you for giving me the trust and the opportunity to prove it.I will assure and reaffirm my total honesty and promises never to let you down. Look for everything in life,there is always a purpose.The purpose and our existence and our meeting is design by GOd almighty.Praise him for he alone is faithful and righteous till eternty. I wait for the information to receive the money.
Thanks, Yours daughter,
Mary.
Date
From Mary Benson
To Ana L. Felcher
Subject FROM
Dearest Mother Phisting, Good morning to you.I write to know why i did not hear from you .i hope all is find? What is happenning.I am worried since i could not hear from you.Are you also sending the fund or have you sent it? I will be greatful to hear from you. Have a wonderful day and God bless.
Yours daughter, Mary.
Date
From Mary Benson
To Ana L. Felcher
Subject MUM I AM WORRIED.
Dearest mother Ana L. Felcher, Greetings again in the name of almighty God. I write again as i have not heard from you.I just hope all is well? Please mum,try and write me because i am anxious and worried since i did not hear from you. Stay blessed with the lord. I wait your mail mum.
Mary.
Time
to throw a wrench into the works!
Date
From Ana L. Felcher
To Mary Benson
Subject Re: MUM I AM WORRIED.
Dearest Mary:
I am sorry
dear, I was taken to the hospital because my heart was beating irregularly. The
doctors say I need to take these funny little pills. Aren't pills funny?
They're round but they don't say anything! That makes me laugh. I have
forgotten what our business was. I went to
All Christ's Love,
from your Mother
Ana Lucy Felcher
Widow
Date
From Mary Benson
To Ana L. Felcher
Subject MUMMY Ana GOD BLESS YOU.
Dearest
Mother Ana Lucy Felcher, Good morning to you.I sorry for the ill health.I hope
you recover soon. Mummy,my business was that i had seek your assistance in
transfering the money my father will to me. The bank requested the sum of $4200
for the two documents before the transfer. you said you were going to send me
the sum of $2100 first after which you will send the remaining balance if i
send myself holding your name. Mummy,please in the name of God,i beg you to
hurry up because the country is politically unstable now.The rebel still
maintain their stance on launching another serious offensive since they were
droped by the power sharing government.I want you mummy to please send the
money by monday so that i can go to the bank and they obtain the documents and
the money transfered into your the account you gave immediately. Bear in mind
that God is good to us,and has choosen you to help me.
[God
does indeed work in strange ways!]
In case you forget, the name you will use in sending the money.
NAME.....
Yours lovely daughter,
Mary Benson.
Date
From Ana L. Felcher
To Mary Benson
Subject Please collect your funds
Dearest Mary:
I have
gone to the
All my love in Christ,
Ana L. Felcher
Widow
Date
From Mary Benson
To Ana L. Felcher
Subject I WAIT YOUR URGENT
Dearest mother Ana Lucy Felcher , Good morning to you.I just receive the mail you sent to me.Well i am browsing to get the information you asked of.But the connection is simple too slow.Please you could try it from your end too and give me the ten digit information. I have always promise to use this fund for this very transfer and nothing more.I know very sooon,you will know how truthful i am. Mummy i long seeing you soon,because i am beginning to imagine how kind you could be.I forgot one question. Mummy,do you have a child or children? I wait the anwser and the control numbers.
Thanks,
Your daughter, Mary.
Date
From Mary Benson
To Ana L. Felcher
Subject MUMMY ACT
Dear Mother Ana Lucy Felcher , I write again because of the complex nature of the information you sent to me. I have spent four good hours trying to get at the information,to no avail. I could only get at verifying transfer.Please could you call the western union and ask them for the information and pass it to me immediately. MummyYou need to hurry up as i wil want this transfer completed this week. Just contact them and tell them to give you all the information,and then you can pass it down to me. I want you to know that you are a God"s sent to be with promises that i will never let you down. Christ our witness. I hope to receive it now from you.
Yours lovely daughter, Mary.
Date
From Ana L. Felcher
To Mary Benson
Subject I will do my best, Mary
Dearest Mary:
I am an
old woman and am not too "up to date" with the way these computers
and transfers work. My dear friend Bissman Doe of
Yours in Christ Amen,
Ana L. Felcher
Widow
Date Tue, 8 Jun 2004
From Mary Benson
To Ana L. Felcher
Subject IF YOU INSIST I WILL SEND IT TO YOU LATER
IN THE
Dearest Mother Ana, Good morning to you.I just receive your mail and the contents understood.Well that was not your usual proposal.You said you will send the first payment,and after you receive the photograph,you will send the second payment.Well mummy,it seems you are not trusting me any longer.I know how you feel and i understand your reasons.But i want you to understand that my words should be binding and should be the major prove to this transaction.Anyway if you insist,i will do that and send it to you later in the day. Once again,i thank you for everything.I pray the almighty God bless and guide us in Jesus name.
