THE LONG AND WINDING SAGA OF RICHARD LIQUOR AND MR. JOHNSAMA

 

From Dr Johnsama
Director:Audit/Account unit,
Foreign Remittance
International Bank of Africa.

Dear,

PLEASE TREAT AS ABSOLUTELY CONFIDENTIAL.

My name is Dr Johnsama, I am one of the Senior Managers in the bank I work for (International bank of Africa Lome Togo) and I work under the Director of Foreign Exchange Operations(International Bank of Africa PLc).I am contacting you presently because I need your urgent assistance in a business transaction that will be of immense benefit to both of us.

I have the immediate need to transfer some money that has long been declared_UNCLAIMED_ by the Chairman and some members of the board of directors of our bank.

The money is the closing balance of one of our best customers ever, Late Engr. Lee Yung , I was his personal account officer just before he died in the ADC plane crash of 1997 in Abidjan.  Engr. Lee Yung a Japanese citizen was a contractor with the Federal Government of Togo, he supplied and installed equipment and his company Creek Contractors completed some of the best construction contracts in the country. His closing balance in the bank, THIRTY million (US30M) has been tagged unclaimed because no relative of Engr. Lee Yung has come forward to make a statement of claim. We have no knowledge of a next of kin.

At this point I trust you can picture what the situation is like. We have strong proof that the chairman and the board of directors will keep most of the money for themselves and donate the remainder to a discredited military trust here in Togo. This invariably is an attempt to infuse more money into the acquisition of military equipment (arms and ammunition) for use in an already prostrate Africa.

This of course, is senseless, hence my mission. My colleagues and my self have made several attempts at locating persons that could be remotely related to engr. Lee Yung and we have been doing this for about 4 years now. Right now I am almost alone in this enterprise and I have presently decided on moving the money to a foreign account. I am hereby soliciting your assistance and I will be very grateful if you will be willing to help in this regard. I have worked out a plan to handle this transaction in carefully followed stage. You will help by providing a safe bank account into which the money will be paid and you will stand, as a next of kin of Engr. Lee Yung I will provide you with answers to security question, which you will have to answer. I will also provide you answers to questions that only a person related to him will know.  If you follow my instructions closely, we will successfully conclude this transaction in 14 working days.

Every thing should be concluded on telephone and fax between you and the bank. For your participation you will be commensurately compensated with 25%,5% is set aside to settle all expenses incurred by both parties.70% will be kept on trust in your account proir to my arrival for the sharing.  If you disagree, you should call me so that we discuss the compensation among other primary details. I make this proposal in trust and in good faith, therefore,if you are interested and you agree to assist me then contact me immediately you receive this email, there is a lot more to talk about. If you are not interested, then, please, do get rid of this email and please forgive me if this message has upset you in anyway.

Thank you and best regards.

DR Johnsama

 

Oh, my goodness, pennies from heaven.  I play dumb…

 

Dear Mr. Johnsama:

 

It appears as if you have sent the attached e-mail to me by mistake as it was not addressed to me, or anyone else for that matter. 

 

I know that the person it was intended for will appreciate the opportunity to get all that money and help you out, I know I would if it was me. 

 

Regards,

 

A. Richard Liquor


john sama

 

My dear,

I got your mail and i thanks you for your understanding again,please regarding in what you say i told you for your participation you will be commensurately compensated with 25%,5% is set aside to settle all expenses like phone call and fax ok,and again is only you i want to do this transaction with there is know another person for your information ok,.

Then why me and my parties will have 70% ok, and will be kept on trust in your account prior to my arrival for the sharing.and I want you to believe me as long as i am here right in the bank to
covers your interest and at the same time give you every information that bank may need from you as the next of kin or as a business partner to the deceased.So my dear i dont want you to
raise any fear i believe that God will make it to go successfully and we will conclude this  transaction within 14 working days.Immediately i confirm your full willingness to assist me,i will forward the death certificate of the deceased to you,aswell as the text of application which you will use to apply to the bank as the deceased next of kin or business partner,though everything will depend on how we will arrange the text of application.

