Creaming and Milky Things. A 100% risk-free tale of love and lust ::
Starring Nelson Otudo and Sylvia Saint : Baited and produced by Jon Barry - jonbarry@breathe.com
Hi All

This is my first published bait, so I hope the quick and dirty formatting works for you - you can email me with complaints by clicking the link above if you like.

I'll start by warning any sensitive souls that this bait includes the use of explicit pictures, both from the scammer and myself - though you'll be pleased to learn that mine are not pictures of me in all my naked majesty. Unfortunately, our mugu Nelson's are...

Although the images could not, to my mind at least, be described as pornographic, please do not read further in the presence of minors, your boss or anyone else who may not appreciate the beautiful 'diversity' of our natural forms. There's some grown-up language too, if you see it that way.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

A big thank you is due to Shiver at 419eater.com and all the other guys and girls there for the inspiration, hosting and encouragement. Keep it up! A big sorry is due to my wonderful wife who has put up with me arsing about with this bait for a couple of weeks. I know she loves it really.

The key to this bait format is as follows:
1. White panels contain emails from my character, Sylvia Saint, a 32yr glamour model with an unusual look.
2. Light grey panels contain emails from our slow witted scammer, Nelson Otudo, a - yes you guessed it - barrister from Togo. Also used for emails from the 'bank'...
3. Darker grey panels contain header info from each email so you can follow the chain of events. These appear at the top of each message to or from Nelson.
4. The yellow panels contain my commentary, used to shed light on the proceedings or whenever I think I have something witty to say, so you probably won't see many of these.

All of Nelson's email is left exactly as I received it, so as usual, you'll struggle to read some of it. That's part of the fun though, right?

Right, let's get this underway. I hope you all enjoy it. Nelson, you have the stage...
From: "otudo nelson"
To: sylviasaint@breathe.com
Date: 26 May 2004, 08:23:16 PM
Subject: Quick Response Please
Dear sylviasaint Sylvia

I am Barrister Nelson Otudo,a solicitor at law,personal attorney to Mr.P.B Sylvia,a national Of your country,who used to work with Shell Development Company in Lome Togo. Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 2001, my client, his wife and their only daughter were involved in a car accident along Nouvissi express Road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives. Since then

I have made several enquiries to your embassy here to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts,I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the fund valued at US$10.5 million left behind by my client before it gets confisicated or declared unserviceable by the Security Finance Firm where this huge amount were deposited. The said Security Finance Company has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confisicatedwithin the next twenty one official working days.

Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 2years now, I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer.I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim. All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me through the above email for more details

Best Regards.

Barrister Nelson Otudo(lawyer)
'Dear sylviasaint Sylvia'? Professional opening address Nelson. I'm already convinced. I'm particularly impressed by Nelson's imaginative use of 'P.B.Sylvia' as the name of his unfortunate client. $10.5 million - check, confidentiality - check, modalities - check. We're in business.
From: sylviasaint@breathe.com
To: otudo nelson
Date: 26 May 2004, 10:01:34 PM
Subject: Re: Quick Response Please
Dear Nelson

I'm very interested in your proposition. I'm a wealthy 32yr old glamour model with some experience in this type of business. Please send me some more information.

Kind Regards

Sylvia Saint
Only one part of the above statement is true. Can you guess what it is? Nelson repsonds to Sylvia by sending exactly the same email again. Wow, he's on fire.
From: "otudo nelson"
To: sylviasaint@breathe.com
Date: 27 May 2004, 09:57:21 PM
Subject: Quick Response Please/ sylviasaint Sylvia
Dear sylviasaint Sylvia

I am Barrister Nelson Otudo,a solicitor at law,personal attorney to Mr.P.B Sylvia,a national Of your country,who used to work with Shell Development Company in Lome Togo. Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 2001, my client, his wife and their only daughter were involved in a car accident along Nouvissi express Road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives. Since then

I have made several enquiries to your embassy here to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts,I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the fund valued at US$10.5 million left behind by my client before it gets confisicated or declared unserviceable by the Security Finance Firm where this huge amount were deposited. The said Security Finance Company has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confisicatedwithin the next twenty one official working days.

Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 2years now, I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer.I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim. All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me through the above email for more details

Best Regards.

Barrister Nelson Otudo(lawyer)
Sigh... Something tells me that Nelson is not a very successful criminal. Let's see if he can be a good mugu and entertain us regardless.
From: sylviasaint@breathe.com
To: otudo nelson
Date: 28 May 2004, 09:51:00 AM
Subject: Re: Quick Response Please/ sylviasaint Sylvia
Dear Nelson

I'm still very interested in your proposition. I'm a wealthy 32yr old glamour model with some experience in this type of business. Please send me some more information.

