May the Police Force Grant Me Pardon

May the Police Force Grant Me Pardon

Cast

Played by the Mugu

(Real Name: OBINNA EMEONYE)

Barrister Marc Hycinth

Inspector Mandela: Agent 002, Fake Inspector of the Nigerian Police Force

(This guy definitely studied under The Pink Panther's Inspector Clouseau!)

Played by Me

Joe Czarfunee (Pronounced “Jokes are Funny”)

Barrister Mubamba

Toby Williams

My plan is very simple:

Give him nothing to work with (No fake phone number, No fake address, Nothing!)

Make him work hard

Do not cooperate

Frustrate, Torment, and Annoy him!

You will see I start out as a complete Moron, but amazingly I get smarter as this progresses! The title of this is strange, but makes sense later!

May 30th, 2005 to July 20th, 2005

* Prepare to be overwhelmed with "Whom"! *

Usual type of letter arrives....100 Million Bucks for me Risk Free...

ATTN: MR. JOE CZARFUNEE.

FROM: BARRISTER. MARC HYCINTH (Esq).

TEL: (01-1)234-8035068907

DATE: 30TH OF MAY, 2005.

PRIVATE/CONFIDENTIAL.

Dear Sir,

NEXT OF KIN/SOLE BENEFICIARY TO THE LATE GENERAL SANI ABACHA.

IN RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL RESPONSE TO MY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS ASSISTANCE, I MUST COMMEND ON YOUR INTEREST IN REGARDS TO ASSISTING ME RECEIVE MY LATE CLIENT'S FUNDS INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. ACTUALLY, I AM VERY GLAD TO FIND A PERSON LIKE YOU WHOM IS WILLING TO ASSIST ME SINCERELY BECAUSE THE MOST IMPORTANT QUALITY WHICH I EXPECT FROM YOU "SINCERITY AND HONESTY".

FIRSTLY, I WILL LIKE TO INFORM AND ASSURE YOU THAT THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION IS LEGITIMATE AND ALSO 100% RISK FREE.

THUS, I WILL LIKE TO SEIZE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO ENLIGHTEN YOU THAT I AM A "SENIOR ADVOCATE" HERE IN THIS COUNTRY (S.A.N). SO LONG AS THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION IS CONCERNED, I WILL BE THE LEGAL ATTORNEY WHOM WILL BE HANDLING ALL LEGAL ASPECT OF THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION. ALSO, I WILL USE MY PROFESSIONAL INFLUENCE IN SECURING ALL LEGAL DOCUMENTS WHICH WILL AUTHENTICATE YOU (MR. JOE CZARFUNEE) AS THE NEXT OF KIN/SOLE BENEFICIARY TO MY LATE CLIENT.MY LATE CLIENT LEFT THE SUM OF US$100,000,000 (Hundred Million United States Dollars only) IN A SECRET FIXED DEPOSIT ACCOUNT IN ECOBANK WEST-AFRICA PLC, WHICH IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST AND WELL ESTABLISHED BANKS HERE IN AFRICA.

AFTER THE DEATH OF MY LATE CLIENT, NO ONE CAME TO CLAIM HIS FUNDS FROM THE HOLDING BANK (ECOBANK WEST-AFRICA PLC) AND SO THE HOLDING BANK GAVE ME AN AUTOMATUM TO PRESENT TO THEM THE NEXT OF KIN/SOLE BENEFICIARY TO THE FUNDS WHICH WAS LEFT BY MY LATE CLIENT. THE HOLDING BANK GAVE ME AN AUTOMATUM OF 3MONTHS TO PRESENT TO THEM THE NEXT OF KIN/SOLE BENEFICIARY TO MY LATE CLIENT OR ELSE THAT THEY WILL CONFISTICATE THE FUNDS AND USE IT FOR ACQUIRING AMUNITIONS FOR THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, SO IT WAS ON THIS ADVANCEMENT THAT I FOUND YOUR PROMPT ASSISTANCE TO ACT AS THE NEXT OF KIN/SOLE BENEFICIARY.

IN RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL RESPONSE TO ME, I HAVE INFORMED THE HOLDING BANK (ECOBANK WEST-AFRICA PLC) THAT YOU (MR. JOE CZARFUNEE) IS THE RIGHTFUL BENEFICIARY TO MY LATE CLIENT, AND THEY HAVE NOTED THIS WITH THE PROMISE OF CONTACTING YOU IMMEDIATELY THEY RECEIVE ALL VITALLY REQUIRED DOCUMENTS FROM ME.