Get back to me immediately with this email address     .co.uk so that i can forward to you the text of application so that you can act immediately ok.

Take care,

 

I continue to play dumb, poor old Richard Liquor just doesn’t get it. 

 

Dear Mr. Johnsama:

 

As I wrote before, I think you have me confused with someone who you are doing business with.  That person is very lucky to have the opportunity that you are offering.  If this person is unable to complete the transaction would you consider me? 

 

Thanks and may the love of the one true God be with you.

 

Regards,

 

Richard Liquor

 

Dear Richard,
I do not understand what you are trying to say.  we are going to conclude this business without any problem.  Just indicate your full interest to do the business with me.

John.

 

 

Now, dumb, but greedy Richard is beginning to get it…

 

 

From:   "Richard Liquor"

Subject:          Re: Re: THANKS FOR YOUR MESSAGE:

To:      

 

Mr. Johnsama, I thought that your message was intended for someone else.  Is it possible for us to do this incredible transaction.  I am most interested in it.

 

Regards,

A. Richard Liquor

 



Subject:  THIS IS THE TEXT OF APPLICATION WHICH YOU WILL FILL AND SEND IMMEDIATELY TO THE BANK.

 

Dear Richard,

 

Thanks for you mail We are now going to forge ahead. Just go ahead and send the text of application to the bank immediately so that them will know that somebody is coming for the fund. and again i will like you to act immediately so that we will achieve this money within 14 working days.Make sure that you fill in your information to avoid any mistake. and again you can contact the bank by FAX or they EMAIL ADDRESS immediately ok. but i will like you to forward it to the bank by FAX ok.
 
As soon as you send it to the bank keep in touch to me immediately so that i will monitor it down here.Please get back to me by this EMAIL ADDRESS                      
 
Dr
Johnsama


 
Time to tell Mr. Johnsama my entire life story and waste some more of his precious time…

 

 

Thanks Mr. Johnsama:

 

I am extremely intrigued by your offer.  This could not have come at a more opportune time for me.  My aunt, a wonderful, Christian, loving woman recently passed away on the Outer Hebrides and has left me the bulk of her considerable fortune.  I had not idea that my auntie Grace had so much money.  I knew that my Uncle Lord Summerisle was quite well to do but he passed away years ago due to an unfortunate fire on the grounds of his estate.  That left my auntie and my cousin Grover, the fifteenth Lord of Summerisle as his only heirs.  However, my cousin Grover was forced to relinquish his title and claim to the estate because of a scandal involving sexual relations with one of his dogs.

 

As I have been a dutiful nephew through the years Auntie Grace decided  that I was fit to inherit all of the family fortune.  I will also get right to the title if I choose.  Do you think that this is a good idea?  Would dealing with a Lord make any difference to this transaction? 

 

We have the largest apple growing plantation in the Outer Hebrides.   Perhaps you have heard of the famous Summerisle Apple?

 

My greatest ambition is to add to my family’s considerable fortunes in any way that I can.  I think that your proposal would be of great interest to me.  How to we begin the process of transferring the money?  You mentioned filling in a form for the bank, however, there was nothing attached to the e-mail you sent me.  I would like to move quickly on this transaction could you please send along the form?

 

I await your reply with much enthusiasm.

 

Sincerely,

 

A. Richard Liquor, Sixteenth Lord of Summerisle (pending)

 

By the way if you have seen the movie “Wicker Man” you will recognize Lord Summerisle. 

 

Now, all I have to do is fill in a simple form…

 

To:  "Richard Liquor"

 

My dear,

This business does not stop you from your religion.From this business,we will have enough money to invest in your apple farm.Go through the below message and fill your information and send to the bank either by fax or email.

               
                           TEXT OF APPLICATION SEND TO THE BANK.
 