Kind Regards

Sylvia Saint
From: "otudo nelson"
To: sylviasaint@breathe.com
Date: 28 May 2004, 06:44:09 PM
Subject: SEND THE TEXT APPLICATION OF CLAIM TO THE BANK- ASAP.
Dear Mr.Sylvia Saint,

Thank you very much for your interest and concern towards this benefitable business relationship.I perfectly believes that you will not seat on the funds usd$28.5Million when it comes over to your norminated bank account.All the documentiry proofs regards to this funds is presently with me.

However,I have already solved the sharring ratio of this transaction as follows: 65% for my investment in your country under your close supervision and direction. 30% will be for your efforts and co-operation for assisting me in this transaction. 5% will be set aside for any expenses that may occure during the transfer of the funds to your norminated bank account.

Mr.Sylvia Saint,Please kindly fill this TEXT APPLICATION OF CLAIM and send it to the UTB BANK here in Lome - Togo. by fax or email attachment for immediate approval of the transfer.to enable the bank transfer the usd$28.5m to your norminated bank account. Please do not betray me Mr.Sylvia Saint because I trusted you with all my heart. Below is the Text Application of Claim that you will fill and sign before sending it to the bank. Please try and send it assoon as possible,so that the bank can approve the transfer on-time without delay.

Thanks and God bless you

Otudo ( esq. )
Mr Sylvia Saint? As the fund has now mysteriously increased to $28.5 Million, I'll overlook that. Nelson attached the 'application form' as a plain text affair, just pasted beneath his message... I won't trouble you with it now, but you'll see it when I 'fill it in' and send it back to the 'bank'.
From: sylviasaint@breathe.com
To: uniontogolaise_utb@africamail.com
Date: 28 May 2004, 08:20:57 PM
Subject: Application of Claim
Dear Sirs

Please find the following form fully completed for your consideration - passed to me by my business partner, Barrister Nelson Otudo:

Beneficiary Address. 69 Cockintwat Road, Cumshot, London 5UX 8ALLS

Telephone Number..NA - See notes

Fax Number..NA - See notes

Beneficiary Email address    sylviasaint@breathe.com

City / Country of Beneficiary...UK

YOUR EXCELLENCY HON.DR.KRUMA.D.Williams. DIRECTOR GENERAL-( UTB BANK ) UNION TOGOLAISE DE BANQUE  - (  UTB - BANK ). FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT ( UTB -BANK  ). BD DU 13 JANVIER,NYEKONAKPOE.BP.359. LOME - TOGO.    TELEX:5215 - SWIFT:UT5683254UTB Tel-+228-9143362 Fax-+228- 226-53-15( 4-Lines ). WEST - AFRICA. / Email ( uniontogolaise_utb@africamail.com ). FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF TOGO.

Attention To: His Excellency.Hon.Dr.Kruma .D.Williams.

Dear sir's, Board Of Directors UTB BANK.

Application as next of kin to holder of an account number:UTB 0008869027. I, Ms Sylvia Saint..............................(your name),of(address)...69 Cockintwat Road, Cumshot, London, 5UX 8ALLS.........................humbly applies to this bank today the ........28.5.04..............(date)....................as the original next of kin to your deceased customer Mr, P. B.Sylvia.

I humbly apply putting claim over his balance with this security and finance company valued at USD$28.5 M ( Twenty Eight Million Five hundred thousand united states dollars only), left in the account number:UTB 0008869027.

I also wish my application will be given an urgent attention as i wish this balance will be released and re-transferred into my private bank account as stated below,

Beneficiary Bank Name...Jism Mark plc

Beneficiary Account Number....463456589354

Beneficiary Account Name....Sylvia Saint

Other Relevant Information....Please Note - I am deaf and have no telephone or fax machine....................

Accept my apologies for the late application, it was due to some family problems which have just been settled.I will be accepting your bank to transfer the funds to my bank account soonest.I promise to adhere to the rules and regulations of your bank,to ensure that I receive my brothers money with your bank.

Thanks in anticipation of your cooperation.

Yours Sincerely

Mr.Sylvia Saint

Signed S.Saint
I couldn't be A). bothered or B). stupid enough to actually print this rubbish out and fax it anywhere, so I figured it wouldn't matter to Nelson if I just typed over it, 'signed' it and emailed it back... Time to let Nelson know and to try and get him revved up sexually.
From: sylviasaint@breathe.com
To: otudo nelson
Date: 28 May 2004, 08:22:48 PM
Subject: Re: SEND THE TEXT APPLICATION OF CLAIM TO THE BANK- ASAP.
Dear Nelson

I have sent the completed form to the bank as requested, please contact them for further information and notify me when they have received and processed it.

I hope that I have responded as quickly as you would have liked and I can assure you that I will not let you down or betray you in this business.

Are you a single man Nelson? I am a single, sexy woman you know...

Sylvia x
Argh! Big, ugly, HTML email from the 'bank'. More form filling. It's just like the real world!
From: "uniontogolaise utb"
To: sylviasaint@breathe.com
Date: 29 May 2004, 04:13:59 PM
Subject: OFFICIAL QUESTIONNAIRE. FROM UTB BANK
UTB

UNION TOGOLAISE DU BANQUE. FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT. DATE 29TH MAY 2004.

