The classical Accidentally Sent EMail Trick, first devised by J.Dog. This is a text book example.

The first step is to send out the following emails as reply to everyone who lands
in your inbox. I think I sent out about fifteen or twenty. I do not know which of them
actually responded. And I do not know what he was originally offering me.

From:Ima Thallay Ollie
To:[email protected]
Date:Mon,12 Jul 2004
Organization:Mutha Fakka Enterprises

Subject:Payment approval

Dear Father Eyre Shute,

Bishop Davies has asked me to send you the $25,000 payment
for digging the wells and the construction of the new
orphanage.

Please let me know where to send the money. Call me
immediately on xxxxx-xxx. I am due to hand over this
computer today and will fly back on Wednesday.

With regards,

Ima Thallay Ollie

++++++++++++++++++++
The original email address has disappeared. The lad has
opened a fresh email address to reflect the name in my mail.
This looks promising, as the lad has already done some work.


Date:Thu, 15 Jul 2004
From:Eyre Shute<[email protected]>
Subject:Payment Approval (Father Eyre Shute)

Dear Ima Thallay,

Greetings to you in the name of the lord, I got your mail
late,and i tried to call you,but the line was not
going,anyway we thank God, Please i want you to send the
$25,000 to father Osawaru emmanuel in Nigeria,he has some
work to do over there,and he is expecting it, Please kindly
send the money through western union money transfer to him
in Nigeria, and send the information to me via email so
that i can forward the information to him. His Name is

Osawaru Emmanuel,
30 Sapele road,
Benin city,
Edo state,
Nigeria

Thanks,

Father eyre Shute
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YYYEeeehHaWW! He's taken the bait. Now I make him jump through
hoops. The best thing about this is that the hoops are invisible, to him, at least.


From:Ima Thallay Ollie
To:Eyre Shute
Date:Mon, 19 Jul 2004
Organization:Mutha Fakka Enterprises
Subject:Re: Payment Approval (Father Eyre Shute)

Dear Father Eyre Shute,

I have gone through the documents forwarded by Bishop
Davies and found two essential items missing:

1. The fire safety plans have not been filed

2. The identification photos of the recipient has not been
received.

If you have the fire safety proforma please fill it up and
send it together with the identification as described in
page 24 of the manual. As soon as the two items are
received the payment can be mobilised.

Please confirm whether the name of the recipient is Eyre
Shute or Osawaru Emmanuel as the identification photo has
to be that of the beneficiary himself.

With regards,

Ima Thallay Ollie

++++++++++++++++++++

Date:Wed, 21 Jul 2004 03:37:37 -0700 (PDT)
From:Eyre Shute <[email protected]>
Subject:Father Eyre Shute

Dear Ima Thallay Ollie,

Greetings to you in the name of God,the recipient name is
father Osawaru Emmanuel and he resides in Benin City,
Nigeria,like i said befor he has work to do there,thats why
i want you to send him the money,i called him last night to
inform him that he will get the money this week,so that the
work can begin,so please i want you to kindly send him the
money through western union money transfer,and send the
information to me,so that i can forward it to him. As for
the fire safty plans,i will fill it and send them to you
along with the identification photos of the recipient,next
week. I will really appreciate your efforts in sending him
the money this week. May God be with you.

thanks,

Father Eyre Shute
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I know he does not have any "Fire Safety Plans". Now is the time to get some
large file which has something vaguely to do with fire safety, send it to him, and
get him to print it out and make his mark on it. But first some reassurances to
him saying that the real recipient's details have taken a ride.


From:Ima Thallay Ollie
To:Eyre Shute <[email protected]>
Date:Wed, 21 Jul 2004
Organization:Mutha Fakka Enterprises
Subject:Re: Father Eyre Shute

Dear Father Eyre Shute,

Due to some mix-up at Bishop Davies' office, the
authentication details were sent to the wrong location. It
will be at least two weeks before I shall be able to get
them. And then, if you are to be sent the money by Western
Union, the money will have to be sent in instalments and
there is no time for the transfer before the scheme
finishes by the end of this month.

We have to make this payment before 31st July.

I have attached the fire safety regulations as a document
file. You will have to print it out, sign on the bottom of
each page, then scan it in and send as attachments. The
signature of both Eyre Shute and Osawaru Emmanuel are
required.

The passport sized photograph of Osawaru Emmanuel is
required, attested by Eyre Shute.

Since the authentication details of this transaction is not
available, the standard method of authentication is not
feasible. So a photo of father Osawaru Emmanuel holding a
placard with my name should be sent as I have to be sure
that it is not an impostor who is responding to my emails.
As soon as these three items are received, the first
instalment of the payment can be sent by Western Union.

Please complete these work before 31st july or I shall have
to send the money back.

1. The fire safety regulations, signed and scanned, attachement to email.

2. Photo (small) of Osawaru Emmanuel signed at the bottom by Eyre Shute.

3. Photo (large) of Osawaru Emmanuel, holding a placard with my name.

Please provide these three items as soon as possible
because otherwise there will not be sufficient number of
days to transfer the entire amount by Western Union Money
Transfer.