Your Name ................
Your Full Address.........
Your Phone ...............
Your Fax .................                                    

                                                                     Date .........................
                                                                                                                                         

 

To The Board of Directors
International Bank For Africa,
20, Rue Du Commerce, B.P.3302
Lome-Togo.
 

 
Attn : Dr. Musa Ogbonna

 

Sir,
 
Application to transfer and open a new bank account as the next of kin to ENGINEER  Lee Yung.
 
I, Mr ......, of the above address, wish to inform the IBA board of Directors that I am the next of kin and named apparent of Engr  Lee Yung,who ran and operated  Lee Yung Society Sarl, Lome Togo, was a former customer of your bank,and operated the  Bank account # with your Bank:14-225-2004/IBA/T containing the sum of(US$30M) as balancedplaced dormant.He died as a result of plane crash accident on 5th October 1997 while on a business trips.I wish to operate and open up a domicillary/transit bank account at your bank to  pay and transfer the said (US$30M) into my favour as the beneficiary in the account to be opened.Please, accept this late application as it was due to my family logistics  problem which has just been resolved.

Treat this as a matter of urgency.
 
Your`s sincerely.
         
Time to introduce a new time wasting wrinkle into Mr. Johnsama’s clever scheme…

Mr. Johnsama,

 

Thank you for your prompt response to my letter.  I have received the application and will fill it in and forward it to the Bank quickly.  However, I did have one thing that I wanted to bring to your attention before I sent it along.  It appears that Mr. Lee Yung might be a Chinaman.  I have researched my family history going back 20 generations and can find no Chinese blood in it.  This might pose a problem with the bank.  The closest I can come to Chinese blood in my family is my cousin Grover, the former Lord of Summerisle, had relations with a Pekinese.  Do you think this would be sufficient to satisfy the Bank?  If not I can try to find a Chinese woman who will marry me and then we can claim that Lee Yung is her brother.  Do you think that it would be difficult for me to find a Chinese woman with Yung as a last name?  I hope that I could find her here in the British Isles, I would hate to have to go to China as the Chinese make me very nervous. 

 

Please let me know quickly as I am going up to the Hebrides this weekend and will not be able to e-mail the form until Monday or Tuesday at the latest. 

 

All the best,

 

A. Richard Liquor

 

P.S. - Is it very hot where you are?  Are there any Chinese women there?  Maybe I should come down there to see.

 


To:  "Richard Liquor"

 

My dear,

There's no problem about that and that was why i am here as your insider.Any person can even apply as a business partner to the deceased or even a relation but what the bank will be looking upto is the information about the deceased which they have in their file.

 

I will be here and will be given you information about the deceased.it is from all these information that i will be feeding you with will make the bank not to think as you are saying,morever the money has taking time and the bank have been expecting the deceased relation to come up for the claim but all to no avail before i made up my mind to contact you for the business.I would have done it alone but i am still on active service and we are not allowed to opperate a foreign account.

 

Whether your blood have a china blood or not does not matter ok,you are applying as the new beneficiary to the account and as a business partner to the deceased.

You know the nature of business we are into and that i will not want anybody here in the bank to know about my involvement because,as an active service staff,i am suppossed not reveal the secret to anybody.So ,if they noticed my involvement,it will be a capital purnishment because it is contrary to the oath office as a banker,so just follow it and always keep intouch.Victory must surely be ours at the end of the day.Send it immediately and let me know.As the business progress,i will want us to have a partnership agreement so as to protect the interest of both of us..

 

Take care,

 

Your Friend,

 

Dr John Sama.

 

Oops something has happened to the form, it is not looking at all well…

 

From:"Richard Liquor"

To:international_bankafrica

 

Yo A. Rqwaetiuq Liqusdarr

Your FƒåƒÜl Address ƒ£ƒ¦ƒnƒßƒäƒØƒÑƒÝ Rd.