Yours lovely daughter, Mary.
Date Tue, 8 Jun 2004
From Ana L. Felcher
To Mary Benson
Subject IF YOU INSIST I WILL SEND IT TO YOU LATER
IN THE
Darling - I read your letter with sadness. Of course I trust you, Mary, but I must see some proof of who you are. This is the internet, after all, and you could be just about anyone saying they are you. I do trust YOU, Mary, I just don't trust someone else saying that they are you. Do we understand each other? I would never want to lose your love for me, darling daughter. I am waiting for the picture, and then I will send you some funds. I hope they will be enough, but a couple thousand dollars just doesn't go very far these days like it used to. I used to be able to have a very nice weekend in Florida for that amount with General Harding. Oh now there was a man for you! Mary, do you have a husband? Or do you have a boyfriend? Please tell me more about your personal life, my dear. I love you, my dear.
Love in Christ,
Ana L Felcher
Widow
Date Tue, 8 Jun 2004
From Mary Benson
To Ana L. Felcher
Subject ATTACHMENT.MY PHOTOGRAPH.
Dearest Mother Ana, Good day to you again.I have receive the photograph from the photographer and hereby attach it as requested by you. Mummy,Please i want you to do all you can so that i can receive the money from the western union by tomorrow so that they transfer can be effected before friday. Please send the ten digit information and other information as you promise. I am relying wholely on you. God bless you in Jesus Name.
Amen.
Yours lovely daughter in Christ, Mary.
My very first trophy! But not exactly what I had asked
for. Let’s try again, shall we?
Date
From Ana L. Felcher
To Mary Benson
Subject ATTACHMENT.MY PHOTOGRAPH.
Dear Mary:
Thank you so much, I am about to wire you the funds as promised. But I
would like you to send me another photo without the "Lucy" and just the
"L". Lucy was my first husband's name, the scoundrel ran off with my
sister and I never heard from him again. Lucy is a name I only use
officially, and I want to have your picture hanging above my desk so I
can look at it every day, darling. Please have the sign say: "I Love
Ana L Felcher"
As soon as I receive the photo I will send the money along. I love you,
my dear.
Love in Christ,
Ana Lucy Felcher
Widow
Date Wed, 9 Jun 2004
From Mary Benson
To Ana L. Felcher
Subject I SENT THE ATTACHMENT AT ABOUT 18 TO 18.30 G.M.T.
Dearest Mother Ana, Good morning again.I sent the photograph yesterday to you. So what is still keeping you from sending the fund. Your question.I do not have a boy friend now as i am a born again christain. And i am not married now.So Mother,please i want you to send the fund on time, because the government just fired at the rebel position,and they could be a kind of retaliation from the rebel side,and that could be war.I want us to make sure that this transfer do not go beyond thursday. Go through my last mail and you will find the attachment and please i am waiting for the information * to collect the fund.
Yours lovely daughter, Mary.
Date Wed, 9 Jun 2004
From Ana L. Felcher
To Mary Benson
Subject Please please dear child
Please, please, dear child, send me the photo with "Ana L. Felcher", not "Ana Lucy Felcher". It just hurts my heart too much to see my late husband's name on your photograph. It hurts me to my soul, bless Christ. Please, darling child, and immediately upon receipt of photograph I will send you all the remaining funds so as to commence this transaction. Please hurry, dear child!
Love in Christ,
Ana L. Felcher
Widow
Date Wed, 9 Jun 2004
From Ana L. Felcher
To Mary Benson
Subject Funds are waiting to be released
Dearest Mary: Today I walked down to the
Western Union office, it was very hot out and it took a lot of effort for me
exert such energy. The nice gentleman at the office informed me that it would
be more efficient for me to send you the money by wire and not on the internet,
and so I will be sending you the first installment by Western Union in the
usual method. I told the gentleman I would call him to authorize release of the
first payment. As soon as I receive my photo from you my darling daughter, I
will telephone the gentleman and he will release the funds. I will send you the
control numbers and you can pick up the money at the office nearest you. I hope
there is a
Love in Christ,
Ana L. Felcher
Widow
Date Thu, 10 Jun 2004
From Mary Benson
To Ana L. Felcher
Subject ATTACHMENT.
