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Ha! the lad is beginning to choke on that unresponsive email addy.
Date: Fri, 8 Oct 2004 11:43:57 +0100 (BST)
From: "Rudolph Sherman"
Subject: Ref: DAN04190691. URGENT NOTICE REV. SIMON TEMPLAR.
To: "Simon templar"

Rev. Simon Templar, i have been trying to send the below mail to Mr. Biggles but it's coming back as failure delivery which Mr. Mike Adams has already notice and ask me to feed my clients with the below details. so kindly get accross to Mr. Biggles look into his email address i think some thing is wrong. Sure is!

Ref: DAN04190691.

Attn: Mr.Bigglesworth.

Sir,

Arrangement to pick you up at the airport has been arranged, according to Mr. Mike Adams the officer will be holding placard with your name. I think this will be better. Wishing you the best of luck and a smooth conclussive transaction.

Yours In Service,

Barrister Rudolph Sherman.
It's gonna be a concussive transaction.
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I'm giving the lad more reason to complain.
From: Leslie Charteris
To: Rudolph Sherman
Date: Sat, 09 Oct 2004
Organization: Church of Good Hope and Faith
Subject: Donation DAN04190691 - further details

Dear Barrister Rudolph Sherman. BLL,

Kindly give my earnest regards to Khalo Ali, your principal attorney, Mrs. F. C. Adeyinka BA(Hon) BLL, MBL, G.G.Olaiya LLB(Hon), BL, Partner.

I am so glad that you have been taking so much pains over the donation of Mrs Tracy Hatch. It is only due to your heroic and hectic efforts that she was assigned the Donation account number of DAN04190691.

As I and Fr. Claude Eustace Teal are now back in California we are once again taking part in the activities of the church especially now that Rev. Simon Templar is unable to attend to the duties of the congregation. I am assisting Fr. Teal to fill in his temporary absence, at least until the reverend's health improves.

One of the tasks as yet pending was the sending of a small sum to defray the hospital expenses of Mrs Tracy Hatch. I am attaching the receipt here. I think the scan will give you all the necessary details to claim the money from the Western Union.

As per the saint's instructions, the money is addressed to a certain Dr. John Emmanuel Nnaji, 30 Charity Road, Abule Egba, Agege, Lagos, Nigeria. I entrust you with the task of contacting this man and handing over the attached details so that he can claim the money.

The receiver will be asked a secret question and he will have to give the correct answer in order to receive the money. The secret question in this case is "Who is the greatest of them all?" and the answer is "Mohammed Ali".

Please do get in touch if there is anything else you wish to have done.

Yours faithfully,

Leslie Charteris
The image of half a WU receipt with the tantalyzing amount of $15,000 was attached.
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Date: Sun, 10 Oct 2004 12:12:26 +0100 (BST)
From: Rudolph Sherman
Subject: Re: Donation DAN04190691 - ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.
To: Leslie Charteris

DEAR MR. LESLIE CHARTERIS,

THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT I HAVE RECIEVED YOUR MAIL. I WANT TO USE THIS OPPURTUNITY TO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR CONCERN OVER MRS TRACY HATCH CONDITION AND FOR THE DONATION TO DEFRAY HER HOSPITAL BILLS.

I HAVE FORWARDED THE PAYSLIP INFORMATION TO DR JOHN E. NNAJI FOR ONWARD RECEIPT. I WISH REV. SIMON TEMPLAR QUICK RECOVERING. KINDLY PASS MY MESSAGE TO MR. BIGGLESWORTH THAT THE SECURITY FIRM IN AMSTERDAM AN OFFICER WILL BE WAITING FOR HIM AT THE AIRPORT UPON HIS ARRIVAL WITH PLATCARD INDICATING HIS NAME. I TRY TO PASS THIS INFORMATION TO HIM AS HE REQUESTED BUT HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS NOT RECEIEVING INCOMING MAILS.

REMAIN BLESS.

YOURS IN SERVICE,

BARRISTER RUDOLPH SHERMAN.
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Date: Sun, 10 Oct 2004 20:00:24 +0100 (BST)
From: Rudolph Sherman
Subject: Re: Donation DAN04190691 - Urgent co-operation needed.
To: Leslie Charteris

DEAR LESLIE CHATERIS,

I WRITE TO INFORM YOU THAT DR JOHN E. NNAJI CALLED TO COMPLAIN THAT THE MONEY SENT VIA WESTERN UNION WAS NOT RECIEVED DUE TO SOME CIRCUMSTANCES BELLOW;

1. THE TRANSACTION MONEY NEED TO BE SPLIT INTO TWO INSTALMENTAL PAYMENT BY 7 ,500 EACH ON SAME NAME. IT COULD BY THE SAME DAY ALSO.