Edinbgh, Scotland

Your phone 

I

 

Date Febry 26, 2003

                                                                                                                                         

 

To Te Bord of Dirtors
InternatioBank For
Africa,
20, Rue Du Commerce, B.P.3302
Lome-To.
Tel:+2-911Fax:+ 250-7436.
 
 
Attn : Dr. Musa Ogbonna

 

Sir,
 
Application to  new bank account as the next of kin to ENGINEER  Lee Yung.
 
 address, wish to inform the IBA board of  I am the next of kin and  of your bank,and operated the  Bank account # with your Bank:14-225-2004/IBA/T containing the sum of(US$30M) as baladplaced dormant.He died as a result of plane crash  at your bank to  pay and transfe             due to my family logistics  problem which has just been resolved.

Treat this as a  of urgency.
 
Your`s sincerely.
 


A. hard Lior Lrd of Serisle ending)

 


Imagine that, they cannot understand the form I sent them…

 

 

international bankafrica

 

ATTN:RICHARD LIQUOR,

 

WE ARE INRECEITP OF YOUR MESSAGE BUT CAN NOT UNDERSTAND  WHAT YOU ARE WRITING.

 

YOU ARE ADEVICED TO STATE YOUR MESSAGE CLEARLY TO ENABLE US ATTEND TO YOU.

 

YOURS SINCERELY,

 

MRS ROSE AKWENE,

IBA,PROTOCOL OFFICER.

 

Time to play dumb again and I am starting to get just a little annoyed with their incompetence, so I resend the form to them, in gibberish of course…

 

To:       "international bankafrica"

 

I am very confused by the state of the form as you returned it to me.  When I sent it it did not look like this.  What happened?   I am leaving the office for the weekend but I will send it along to you once again. 

 

I will be back in the office on Monday morning and would very much like to conclude this transaction.  I am starting to get a little frustrated with your inaction on this matter. 

 

Please find the form attached once again.

 

Regards,

 

A. Richard Liquor, Lord Summerisle (Pending)

 

 

 

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mail:international_bankafrica@yahoo.com

iba@financier.com

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Kindly Mrs. Akwene sends more forms, but alas they are just too darn small to read…

 

From:   "international bankafrica

Subject:ACKNOWLEDGEMENT & QUESTIONAIRE.

To:       "Richard Liquor"

 

ATTN:RICHARD LIQUOR,

 

SIR,

YOU ARE ADVICED TO VIEW THE ATTACH DOCUMENTS AND GET BACK TO US.

 

YOURS SINCERELY,

 

MRS ROSE AKWENE.

 

IBA,PROTOCOL OFFICER,

LOME TOGO


 

Mrs. Akwene is starting to lose patience with me…

 

 

To:  "international bankafrica"

 

Dear, Mrs. Akwene, I'm sorry but the documents that were attached were far to small for me to read.  By now you should have received the adminstration form that I forwarded to you at the end of last week.  You have a lovely name, is it Chinese by chance?  I am most anxious to complete our business as I really need the money to help me plant this year's crop of delicious Summerisle apples.  Have you tried one of our apples? 

 

Sincerely yours,

 

A. Richard Liquor, Lord Summerisle (PENDING) 

 

From: "international bankafrica"

Subject:OFFICIAL BANK ACKNOWLEDGEMENT & QUESTIONAIRE.

 

ATTN:RICHARD LIQUOR,

 

SIR,

YOU ARE ADVICED TO VIEW THE ATTACH DOCUMENTS AND GET BACK TO US.

 

YOURS SINCERELY,

 

MRS ROSE AKWENE.