Dearest Mother, Good day to you.I receive your mail,and i know within myself that the reason you gave was not enough to justify your sending the fund,except there is another thing altogether.I wrote your full name just to make it look even more than you asked for.all the same,i have just done as you instructed. Bear in mind that you told you,you have sent the fund and with a website to get the money,but today,a different story.The truth is that i am still not sure of what is going on.Anyway,i will kep my finger crossed.If really,God touches your heart to help me,i know certainly he will. It will be wish and bold enough to tell me i you will really help me. Do as your mind tells you to.I wait for the control numbers.
Mary.
She has her suspicions, but in the end she
delivers the goods! Ladies and
gentlemen, the anal felcher trophy is mine! Behold:
Date Thu,
From Ana L. Felcher
To Mary Benson
Subject Re: ATTACHMENT.
Darling daughter, you have pleased me with your actions, for you know that the good Lord will look upon you with gladness and his Almighty hand will stroke your bosom. This picture pleases me greatly, and I will have it framed and placed above my desk. I love you daughter with all my heart, and I am on my way to Western Union today to send you the entire amount. Was it $4,200? You will have that money today, darling daughter, and we may continue with our transaction. Thank you so much, dear daughter, you have made my heart so glad.
Love in Christ,
Mother Ana L Felcher
Widow
Date Thu, 10 Jun 2004
From Ana L. Felcher
To Mary Benson
Subject Re: ATTACHMENT.
My dear, how should I send this money? Should I send it to "Mary Benson"? The control question will be: "Who is bathed in the baby lamb of Jesus's blood?" And the answer will be: "Christ Amen". Hurry, my dear, I do not want this money sitting around my house much longer, I am afraid of being robbed.
Love in Christ,
Ana L. Felcher
Widow
Date Fri, 11 Jun 2004
From Mary Benson
To Ana L. Felcher
Subject YOU SHOULD SEND THE FUNDS WITH
Dearest
Mother Ana, Good morning to you my dear Mother.I am happy first of all that you
are fine and healthy which is the most important thing to me. Yes i will want
you to send the money to my name. NAME...
Yours daughter, Mary .
_______________________________________
Act II – A Peculiar Turn of Events
_______________________________________
Date
From Richard Lovely, Esq.
To Mary Benson
Subject Regarding Ana Lucy Felcher
Dear Mary Benson:
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Mrs. Ana Lucy Felcher's attorney at
law, Mr.
Richard "Dick" Lovely, Esq.
Mrs. Felcher will be indisposed for a good deal of time due to her
incarceration in a mental institution in Greater Teaneck. As I am sure you know from corresponding with
her, the recent death of her husband from a bout of Derbyshire Neck has made
her mentally unstable and unfit for normal human intercourse. I attach hereto a newspaper clipping from the
Greater Teaneck Standard Journal which should be self-explanatory regarding her
situation. I do have in my possession a
draft
Dick Lovely, Esq.
Attorney-at-Law
Date Sat, 12 Jun 2004
From Mary Benson
To Richard Lovely, Esq.
Subject FROM
Dear Mr Richard,
Good morning to you.Well,I am the real person,Miss Mary Benson.
Well the state of the funds now is that,the bank requested us to get
1.Notoriasation Letter.
2.Receiving orders certificate.And that is the only thing we expect to receive from the various ministries,and the funds transfered.
So you can go ahead to send the fund to me to get this documents with my name.
COUNTRY.COTE D IVOIRE.
The only document i think you might only be called to draw might be an agreement letter that will be respected by the both parties.Please try and send the money by western union and give me the information to collect so that this transaction can be completed now.
Mary.
Stin K. Anis enters the picture
. . . should I get greedy and try for a “Stin K. Anis” trophy?
Date
From Stin K. Anis
To Mary Benson
Subject Transaction formalities
To Mary Benson:
My name is Stin K. Anis. I am legal assistant to Dick Lovely, Esq. I
have been assigned with the task of finalizing the documentation
regarding your assignation and receivership of Mrs. Ana Lucy Felcher’s
capital assets in the amount of $4,200, plus interest. For your
information, interest is accruing on this principal amount at the rate of
15% per annum. So you should feel no rush to have these funds expedited
– the rate they are collecting interest is the highest rate you could
find for an investment anywhere in the world. The documentation Mr.
Lovely will require is very simple and should not take long to complete
and process. Mr. Lovely will need to see a photocopy of your passport or
valid driver’s license. Of course, the photo should match the picture
you sent Mrs. Felcher holding the sign with her name. It is fortunate
that you sent that photo, Mrs. Benson, as without it we would not have
taken the claim seriously that you indeed were the Mrs. Benson the
capital assets were earmarked for. Secondly, please review, sign and
date the attached Promissory Note. Then send back the original executed
copy via email. This Note will secure the gift for tax purposes. Mrs.