With regards,

Ima Thallay Ollie

[Attachment: fire_safety.doc(Regulations on fire safety,
10 pages)] Google is your best friend.
++++++++++++++++++++

And he comes through!. One page of "fire safety regulations," signed.

Passport photo, signed.

Large Photo, holding my name, which incidentally is what angry cab drivers
call each other in my part of the woods when very much angered.
Means motherfucker.


From:Ima Thallay Ollie
To:Eyre Shute <[email protected]>
Date:Tue, 27 Jul 2004
Organization:Mutha Fakka Enterprises
Subject:Re: Father Eyre Shute(photos of father Emmanuel Osawaru)

I cannot make out the name on the paper held by Fr.
Emmanuel Osawaru. Please retake the photo with thicker
writing and send it immediately.

The other photo is all right. Please respond immediately so
that we do not have to do the paperwork again.

With regards,

Ima Thallay Ollie

++++++++++++++++++++

Date:Tue, 27 Jul 2004
From:Eyre Shute <[email protected]>
Subject:Father Eyre Shute

Dear Ima Thallay Ollie, I think the picture is ok,but if
you still want another picture,i will have to call father
Emmanuel Osawaru to take another one with a thicker
writing, and that will not be immidiately,thats the
situation. Mail me back to let me know the situation,and if
you will be needing another picture.

Thanks,

Father Eyre Shute

==========================================

From:Ima Thallay Ollie
To:Eyre Shute <[email protected]>
Date:Wed, 28 Jul 2004
Organization:Mutha Fakka Enterprises
Subject:Re: Father Eyre Shute

Dear Father Eyre Shute,

I shall have to wait till the complete suite of documents
have been received from headquarters to release your
payment, as the photograph you provided is not sufficiently
clear.

I'm sorry, but you will have to realise that the delay is
not due to my fault.

With regards,

Ima Thallay Ollie

++++++++++++++++++++

Dear Ima Thallay Ollie,

I have attached the picture of Father Emmanuel Osawaru,he
sent it to me this morning.I think this is good,you can now
make the payments.

So please do send the money,he has lots of work to do
there,and time is going.

I really appriciate your efforts.

His address ones again is,

FATHER EMMANUEL OSAWARU
ST JAMES PARISH
30 SAPELE ROAD
BENIN CITY
EDO STATE
NIGERIA .

May God bless you. Thanks,

Father eyre Shute.

He has finally come across with what I really wanted.
Good Boy, you've made my day.


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From:Ima Thallay Ollie
To:Eyre Shute <[email protected]>
Date:Thu, 29 Jul 2004
Organization:Mutha Fakka Enterprises
Subject:Re: Father Eyre Shute (Father Emmanuel Osawaru picture)

Dear Father Eyre Shute,

There has been an alarming development. A certain other
person, claiming to be the REAL Eyre Shute, has been in
contact with us. He had all the particulars with him,
although it cannot be dismissed that he is an impostor who
has gained access to the correspondence between Bishop
Davies and yourself.

There is only one way to find out. The real Father Eyre
Shute will have the donation account number which was
issued at the time your application for funds was admitted.

Please provide me with the Donation Account Number and the
funds shall immediately be transferred to you.

If you do not have, or provide a wrong DAN, we have no
other alternative but to declare you as the impostor and
release the payment to the other Eyre Shute.

I'm sorry about this business but I have no other
alternative.

With regards,

Ima Thallay Ollie

++++++++++++++++++++

Date:Thu, 29 Jul 2004 10:43:40 -0700 (PDT)
From:Eyre Shute <[email protected]>
Subject:Father Eyre Shute

Dear Ima Thallay Ollie,

I dont understand you,i have sent all you requested
from me,and still you did not send the money to Father
Emmanuel Osawaru. Now you are asking me for the
donation account number,i dont think i can remember
that,its is in my file and its not here,but that does
not stop you from send the money Please send the money
tomorrow to Father Emmanuel Osawaru,he has been waiting
for it,you know its almost end of the month and you are
surposed to have sent the money since.

As for that inpostor who has gained access to the
correspondence,and claming to be me,should be arrested
by the police immidiately.

So please do send the money tomorrow to Father Emmanuel
Osawaru. I await your reply soonest.

May God bless you. Amen.

Father Eyre Shute
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This is a very cooperative
person. He still has many more photo-ops left in him.
So it is best to leave him with the impression that it was really
a genuinely good business which went wrong due to his misfortune.
Just don't want to muddy the water after I've drunk my fill.


From:Ima Thallay Ollie
To:Eyre Shute <[email protected]>
Date:Fri, 30 Jul 2004
Organization:Mutha Fakka Enterprises
Subject:Re: Father Eyre Shute

We need to talk about this. Contact me on this phone number
immediately:

Call me immediately on xxxx-xxxxx-xxxx.

As you have said, email is not secure and messages can be
hacked and accessed. So please call. I shall wait one more
day before deciding to release the payment to the Right
Father Eyre Shute.

Regards,

Ima Thallay Ollie.
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