AT THIS POINT, I WILL LIKE YOU TO ASSURE ME THAT YOU WILL NOT BETRAY ME BY RUNNING AWAY WITH THIS FUNDS AS SOON AS IT IS SUCCESSFULLY TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

KINDLY CONTACT ME THROUGH THIS PERSONAL EMAIL ADDRESS FOR SECURITY REASONS. (marcandassociates101@yahoo.co.in)

KINDLY FURNISH ME WITH THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS:

1. YOUR RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS AND COUNTRY.

2.MOBILE PHONE NUMBER(for regular communication.)

NOTE: DUE TO THE HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY INVOLVED YOU ARE REQUIRED TO KEEP THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION VERY CONFIDENTIAL FOR SECURITY REASONS.

FOR FURTHER DISCUSSIONS CALL ME IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER.... (01-1)234-8035068907 just dial directly.

BEST REGARDS,

BARRISTER. MARC HYCINTH (Esq).

100 million dollars just for me! Wow, you can just feel my excitement!

This sounds great.

Joe Czarfunee

I get numerous emails from his fake bank. I am going to completely ignore the bank. This is a good curve ball and will derail his routine.

Dear Sir,

TODAY, I WAS INFORMED BY THE DIRECTOR OF THE HOLDING BANK, THAT THEY HAVE CONTACTED YOU SINCE TUESDAY AND YOU ARE YET TO RESPOND TO THEM. IS THIS TRUE? KINDLY LET ME KNOW.

I RECEIVED YOUR EMAIL CORRESPONDENCE AND I MUST REALLY COMMEND ON YOUR EFFORTS IN SEEING THAT WE BOTH CONCLUDE THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION TOGETHER.

FIRSTLY, I WILL LIKE YOU TO KINDLY SEND ME YOUR RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS AND PRIVATE TELEPHONE NUMBER.

THIS MORNING, I SUCCEEDED IN CONFIRMING THE ACTUAL COST FOR THE LEGAL DOCUMENTS WHICH WILL LEGALLY AUTHENTICATE YOU (MR. JOE CZARFUNEE), AS THE TRUE NEXT OF KIN TO MY LATE CLIENT, AND I FOUND OUT THAT THEY WILL COST THE TOTAL SUM OF (US$23,500) only.

SINCE I HAVE THE ORIGINAL COPY OF THE STATEMENT OF ACCOUNT OF MY LATE CLIENT, WE WILL ONLY HAVE TO SECURE THE REST THREE DOCUMENTS ON YOUR BEHALF. ALL THESE DOCUMENTS WILL BE SUBMITRED TO THE HOLDING BANK IMMEDIATELY I SECURE THEM, BECAUSE ONLY THESE DOCUMENTS WILL EFFECT THE IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF THIS FUNDS INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

THE SWORN AFFIDAVIT OF CLAIM COSTS THE SUM OF US$20,500, AND THE DEATH CERTIFICATE AND CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT WILL COST THE SUM OF US$3,000. THIS IS HOW I CAME-UP WITH THE TOTAL SUM OF US$23,500 only.

IN THIS LETTER, I ENCLOSED AN ATTACHED COPY OF THE STATEMENT OF ACCOUNT OF MY LATE CLIENT, AS AN EVIDENCE OF TRUE BENEFICIARY TO YOU (MR. JOE CZARFUNEE), ALSO I ATTACHED A SCANNED COPY OF MY INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT FOR RECOGNITION.

PRESENTLY, I CAN PERSONALLY AFFORD THE SUM OF US$20,000 only, SO I WILL LIKE YOU TO KINDLY ASSIST THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION WITH THE REST BALANCE OF US$3,500 only.

ACCORDINGLY TO THE BUSINESS LAW OF 1856, WHICH STATES THAT "ALL BUSINESS PARTNERS CAN EQUALLY INVEST PERSONAL FUNDS INTO A BUSINESS TRANSACTION PROVIDED THAT THEY BOTH HAVE GOOD INTEREST RATIOS". SINCE WE BOTH ARE PARTNERS IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION, I WILL LIKE YOU TO KINDLY HELP ME OUT NOW THAT WE ARE ALMOST CONCLUDED. PLEASE DO NOT LET ME DOWN.

I AWAIT YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE TO THIS OFFICIAL LETTER.

IN RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER, KINDLY PURCHASE THE CHEAPEST CALL CARD AND CALL ME IMMEDIATELY. TEL: +112348035068907 just dial this number directly.

NOTE: YOU ARE REQUIRED TO KEEP THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION VERY CONFIDENTIAL FOR SECURITY REASONS.