Felcher intends these monies to transfer to you as a gift, but must for
tax purposes show the transfer as a loan.
Once we have received these items, we will proceed to transfer your
monies. Thank you very much for taking the time to complete these
formalities. We look forward to serving you in any legal capacity in the
future.
Yours truly,
Stin K. Anis
Assistant to Richard “Dick” Lovely, Esq.
Attorney-at-Law
Date Mon, 14 Jun 2004
From Mary Benson
To Richard Lovely, Esq.
Subject PLEASE
RESPOND TO THIS
Dear Sir,
Good
morning to you.I hope you will not be embarrased by this mail. [WHY
ON EARTH SHOULD I BE EMBARRASSED? YOU’RE THE
Anyway,i will send the copy of my passport and the promissory note after the attestation as soon as i read your mail.
thanks,
your faithfully,
Mary.
Oooh, if there’s anything that burns me up
it’s a whining scammer! Let’s put the
fear of God into her, shall we?
Date Mon, 14 Jun 2004
From Richard Lovely, Esq.
To Mary Benson
Subject PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS
Dear Mrs. Benson:
If I read your letter correctly, you are not interested in receiving the
funds Mrs. Felcher left aside for you. If that is indeed the case, I am
sure our firm can locate some other worthy charity to receive these
funds. Thank you for your frank and candid honesty in this regard.
Good luck in the future.
Richard "Dick" Lovely
Attorney-at-Law
Date Tue, 15 Jun 2004 3:53 AM
From Mary Benson
To Richard Lovely
Subject ATTACHMENT.PASSPORT
Dear Sir,
Good day to you.I hereby attach the passport and the promissory note.
As usual,you use use the name in sending the fund.
1.name.Mary Benson.
2.City.Abidjan.
3.Country..Cote D Ivoire.
I wait your mail.
Mary
That’s more like it, Mary!
Date
From Stin K. Anis
To Mary Benson
Subject ATTACHMENT.PROMISSORY NOTE.
Dear Mrs. Benson: Mr. Lovely is presently attending a trial. I am his assistant, Mr. Stin K. Anis. I am in receipt of your signed "Balloon Payment" and passport photo. Thank you for taking the time to send said documentation. I am currently processing the information and will presently attend to wiring you said funds. I believe the total amount Mrs. Felcher had set aside for you was $4,200. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Stin K. Anis
Assistant to Richard Lovely, Esq.
Attorney-at-Law
Date Wed, 16 Jun 2004
From Mary Benson
To Stin K. Anis
Subject FROM
Dear Stin, Good morning to you.I read your mail. Well let me believe God in his infinite mercy that he will manifest his will.I believe if it the will of God that i get the funds,then,let his will be done. I will wait for the control numbers and other information to receive the fund from the western union. God bless you.
Thanks, Mary.
Memo to God:
you need to reassess the priorities in your manifest will, big guy!
Date
From Stin K. Anis
To Mary Benson
Subject First installment sent today
Dear Mary:
Good morning. I have sent my secretary to the Western Union office and she has successfully sent 50% of your payment to you. I am attaching the scanned receipt for your convenience. Western Union is unable to transfer more than $2,000 at one time, and so we will be sending you the second installment of $2,000 before close of business tomorrow. Next week we will send you the remaining $200. Thank you for your patience in this regard. I have been reading Mrs. Felcher's transfer papers more closely, and I noticed that she was planning to provide a "Mrs. Mary Benson" with a monthly allowance of $1,000. I assume she is referring to you. Mrs. Felcher is in a coma presently, but the doctors say she should recover soon and be fit enough to return home. We cannot proceed with this allowance until we get a signed note from her in this regard. As soon as she is conscious and able to convey to us her intent in this regard, you should be receiving your monthly stipend. I am sure you will put the money to good use. Thank you for your patience in these dealings, and please contact me if there is any problem with regard to the money transfer.
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Sincerely,
Stin K. Anis
Assistant to Richard Lovely, Esq.
Attorney-at-Law
Date Wed, 16 Jun 2004 6:07 PM
From Stin K. Anis
To Mary Benson
Subject Confirm, please
Dear Ms. Benson:
Please confirm that you have received the first installment of $2,000 via Western Union so that I can instruct my secretary to send the second installment tomorrow. Thank you.
Stin K. Anis
Assistant to Richard Lovely, Esq.
Attorney-at-Law
Date Thu, 17 Jun 2004
From Mary Benson
To Richard Lovely, Esq.
Subject AS SOON AS I COMFIRM IT I WILL
Dear Sir, Good day to you.I just receive the mail this morning and i am about leaving for western union,and as soon as i comfirm it,i will write you immediately.
Thanks, Mary.