 

 

It’s time to show a little indignation with the process and throw a few nonsense words at Mr. Johnsama…

 

Subject:  Disappointed and Frustrated

To:   johnsama

 

Mr. Johnsama, this transaction appears to be bogging down due to the incompetence of the Bank.  I have now sent them the filled in form twice and then they send me back gibberish.  This does not raise my confidence in the bank's ability to handle this transaction.  Is there any chance that we could move the funds to another bank.  I would certainly recommend the Merchant Bank of Scotland.  It is just down the road and I have an ATM card though I am not certain that the machine would allow me to withdraw millions of pounds at a time.  I think my daily limit is 400 pounds, so it would take several years of daily visits to withdraw all the funds. 

 

Spring is fast approaching and my responsibilities as Lord of Summerisle will keep me away for weeks at a time while I supervise this year's planting. 

 

Any thing you could do to help croushmere this transaction would be most appreciated.

 

Yours truly,

 

A. Richard Liquor, Lord Summerisle (PENDING)

 

Johnsama is starting to get annoyed with this stupid white man…

 

To:"Richard Liquor"

 

My dear,

I do not understand what you are talking about.PLease,this business is never force that you must do it with me,so if you know that you are not ready to conclude the business with me,let me know so i can look for another person.What do you know abount banking and what do mean by incompetence of the bank.Listen my dear,the deceased left the money with IBA and you can not transfer it to another bank without the normall approval of International Bank for Africa.

 

If invariably they need any information from you,they will seek for your attention ,so what are you saying.

 

Always keep intouch at any time you hear from the bank.

 

John Sama. 


 

 

To: "john sama"

 

Mr. Johnsama, I do not like the tone of your e-mail.  As I explained in my previous e-mail the bank has completely botched it up every time that I have sent in the form.  When I send a note to you to let you know about their incompetence, you react with eppersanceifness.  Perhaps you could contact me by telephone and we could clear up this misunderstanding.  Please call me at my office in the morning.  I can be reached at 0131-467-2551.  I look forward to your call.

 

A. Richard Liquor, Lord Summerisle (PENDING)

 

Oops, I forgot the country code…

 

From: "international bankafrica"

Subject:OFFICIAL BANK ACKNOWLEDGEMENT & QUESTIONAIRE.

To:"Richard Liquor"

 


WE RESEND THE ATTACHED DOCUMENTS

 

 

And indeed they did, in exactly the same format as before…

 

 

To:"international bankafrica"

 

I'm sorry but you have again sent the same documents which are too small for me to read.  This is getting quite frustrating.  Maybe we should just forget this transaction. 

 

A. Richard Liquor, Lord Summerisle (PENDING)

 

Date:Wed, 3 Mar 2004

From: "john sama"

Subject:GET BACK TO ME NOW:

To:"Richard Liquor"

 

Dear Richard,

 

Thanks for your information, but i want to know if the bank has contacted you let me know so that i will know what to do immediately because as you are saying all this i don't have any thing to do or say on till the bank contact you then i have to look in to it and get back to you immediately ok.

 

And again i try your number which you give me to call you but is not going true this is the number you give me  0131-467-2551, so please i will like you to resend another number to me immediately so that i will get you true or you can call me now. My number is 00228-909-52-69 so that i can take yours number immediately.

 

Thanks

God bless

Dr John Sama.

 

Of course Dr. Johnsama, you forgot the country code for Scotland, because I didn’t give it to you.

 

At this point in the game it’s time for a new player to rattle Mr. Johnsama’s cage.  

 

Introducing Mr. Neil N. Bobb (me, of course).

 

 

From: "Neil Bobb"

Subject:URGENT MATTER!

To:richardliquor

 

From Neil N. Bobb
Director:Audit/Account unit,
Foreign Remittance
International Bank of
Africa.
Lome - Togo


Dear Sir, 

CONFIDENTIAL MESSAGE IN THE MATTER OF LEE YUNG


My name is Neil N. Bobb, I am one of the Audit Members in the
bank I work for, the International Bank of Africa Lome
Togo, and I
work under the Supervisor of Internal Audits. 

 

I  am contacting you presently because it has come the attention of the bank that you are attempting to access unclaimed funds of a deceased customer of the bank Lee Yung.