I AWAIT YOUR SWIFT RESPONSE TO THIS OFFICIAL LETTER.

BEST REGARDS,

BARRISTER. MARC HYCINTH (Esq).

A wrinkled fake…how nice.

Cheesy fake passport! I act like a complete idiot.

Thank ya fur doing what ya are.

tell me how to go on

Joe

Dear Sir,

FIRSTLY, I WILL LIKE YOU TO KINDLY SEND ME YOUR RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS AND PRIVATE TELEPHONE NUMBER.

HAVE YOU HEARD FROM THE HOLDING BANK? IF YES PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

MR. JOE CZARFUNEE, SINCE THE BANK NEEDS US TO SUBMIT A SWORN AFFIDAVIT, DEATH CERTIFICATE, CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT AND STATEMENT OF ACCOUNT TO THEM, I WILL HAVE TO SECURE THESE DOCUMENTS ON YOUR BEHALF AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO MY LATE CLIENT.

ALL THESE LEGAL DOCUMENTS WILL BE SECURED WITH YOUR FULL NAME AS THE TRUE BENEFICIARY TO THIS FUNDS IN QUESTION.

NOW THE PROBLEMS LIES ON THE FACT THAT THESE DOCUMENTS COSTS THE SUM OF US$23,500, WHILE I HAVE ONLY THE SUM OF US$20,000, WHICH I HAD GENERATED FROM THE SALE OF MY ONLY CAR AND LAND. I HAD TO SELL MY PROPERTIES TO COME UP WITH SOME MONEY BECAUSE I WOULDN'T WANT TO LEAVE ALL RESPONSIBILITES TO YOU AS MY PARTNER.

I SENT YOU THE STATEMENT OF ACCOUNT OF MY LATE CLIENT EARLIER, SO THAT YOU CAN BE REST ASSURED THAT WE ONLY HAVE TO SECURE THE REST THREE DOCUMENTS.

FOR WE BOTH TO CONCLUDE THIS LEGAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION, WE HAVE TO SECURE THESE DOCUMENTS IMMEDIATELY SO THAT THE HOLDING BANK CAN RELEASE THIS FUNDS INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

MR. JOE CZARFUNEE, YOU WILL HAVE TO ASSIST THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION WITH THE SUM OF US$3,500 only, BECAUSE I PRESENTLY HAVE AN INSUFFICIENT SUM OF US$20,000 ALREADY.

MR. JOE CZARFUNEE, KINDLY SEND THE SUM OF US$3,500 only THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER, SO THAT I CAN ADD UP WITH WHAT I HAVE AND THEN SECURE THESE DOCUMENTS ON YOUR BEHALF.

SEND THE MONEY WITH THESE INFORMATIONS:

RECEIVER'S NAME: OBINNA EMEONYE (My Secretary).

LOCATION: LAGOS-NIGERIA.

MY DEAR, I AWAIT THIS MONEY TODAY SO THAT I CAN EVENTUALLY SECURE ALL THESE DOCUMENTS AND SUBMIT THEM TO THE HOLDING BANK ON YOUR BEHALF, INOTHER TO EFFECT THE IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF THIS FUNDS INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

PLEASE, DO NOT BETRAY ME BY RUNNING AWAY WITH THIS FUNDS WHEN IT IS BEING TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.

MR. JOE CZARFUNEE, I AM COUNTING ON YOU SO PLEASE DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME.

I AWAIT YOUR PAYMENT TODAY.

IN RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER, KINDLY PURCHASE THE CHEAPEST CALL CARD AND CALL ME IMMEDIATELY. TEL: +112348035068907 just dial this number directly.

NOTE: YOU ARE REQUIRED TO KEEP THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION VERY CONFIDENTIAL FOR SECURITY REASONS.

I AWAIT YOUR SWIFT RESPONSE TO THIS OFFICIAL LETTER.

BEST REGARDS,

BARRISTER. MARC HYCINTH (Esq).

Once again, real simple, real stupid sounding…

i wil get dat mony togeder right now

Joe Czarfunee

Dear Sir,

FIRSTLY, I WILL LIKE YOU TO KINDLY SEND ME YOUR RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS AND PRIVATE TELEPHONE NUMBER.

MR. JOE CZARFUNEE, I RECEIVED YOUR EMAIL CORRESPONDENCE AND THE CONTENT WAS WELL UNDERSTOOD PROPERLY.

IN THIS LETTER, I ENCLOSED AN ATTACHED COPY OF THE PICTURE OF THIS FUNDS. THIS PARTICULAR PICTURE WAS TAKEN BY ME BEFORE MY LATE CLIENT DEPOSITTED THIS FUNDS INTO THE HOLDING BANK FOR SAFE KEEPING.