TEL-+228-920-2353 ( 6-Lines ) FAX-+228-226-7517 ( 4-Lines )

LOME – TOGO / WEST AFRICA.

NOTIFICATION ON TRANSFER ALLOCATION TERMINATION.

ATTENTION / SYLVIA SAINT.

WITH FULL BANKING RESPONSIBILITY AND ASSURANCE,WE HEREBY CONFIRMED AND ACKNOWLEDGED THE APPTICATION OF CCLAIM TO OUR BANK ON THIS DAY 28th MAY 2004,THE INFORMATIONS ARE CORRECT, ANSWER TO THIS QUESTIONS

OFFICIAL QUESTIONNAIRE. 1. STATE THE FULL NAME OF THE DECEASED? 2. STATE HIS NATIONALITY? 3. STATE HIS OCCUPATION? 4. STATE CLEARLY THE DATE THE DECEASED DIED AND WHAT LEAD TO HIS DEATH? 5. HOW OLD WAS THE DECEASED WHEN HE DIED? 6. THE DECEASED LEFT WHAT IN OUR CUSTODY? IF CASH STATE HOW MUCH AND THE ACCOUNT NUMBER WHERE IT WAS LEFT? 7. WAS THE DECEASED MARRIED? IF YES, STATE HIS WIFE'S NAME AND HOW MANY CHILDREN THEY HAD IF? 8. WAS THE DECEASED RESIDING IN LOME-TOGO? IF YES, STATE HIS RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS IN THE COUNTRY? 9. WAS THE DECEASED A MEMBER OF ANY ORGANISATION REGISTERED IN LOME-TOGO? 10. STATE CORRECTLY YOUR AGE, OCCUPATION, POSITION, TEX-FAX NUMBER'S. 11. ANY OTHER VALID INFORMATION ABOUT THE DECEASED WILL BE HELPFUL FOR THE APPROVAL OF YOUR APPLICATION LETTER OF KIN,

YOU ARE ALSO ADVISED TO SENT THE ANSWERS BACK TO US WITHIN THE NEXT 48 FORTY EIGHT WORKING HOURS TO ENABLE US APPROVE YOUR PAYMENT BECAUSE DELAY WILL NOT TOLERATED. YOURS FAITHFULLY

MISS KATTEE FRANKLIN.

SECRETARY TO THE DIRECTOR GENRAL.

AUTHORIZED BY

HIS EXCELLENCY HON.DR.KRUMA.D.WILLIAMS. & BOARD OF DIRECTORS – UTB BANK. --

___________________________________________________________
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Shame you don't get to see the beautiful HTML formatting here, which really made it look official and convincing... I found the free Mail.com ad at the bottom of the email to be particulary reassuring. I thought I'd see how much attention they pay to the answers...
From: sylviasaint@breathe.com
To: "uniontogolaise utb"
Date: 29 May 2004, 05:36:32 PM
Subject: Re: OFFICIAL QUESTIONNAIRE. FROM UTB BANK
Dear Sir/Madam

The answers to you questionnaire are as follows:

1. Mr. P B Sylvia
2. British
3. Employee - Shell Development Company or something
4. 21st Aprill 2001 - Vehicle Accident Novissi Express Road. Shame.
5. Age of deceased - I'll guess, 45.
6. $10.5 Million. Get In.
7. Client was married with one daughter. All perished in terible motto accident.
8. Client was living in Lome Togo. Fuck knows where.
9. Yes, he was working for the Shell Development Company. I told you (3).
10. My details - Sylvia Saint, Age 32, Glamour Model. Address: 69 Cockintwat Road, Cumshot, London 5UX 8ALLS. Email: sylviasaint@breathe.com
11. He was a very lovely man. Unusually, he had 11 toes.


Please be sure to inform my Barrister, Nelson Otogu as soon as you have processed this form.

Regards

Sylvia Saint
Excellent. Let's let Nelson know that the wheels of this business machine are now in motion!
From: sylviasaint@breathe.com
To: otudo nelson
Date: 29 May 2004, 05:39:21 PM
Subject: Bank Forms
Dear Otudo

Just wanted to let you know I have filled out an application form for the bank in order to claim the deceased's funds. Didn't know all of the answers to their questions, so I just made them up. Hope that's ok.

Please let me know as soon as the application has been processed. I have asked them to contact you once the process is complete.

Best

Sylvia
Oooops! Seems Nelson wasn't expecting me to react so rapidly and professionally to the bank's request for details.
From: "otudo nelson"
To: sylviasaint@breathe.com
Date: 29 May 2004, 09:06:03 PM
Subject: Re: Bank Forms
Dear sylvia,

Thank your for yourmail.

Please i will like you to forward the Questions to me sothat i will sent to you the Answers to the Questions.

Thanks And God Bless you

Yous

Nelson Otudo
Forward the questions? But you made them up. Sylvia plays along. The story continues on the next page...
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