 

His closing balance in the bank,THIRTY million (US30M) has been tagged unclaimed because no relative of Engr.Lee Yung has come forward to make a statement of claim. We have no previous knowledge of a next of kin. 

 

Would you contact me IMMEDIATELY on this URGENT MATTER.

Very sincerely yours.

 

 

Neil N. Bobb

 

I’d better get Johnsama on this right away to waste some more of his time…

 

To: "Johnsama

 

Dr. Johnsama, I am just going out the door to fly to Summerisle tonight.  I received this e-mail.  I am very confused by this.  Is this someone that is working at the bank?  If so, I will go ahead and send my information to him.  If not, what is going on?

 

Please get back to me this week, I will really need the money in the next few weeks.

 

Regards,

 

A. Richard Liquor, Lord Summerisle (PENDING)

 

I have no idea whatsoever, what Mr. Johnsama is talking about, but he is obviously really annoyed…

 

Subject:Re: Fwd: URGENT MATTER!

 

Dear Richard,

I cannot just understand you because you are not putting your best in this transaction.You are not getting into any problem,just go ahead and get me the person number,i know how to deal with him.I am from the Northern Side of Togo and even the same village with the president ,so there is no problem on your side,as long as i am here to protect your interest here in the bank.

 

From my inquiries,it appears that the bank have contacted you are still waiting to hear from you but all to no avail.please,if you are nolonger interested to conclude this business with me,let me know so that i can look for another capable hand.

I wait to hear from you.

 

John.

 

Mr. Johnsama is starting to lose patience.  The scam isn’t moving as fast as he would like.  I decide to let him stew for a bit.  However, three hours later he sends a second message.

 

 

Richard,

A word is enough for the wise.I believed that to him whom much is given,much is also expected.You can receive anything you like but my business with you is real and not a childs play.

I will stop communication because,i can see that you are not taking this business serious.

 

I have told you what to do,so go ahead and do it.

 

John.

 

I ignore him for several days to make him sweat…

 

A couple of days later I reconnect with Mrs. Akwene just to say hi and to see if she can hurry things along.

 

 

Subject:Re: OFFICIAL BANK ACKNOWLEDGEMENT & QUESTIONAIRE.

To: "international bankafrica"

 

Dear, Mrs. Akwene, I'm sorry but the documents that were attached were far too small for me to read.  By now you should have received the administration form that I forwarded to you at the end of last week.  You have a lovely name, is it Chinese by chance?  I am most anxious to complete our business as I really need the money to help me plant this year's crop of delicious Summerisle apples.  Have you tried one of our apples? 

 

Sincerely yours,

 

A. Richard Liquor, Lord Summerisle (PENDING) 

 

And I decide to reply to Mr. Johnsama again, indignant of course.  How dare he! 

 

Subject:Re: Fwd: RICHARD PLEASE CONTACT ME, THIS IS A MOST URGENT MATTER

To:"john sama

 

Mr. Johnsama, I just returned from a wonderful few days at Summerisle where I was officially sworn in as Lord Summerisle.  Imagine my pain when I read your messages.  I am very serious about this.  I have followed your instructions at every step of the way.  When I filled in the Banking form and emailed it.  It was turned to gibberish.  Then the Bank sent me a form that I could not even read.

 

Now you have the audacity to tell me that I am not serious.  I am facing a serious financial shortfall and I desperately need this money. 

 

I will be in my office here in Edinburgh, tomorrow from 9:00 to 17:50 GMT.  Please call me there.  My direct line is 44-0141-248-2593.  I will be expecting to hear from you then.  My office is very casual so do not ask for Lord Summerisle, everyone at the office knows me as simply Dick.

 

A. Richard Liquor, Fifteenth Lord of Summerisle

 

The number is for a Scottish gay sex toy shop, I would love to listen in when he asks, “If Dick Liquor is there?”…

 

Dear Richard,

 

You are welcome from your trip.I tried the number you gave me and it was ringing without picking.I try again as i really want to speak with you on phone.