MR. JOE CZARFUNEE, THIS PICTURE WILL SERVE AS AN EVIDENCE OF TRUE BENEFICIARY.

AS THE LEGAL ATTORNEY HANDLING THIS LEGAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION, I REQUIRE TO KNOW WHEN YOU ARE BEING CONTACTED BY THE HOLDING BANK.

ACCORDING TO THE FEDERAL LAW OF INHERITANCE OF 1964, "ALL BENEFICIARIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN CONSONANCE WITH THEIR ATTORNEY INOTHER TO JUSTIFY A FRUITFUL CLAIM OF THEIR INHERITANCE".

MR. JOE CZARFUNEE, I AM SO MUCH IN A NERVOUS STATE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE TO SECURE THESE LEGAL DOCUMENTS IMMEDIATELY AND SUBMIT THEM TO THE HOLDING BANK SO THAT THIS FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.

AS A LEGAL LUMINARY OF MY STANDARD, I PROMISE THAT I WILL MAKE SURE THAT THESE LEGAL DOCUMENTS WILL BE READY BY 24HRS AFTER YOU SEND THE US$3,500, TO MY SECRETARY.

NOW THAT THIS FUNDS WILL SOON HIT YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IN THE STATES, I WILL LIKE TO STILL INFORM YOU THAT I WILL BE COMING OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR THE FINAL SHARING OF THIS MONEY ACCORDINGLY.

PLEASE, DO NOT BETRAY ME BY RUNNING AWAY WITH THIS FUNDS AS SOON AS IT IS CONFIRMED IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. PLEASE I BEG YOU BECAUSE I HAVE ALREADY SOLD MY MAJOR PROPERTIES AND MY HOUSE RENT IS ALSO DUE.

AS YOUR LEGAL ATTORNEY, I AWAIT YOUR PAYMENT TODAY SO THAT I SECURE ALL THE REQUIRED DOCUMENTS IMMEDIATELY.

MR. JOE CZARFUNEE, PLEASE DO NOT LET ME DOWN BECAUSE I AM STRONGLY CONFIDING IN YOU AS MY PARTNER IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION.

REMEMBER THAT WE BOTH NEED THIS FUNDS BECAUSE WE ARE DESTINED BY NATURE.

IN RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER, KINDLY PURCHASE THE CHEAPEST CALL CARD AND CALL ME IMMEDIATELY. TEL: +112348035068907 just dial this number directly.

PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS: KINDLY MAKE YOUR PAYMENT IN WESTERN UNION AGENTS, SUPERMARKET AND GAS STATIONS AROUND YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD.

NOTE: YOU ARE REQUIRED TO KEEP THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION VERY CONFIDENTIAL FOR SECURITY REASONS.

BEST REGARDS,

BARRISTER. MARC HYCINTH (Esq).

Seen it already a dozen times. Lame! I completely ignore him.

Dear Sir,

MR. JOE CZARFUNEE, I HAVE BEEN REALLLY WORRIED BECAUSE I HAD NOT HEARD FROM YOU FOR SOME WHILE NOW.

RIGHT NOW, I AM TOTALLY NERVOUS BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT US TO LOOSE THIS FUNDS AS IT MEANS ALOT TO OURLIVES.

TRY YOUR POSSIBLE BEST TO SEND THIS MONEY TODAY SO THAT I CAN SECURE ALL THE NECCESSARY DOCUMENTS ON YOUR BEHALF.

PLEASE DO NOT BE SILENT ON ME NOW THAT THIS FUNDS WILL SOON HIT YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.

I HOPE T HEAR FROM YOU POSITIVELY.

IN RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER, KINDLY PURCHASE THE CHEAPEST CALL CARD AND CALL ME IMMEDIATELY. TEL: +112348035068907 just dial this number directly.

PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS: KINDLY MAKE YOUR PAYMENT IN WESTERN UNION AGENTS, SUPERMARKET AND GAS STATIONS AROUND YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD.

NOTE: YOU ARE REQUIRED TO KEEP THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION VERY CONFIDENTIAL FOR SECURITY REASONS.

BEST REGARDS,

BARRISTER. MARC HYCINTH (Esq).

I will have my assistant Toby send you $3500 western union payment immediately

Joe Czarfunee

Dear Sir,

MR. JOE CZARFUNEE, I RECEIVED YOUR EMAIL RESPONSE DATED 8TH OF JUNE 2005.