2. FINALLY THE REFFERENCE TRANSACTION NUMBER KNOWN AS MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER WAS NOT MATCH WHICH MEANS THAT NO TRANSACTION WAS MADE . IT WAS 11 DIGIT NUMBER INSTEAD OF 10 FOR A TRANSFER.

KINDLY RECTIFY THESE ERROR AND SEND PROPER AND CORRECT CONTROL NUMBER.

YOUR URGENT COOPERATION IS NEEDED.

YOURS IN SERVICE,
BARRISTER RUDOLPH SHERMAN.
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Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 11:08:33 +0100 (BST)
From: Rudolph Sherman
Subject: Ref: DAN04190691 (money not yet receive).
To: Leslie Charteris

Dear Leslie Charteris,

I hope you got my previous mail, Dr. John Nnaji confirm that there was no transaction which such information you provided. I believe there is something wrong with the transaction money control number '16246587665' kindly check this with the agent and advise you split the sum in two instalments payment for any transaction with western union here above $10,000 can not be receive. You can call me on this number +234-802-3078422. in case of emergency

I wish your urgent cooperation.

Yours In Service,

Barrister Rudolph Sherman.
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Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 15:33:57 +0200
From: tracy50_hatch@postino.it
To: "Simon templar"
Subject: Re: MIKE ADAMS HAS WAITED FOR BIGGLES FOR THE PAST TWO HOURS.

A LETTER FOR MR BIGGLESWORTH.

MR BIGGLESWORTH,

MIKE ADAMS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IN THE AIRPORT NOW FOR THE PAST 2HOURS. WHAT IS HAPPENING? YOUR URGENT COOPERATION IS NEEDED. YOU CAN CALL HIM ON +0031-629-355-356

YOURS IN SERVICE,

BARRISTER RUDOLPH SHERMAN.
Good. "Failed airport meet" successful. "Western Union Runaround" in progress. I'll sit tight and let my lad do the talking.
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Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 13:43:05 +0100 (BST)
From: Rudolph Sherman
Subject: Re: Donation DAN04190691 - further details
To: Leslie Charteris
Cc: Simon Templar
REF: DAN04190691

Dear Leslie,

Please i want to know what is going on in this project because i have beginning to sense untruthful conversaction. Firstly, you mail me asking me to pass message to Dr. John E. Nnaji confirming the western Union donation to Mrs. Tracy Hatch which there was no transaction match with the information you sent and i ask for correction to enable John pick up the sum in the agent office but uptill now no news.

Secondly, Mr. Bigglesworth who suppose to be in Amsterdam a day after today as he sent me flight schedule of arriving Amsterdam 11.45pm. I was called several times by Mike Adams of the security company, he confirm that Biggles did not turn up and he was not among the air flight as his officers was in the airport for the past three hours. Nobody like Biggles, then i am asking you all what is happening. Let someone tell me what is going on because i am feeling that i am waisting much time. well if i wait till the end of this week nobody inform what is the course of all this disappointment i will hands off and my client should be furnish with Power of Attorney by Mr. Biggles.All mails i have been sending Biggles for the past one week was returning as failure delivery, i think there's something wrong with his email id, please notify him.

I await your urgent cooperation.

Yours In Service,

Barrister Rudolph Sherman.
Evidently actor Val Kilmer didn't go to Amsterdam that day. I'm not surprised.

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From: Rev. Simon Templar
To: Rudolph Sherman <rudolph_sherman@yahoo.co.uk>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 2004
Organization: Church of Good Hope and Faith
Subject: Re: Donation DAN04190691 - wu details
It seemed to be too good to go waste, so I replied, attaching the last image of the supposed Patricia's series of pictures. It was labelled wu-details.jpg so that the lad would look at it promptly. An added caption addressed him as a nether body orifice and invited him to have connubial relations with the picture.

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I let a lady have the last word.
From: Patricia Holm
To: Rudolph Sherman
Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2004
Organization: Bigglesworth Aviation
Subject: Re: My trip to Lagos and Amsterdam
Rudolph's picture, edited with the addition of an image of a lad urinating in his face, was attached. The barrister apparently enjoying a "Golden Shower."
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John Emmanuel Nnaji woke with a start. He was in water up to his chest, and the level was rising. He tried to get up. He couldn't move.

"Simon! Patricia!" He called. The only answer was the gurgling of the water as it rushed in.

"Fools! You are fools!" He yelled again. "I fooled you all. I am not really Inspector Teal."

We already know that, ye lad. Neither are you Tracy Hatch. Nor Rudolph Sherman, neither.

The water was calm. High Tide. A few bubbles broke the surface. Simon Templar. Patricia Holm. $12.6m. All figments of someone's imagination.



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