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Act
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Date Thu,
From Mary Benson
To Richard Lovely, Esq.
Subject you think you are smath.we are the same.
I will advice you stop writing me.you think you are smath.you think i will so foolish o send my real photograph to you idiot.the photograph belong to some one who do not know the grafity of what i am doing.so that is it.it is all a game. someday i will teach you what makes me a black African. no name like mary.
Date Thu, 17 Jun 2004
From Stin K. Anis
To Mary Benson
Subject you think you are smath.we are the same.
Dear Mary Benson: What on God's earth are you talking about? Trust me, we do not believe we are "smath". We do not even know what "smath" means. Please clarify. We are awaiting confirmation of your receipt of $2,000 via western union. Please confirm. We are ready to send the second installment.
Stin K. Anis
Assistant to Richard Lovely, Esq.
Attorney-at-Law
Date Fri, 18 Jun 2004
From Mary Benson
To Stin K. Anis
Subject i hope you understand me for the last time.
What do you call yourself.i will advice you let me alone ans stop disturbing my peace. Good luck.
Date Fri, 18 Jun 2004
From Richard Lovely, Esq.
To Mary Benson
Subject Please respond IMMEDIATELY - funds await
Dear Mary Benson: I am holding $2,000 to send you via Western Union. Is it your intention that you do NOT want these funds to be sent to you? Please respond IMMEDIATELY.
Richard "Dick" Lovely
Attorney-at-Law
Date Fri, 18 Jun 2004
From Stin K. Anis
To Mary Benson
Subject DO NOT TRUST HIM!
Dear Mrs. Benson:
I have just been terminated by Mr. Lovely's office because I have learned the truth about his operation. Mrs. Benson, please cease and desist from dealing with this man IMMEDIATELY! He is a fraudster and is deeply involved with money laundering his clients' trust funds. He has siphoned most of Mrs. Felcher's funds from her account to enrich himself, and was trying to put the blame on me! I beseech you, Mrs. Benson, do not have anything more to do with Richard Lovely, the bane of Buttock Forge! Mrs. Felcher will be out of the hospital any day now, and when she is safely back at home, I will see her and set her straight about Mr. Lovely's shenanigans. She will be furious! She will fire him as her lawyer, and I am sure she will want to set things straight with you. I am working for you, Mrs. Benson, as I believe you are a trustworhty person, and I will see to it that you receive your rightful funds! Mr. Lovely is a SCOUNDREL! DO NOT TRUST HIM! He is a LYING SACK OF SHIT!
Yours very truly,
Stin K. Anis
Date Mon, 21 Jun 2004
From Richard Lovely, Esq.
To Mary Benson
Subject Mary Benson, ANAL FELCHER
Dear Mary:
Hi, just wanted to let you know I have a photo of you declaring yourself to be an "ANAL FELCHER", and I have posted it on the internet for everyone to see. Right this minute there are thousands and thousands of people looking at it and laughing their asses off! Do you know what an anal felcher is, Mary? HA HA HA HA HA HA. Right now members of your family are looking at your picture on the internet and laughing their asses off. You are a despicable 419 scammer and now you are the laughing-stock of the internet! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Love in Christ,
Richard Lovely
Date Sun, 20 Jun 2004 4:17 PM
From Stin K. Anis
To Mary Benson
Subject Please respond
Dear Mary Benson: I have now set up my own law practice. I would like to continue our transaction and see if it can lead to a mutually satisfactory conclusion. I would like to wire you the funds necessary to complete the transaction. Please respond immediately.
Stin K. Anis
Attorney-at-Law
Some
extremely unprofessional behavior on Mr. Anis’s part!
Date
From Stin K. Anis
To Mary Benson
Subject I want you Dear Mary
I am attaching a photo of myself. I am in love with you. Your promise of anal felching has left me turgid and vibrant. Please write back!
Stin K. Anis
Attorney-at-Law
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Epilogue
Mrs. Benson is
severely castigated for her lack of morals
by the doyenne of Buttock Forge
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Date
From Ana L. Felcher
To Mary Benson
Subject My dear Mary
My dearest Mary: My dear child, I'm out of the hospital now, I was declared sane and my Derbyshire Neck has settled down. I was surfing on the internet and came across the photo you sent me holding a sign that says "I LOVE ANAL FELCHER". Oh dear me, do you have any idea what that means? It means you love to SUCK SEMEN OUT OF ANUSES. My dear child, that is not a godly activity, and I hope you will cease immediately your nasty felching ways! Please do not contact me again until you have reformed yourself. I will not have anything to do with a felcher.
Love in Christ Amen,
Ana Lucy Felcher
Widow
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