IN REGARDS TO SECURING THESE LEGAL DOCUMENTS, I WILL LIKE YOU TO KINDLY MAKE THIS PAYMENT IMMEDIATELY SO THAT I CAN SECURE THESE DOCUMENTS TODAY.

I HAVE ALREADY COMMITTED MYSELF INTO THE SUCCESS OF THIS LEGAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION AND I DO NOT WANT US TO LOOSE THIS FUNDS AS IT MEANS ALOT TO YOU AND I.

IN THE PAST SOME BENEFICIARIES HAVE LOST THEIR INHERITANCE FUNDS SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY COULD NOT TENDER LEG+AL DOCUMENTS TO BACK-UP THEIR INHERITANCE CLAIM.

MR. JOE CZARFUNEE, PLEASE DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME BECAUSE MY KNEES ARE ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF YOU (I don’t swing that way Mugu!) AND ALSO MY FAMILY IS ON MY BACK BECAUSE I AM TOTALLY DEPENDING ON THIS FUNDS AS IT WILL DEFINATELY CHANGE MY LIFE, YOURS AND THAT OF OUR FAMILIES FOR GOOD. (you get rich and I get poor…what a deal!)

FOLLOWING MY REQUEST FOR YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER, YOU NEVER GAVE IT TO ME AND I WONDER WHY.

REMEMBER THAT WE REQUIRE REGULAR TELEPHONE CONVERSATIONS FOR BETTER ORAL COMMUNICATION.

IN RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER, KINDLY PURCHASE THE CHEAPEST CALL CARD AND CALL ME IMMEDIATELY. TEL: +112348035068907 just dial this number directly.

PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS: KINDLY MAKE YOUR PAYMENT IN WESTERN UNION AGENTS, SUPERMARKET AND GAS STATIONS AROUND YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD.

TAKE NOTE: YOU ARE REQUIRED TO KEEP THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION VERY CONFIDENTIAL FOR SECURITY REASONS.

BEST REGARDS,

BARRISTER. MARC HYCINTH (Esq). v

I completely ignore him. He resends me the above twice…then more of the same…

MR. JOE CZARFUNEE, IT IS VERY MUCH PAINFUL TO ME THAT I HAVE NOT EVEN HEARD FROM YOU ALL THIS WHILE.

YOUR SILENCE ON ME HAVE REALLY MADE ME SO NERVOUS AND I AM ALREADY LOOSING WEIGHT, BECAUSE THE HOLDING BANK IS SERIOUSLY THREATENING TO CONFISTICATE THIS FUNDS IF WE DO NOT TENDER ALL REQUIRED DOCUMENTS TO THEM BEFORE THURSDAY THIS WEEK.

REMEMBER THAT THIS FUNDS ACTUALLY MEANS ALOT TO YOU AND I.

PLEASE MAKE THIS PAYMENT TODAY SO THAT WE CAN SECURE ALL DOCUMENTS AND HAVE THIS FUNDS WIRED DIRECTLY INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.

PLEASE DO NOT LET ME DOWN NOW THAT I HAVE ALREADY ENDEAVOURED ALOT INTO THIS LEGAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION.

IN RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER, KINDLY PURCHASE THE CHEAPEST CALL CARD AND CALL ME IMMEDIATELY. TEL: +112348035068907 just dial this number directly.

PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS: KINDLY MAKE YOUR PAYMENT IN WESTERN UNION AGENTS, SUPERMARKET AND GAS STATIONS AROUND YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD.

TAKE NOTE: YOU ARE REQUIRED TO KEEP THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION VERY CONFIDENTIAL FOR SECURITY REASONS.

BEST REGARDS,

BARRISTER. MARC HYCINTH (Esq).

i am sorry that u are losing weight. i will send you the payment from my food store

i wish i could send salmonella tainted food to you

Joe Czarfunee

Subject: KINDLY MAKE THE PAYMENT TODAY? FROM BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH......

To: "Joe Czarfunee" < >

ATTN: JOE CZARFUNEE.

DATE: 15TH OF JUNE, 2005.

Dear Sir,

MR. JOE CZARFUNEE, MY PRESENT CONDITION IS DETERRORIATING AND THIS IS REALLY NOT HELPING MATTERS EITHER. (I’m glad!)

RIGHT NOW, MY ENTIRE FAMILY IS ON MY NECK AS I CAN NO LONGER AFFORD TO CARTER FOR THEIR NEEDS AS I HAVE SOLD SOME OF MY PROPERTIES AND THE MONEY WHICH I HAVE AT HAND IS STILL NOT ENOUGH TO JUSTIFY THE PROCUREMENT OF THE REQUIRED LEGAL DOCUMENTS WHICH WILL LEGALLY AUTHENTICATE YOU (JOE CZARFUNEE) AS THE TRUE NEXT OF KIN TO MY LATE CLIENT.