John.

 

Of course they didn’t he tried to call it in the middle of the night…

 

Subject:Re:  Fwd: RICHARD PLEASE CONTACT ME, THIS IS A MOST URGENT MATTER

To:  "john sama"

 

Mr. Johnsama, I clearly asked you to call me today between 9:00 and 17:30 GMT, can't you follow a simple direction?  I will be waiting for your call.  Please ask for Dick.

 

A. Richard Liquor, Lord Summerisle.

 

All quiet on the mugu front.  Too quiet in fact.  I think that Mr. Johnsama didn’t get a very good reception when he called the Scottish Gay Sex Toy Shop and asked for “Dick Liquor”…

 

I leave him alone for a week and then rattle his cage once again…


 

To:"john sama"

 

Mr. Johnsama, I have been waiting for your telephone call for almost a week.  I take it you are not serious about this business and you have been wasting my time. I am very disappointed in your attitude. 

 

I thought that I was dealing with a man of good faith, but it appears otherwise.

 

As it turns out my aunt has left a considerable sum of money for me so I will no longer have need of the money you offered.

 

Sincerely,

 

Lord Summerisle, Formerly A. Richard Liquor

 

 

To:"Richard Liquor"

 

My dear friend,

You can say what ever thing you like but all i know is that my business with you is a good business,which you will never regret in life.This is a business that both of us will benefit so if you are serious and you waited for my call and did not hear from me,why not call me or you want to tell me that you can not call me.I am also disappointed in you because,you are not given me any encouragement that you will be capable of handling this business.Well,this is an opportunity and i am not ready to lose it so you can go ahead and
with your aunt money ,while i go ahead with my business.we can still see each other one day,sofar as there's life and i have your number .

 

John.

 

To:  "john sama"

Mr. Johnsama, you are right you do have my number and you can call it anytime, I'll even give it to you again +00-00000      

 

I am an honourable man and I thought that I was dealing with an honourable man, however, I can see now that I was mistaken. 

 

I thought that it was just the Bank that was incompetent and couldn't even send a few simple forms for me to fill in.  But I can see it is much more widespread than that.

 

As far as I am concerned this business is concluded. 

 

Lord Summerisle

 

 

 

My dear,

You can say what everthing you like but all i know is that you are being serious in this business and if you are,you can aswell call me.I have been trying to call you but the number cannot go ,so what do you want me to do?.

If you should expect me to be calling you everytime,what else is your contribution in the business or simply decide not to contribute anything and at the end of the day ,you will eat part of the money.It is improper and very unkind of you.

Please,call me if you are serious.

 

John.

 

Mr. Johnsama, I am completely perplexed as to why you have not been able to get through to me.  I will try to telephone you in the morning and we can talk.

 

Sincerely,

 

Lord Summerisle



My dear,

Thanks for your mail.It is now that you are given me the impression that i am working with somebody.I have committed everything i have in other to make sure that this business works out fine so i expects whoever i am dealing with to contribute because,both of us will benefit from it at the end of the day.

I wait for your call.

Your friend,

John.

 

NO RESPONSE…

 

Mr. Johnsama, I have been waiting all day and into the night for you to get back to me with the telephone number so I can call you.  I sent the bank the information so everything should be okay to transfer the money.  When can we accomplish this?  The offices will be closed this Friday (March 26th) for the annual Snarp Day celebration here in Scotland.  Other than that I will be in the office and waiting for your e-mail so I can call you.

 

Regards,

 

A. Richard Liquor


 

STILL NO RESPONSE…  IT’S OBVIOUSLY TIME TO END IT…

 

Johnsama, check out my photo which will show you everything that you can expect from me in the future.

 

Your friend,

 

Dick Liquor

 

FINALLY, DICK LIQUOR IN THE FLESH, SO TO SPEAK…

 

 

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