MY KNESS ARE ON THE GROUND AND I PLEAD TO YOU THAT, YOU SHOULD KINDLY SEND THIS MONEY TODAY SO THAT I CAN EQUALLY ADD IT UP TO WHAT I HAVE AND THEN SECURE ALL THESE DOCUMENTS IN YOUR NAME AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO MY LATE CLIENT.

HENCE I AM PRESENTLY IN A VERY TIGHT CORNER, I WILL NOT WANT TO SPEND THIS MONEY WHICH I SUFFERED SO MUCH TO RAISE, SO I WILL LIKE YOU TO KINDLY SEND THIS MONEY TODAY SO THAT I SECURE THESE DOCUMENTS TODAY.

YOU HAVE MADE ME UNDERSTAND SEVERALLY THAT YOU WILL MAKE THIS PAYMENT TO ME EVER SINCE LAST WEEK BUT I STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY I AM YET TO HEAR FROM YOU ON THAT EFFECT.

I DO NOT WANT THE HOLDING BANK TO CONFISTICATE THIS FUNDS THROUGH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF THIS COUNTRY BECAUSE THIS WILL BE THE GREATEST DISASTER TO MY EXISTENCE.

I AWAIT YOUR PAYMENT OF US$3,500 TODAY AND PLEASE JOE CZARFUNEE, DO NOT LET ME DOWN.

IN RECEIPT OF THIS OFFICIAL LETTER, CALL ME SO THAT WE BOTH CAN TALK ON HOW THIS FUNDS WILL BE SHARED ACCORDINGLY.

TEL: +112348035068907 just dial this number directly.

PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS: KINDLY MAKE YOUR PAYMENT IN WESTERN UNION AGENTS, SUPERMARKET AND GAS STATIONS AROUND YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD.

TAKE NOTE: YOU ARE REQUIRED TO KEEP THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION VERY CONFIDENTIAL FOR SECURITY REASONS.

BEST REGARDS,

BARRISTER. MARC HYCINTH (Esq).

From: "Toby Williams"

Subject: western union payment

ok, Joe said that I should send ya the western union form when I sent ya da money ok. I sent ya the transfer todays so its all good. So I'm sendin it like Joe told me to ok. So here it is ok. He sent $3500 and anoder $500 for food and flea soap for ya.

Toby

I blur a western union slip. This should drive him crazy! I’m sure that he stared at it for hours, printed it, and gone cross eyed.

Subject: THE SCANNING WAS POOR...(FROM BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH)

To: "Joe Czarfunee" < >

ATTN: JOE CZARFUNEE.

FROM: BARRISTER. MARC HYCINTH (Esq).

TEL: (01-1)234-8035068907

DATE: 16TH OF JUNE, 2005.

PRIVATE/CONFIDENTIAL.

Dear Sir,

INITIALLY, I EARNESTLY EXPLAINED TO YOU ABOUT THE NECCESSITY OF TELEPHONE CONVERSATION AND AT THIS TIME I THINK IT IS VERY MUCH NEEDED.

THIS MORNING AT ABOUT 11:25 am (MY TIME), I RECEIVED A SCANNED COPY OF THE WESTERN UNION PAYMENT RECEIPT, FROM (TOBY WILLIAMS) WHOM STATED IN HIS EMAIL THAT HE MADE THE PAYMENT OF US$3,500 WITH AN ADDITION OF US$500, AMOUNTING THE TOTAL OF US$4,000.

I HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO CASH OUT THIS MONEY SIMPLY BECAUSE THE WESTERN UNION RECEIPT WAS BADLY SCANNED BY TOBY WILLIAMS, AS IT IS NOT VISIBLE AT ALL.

FROM THE LOOK OF THINGS I GUESS THAT YOUR SCAN MACHINE IS NOT QUITE GOOD.

MR. JOE CZARFUNEE, ALL I NEED TO CASH THIS MONEY IS THE FOLLOWING:

MTCN NUMBER (western union control number).

TEST QUESTION.?????

ANSWER.????????

THESE INFORMATIONS SHOULD BE IN THE WESTERN UNION PAYMENT RECEIPT WHICH YOU HAVE THERE, SO KINDLY SEND ME THESE INFORMATIONS FOR IMMEDIATE CLEARANCE AS TIME IS NO LONGER ON OUR SIDE.

I REALLY THANK YOU FOR YOUR PROMPT ASSISTANCE TOWARDS THE ASSURED SUCCESS OF THIS LEGAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION, KNOWING THE BIG ROLE WHICH I HAD PLAYED BY SELLING MY OWN PROPERTIES INOTHER TO RAISE SOME MONEY FOR THE NEEDED DOCUMENTS.

I WILL BE EXPECTING THESE INFORMATIONS TODAY BECAUSE THE HOLDING BANK IS ALREADY THREATHENING TO CONFISTICATE THIS FUNDS IF WE DO NOT TENDER THE LEGAL DOCUMENTS WHICH WILL SUBSTANTIATE YOU AS THE RIGHT NEXT OF KIN TO MY LATE CLIENT.

I AWAIT YOUR IMMEDIATE CALL TOO.

Joe Czarfunee is starting to get more intelligent…amazing!

Subject: Re: THE SCANNING WAS POOR...(FROM BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH)

To: "BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH" <marclawchambers22@yahoo.ca>

That idiot Toby was supposed to send you that days ago! Did you get it? What did he send you? I am so mad at him. The scanner is only 2 weeks old. That idiot Toby dropped it on the floor last week. I think he was drunk. He said that it was OK. I will have him resend it when he gets in.

Joe Czarfunee

Subject: FROM BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH)

To: "Joe Czarfunee" < >

ATTN: JOE CZARFUNEE.

Dear Sir,

THIS EMAIL IS TO INFORM YOU THAT I ALSO INFORMED TOBY WILLIAMS THAT THE SCANNED WESTERN UNION RECEIPT WAS BADLY SCANNED.

SCANNING OF THE WESTERN UNION RECEIPT IS NOT NECCESSARY AT ALL RATHER, I ONLY NEED THE BELOW LISTED INFORMATIONS FOR THE CLEARANCE OF THE MONEY AND THAT'S ALL.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SEND ME THE INFORMATION WHICH I ENLISTED IN MY LAST LETTER, SO THAT I CAN EQUALLY SECURE ALL THESE DOCUMENTS TODAY BECAUSE THE HOLDING IS STILL WAITING FOR US TO SUBMIT THESE DOCUMENTS TO THEM INOTHER FOR THEM TO RELEASE THIS FUNDS INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AS THE BENEFICIARY TO MY LATE CLIENT.

INTIALLY I REQUESTED FOR YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER, WHICH YOU NEVER GAVE TO ME AND I REALLY WONDER WHY?

FOR THE FACT THAT THE HOLDING BANK WILL RELEASE OUR FUNDS INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IMMEDIATELY AFTER I SUBMIT ALL LEGAL DOCUMENTS TO THEM, I WILL PERSONALLY HAVE TO REQUEST FOR YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER ONCE AGAIN.

HAVE YOU HEARD FROM THE HOLDING BANK RECENTLY? PLEASE DO NOT FAIL TO INFORM YOU AS SOON AS YOU HEAR FROM THEM BECAUSE I AM YOUR STANDING LEGAL ATTORNEY IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION.

REMEMBER THAT I WILL BE COMING OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR THE FINAL SHARING OF THIS FUNDS ACCORDINGLY AND SO YOU WILL ALSO HAVE TO ENLIGTHEN ME ON THE ACTUAL AIRPORT WHICH I WILL HAVE TO ARRIVE INTO.

BELOW ARE THE INFORMATIONS WHICH I NEED TO GET THIS MONEY:

MTCN NUMBER (western union control number)

TEST QUESTION ???????

ANSWER: ??????????

THESE INFORMATIONS ARE RIGHT IN THE WESTERN UNION RECEIPT, SO PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME IMMEDIATELY AS WE HAVE A VERY LIMITED TIME.

He sends this three times. I ignore him more.

Subject: WHY HAVEN'T YOU SENT THE PAYMENT INFORMATIONS????(FROM BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH)

To: "Joe Czarfunee" < >

ATTN: JOE CZARFUNEE.

DATE: 18TH OF JUNE, 2005.

Dear Sir,

IT IS QUITE UNUSUAL THAT YOU HAVE NOT EVEN RESPONDED TO MY LAST LETTER TO YOU.

I WRITE YOU THIS LETTER TODAY BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE NO LONGER INTERESTED IN THIS LEGAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION BECAUSE I SEE NO REASON WHY YOU ARE DELAYING ALL EFFORTS.

THIS MORNING AT ABOUT 30MINUTES AGO, I RECEIVED A TELEPHONE CALL FROM THE HOLDING BANK AND THEY HAVE INFORMED ME THAT THEY HAVE CONTACTED YOU SOME DAYS AGO AND THEY NEVER HEARD FROM YOU. THIS REALLY TOOK ME UNAWARES BECAUSE YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THIS.

AS YOUR STANDING LEGAL ATTORNEY IN THIS LEGAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION, I NEED TO KNOW ALL WHAT THE HOLDING BANK TELLS YOU AT ALL TIMES.

I STILL AWAIT THE WESTERN UNION INFORMATIONS ASAP BECAUSE TIME IS NO LONGER A FRIEND TO US

Subject: Re: FROM BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH)

To: "BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH" <marclawchambers22@yahoo.ca>

I had to fire Toby today. He was all drunk and kept scratching himself. It was sad and funny at the same time.

Unfortunately he has the Western Union Paper. I have looked for it but have not been able to find it. I will ask him for it. If he doesn't give it to me, I will beat him till he does. He has $4000 of my money tied up!

I'm going over to get it one way or another.

Joe Czarfunee

Now Toby sends him a message…this should tick him off!

From: "Toby Williams"

Subject Re: YOUR SCANNING WAS POOR (FROM BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH)

To: "BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH" <marclawchambers22@yahoo.ca>

See Attached.

To: "Joe Czarfunee"

ATTN: JOE CZARFUNEE.

DATE: 19TH OF JUNE, 2005.

PRIVATE/CONFIDENTIAL.

Dear Sir,

TODAY I RECEIVED THE GREATEST INSULT OF MY LIFE. (More insults surely await you!)

TOBY WILLIAMS SENT ME AN INSULTIVE EMAIL ATTACHED WITH A VERY CRAZY PICTURE WHICH HE CLAIMS TO BE THE WESTERN UNION RECEIPT.

AS AN ATTORNEY OF MY CALIBRE AND EXPERIENCE, I WILL MAKE SURE THAT I SUE TOBY WILLIAMS, FOR ASSAULT. (That’s Funny!)

THE HOLDING BANK CALLED ME LATE YESTERDAY AND TOLD ME THAT THEY CONTACTED YOU LATELY BUT THEY ARE YET TO HEAR FROM YOU. FROM THE VERY UNSET OF THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION, I TOLD YOU TO ALWAYS LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU ARE BEING CONTACTED BY THE HOLDING BANK, BUT YOU DO NOT ENLIGHTEN ME AT ALL THEREBY CARRYING ME BLIND.

I HAVE REPOSED TRUST IN YOU AS MY PARTNER IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION BUT I CAN NOW SEE THAT MY TRUST IN YOU IS BEING TAKEN FOR GRANTED.

IF YOU ACTUALLY MADE THE PAYMENT OF US$4,000, THEN KINDLY COLLECT THE WESTERN UNION RECEIPT FROM TOBY AND SEND ME THE PAYMENT INFORMATIONS FOR IMMEDIATE CLEARANCE BECAUSE WE HAVE TO SECURE THE LEGAL DOCUMENTS IMMEDIATELY.

Subject: THIS IS WHAT TOBY SENT TO ME TODAY!!!

To: "Joe Czarfunee"

KINDLY SEE WHAT TOBY SENT TO ME.

Subject: Re: THIS IS WHAT TOBY SENT TO ME TODAY!!!

To: "BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH" <marclawchambers22@yahoo.ca>

I am shocked by what you sent me. That is definitely Toby in that picture. Did you see that wife of his. I think she is really a man! Check out those legs!

I think he is going to cancel the western union payment and use that money for himself. I think he is screwing me and stealing my $4000! He refuses to give me the copy of the payment!

What should I do? I wanted to get the money to you and didn't want to embarrass the bankers.

Joe Czarfunee

I write him again a few beers….I mean hours later.

To: "BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH" <marclawchambers22@yahoo.ca>

I can't believe after all these hours from my last email you have not contacted me. So why are you comparing me with Toby? Answer! I had him send you things because he is better with such things. He may have taken MY money and you complain to me? I want my money back for this deal. You better write me when you get this.

Joe

Time for bed….just to get him more on the defensive…

To: "BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH" <marclawchambers22@yahoo.ca>

I am pissed off with you now. Did you cash the 4000 or not? And now your whining like a baby about some bank emails. Who cares! There are millions at stake and you are whining like a women. What are you Gay? You sound like it! I think you are Gay! Reply!

Joe

VEHEMENTLY, I WRITE YOU THIS LETTER WITH FULL DISAPPOINTMENT BECAUSE YOU DO NOT SEEM TO BE SERIOUS AT ALL. HOW CAN YOUR ASSISTANT WITHOLD THE WESTERN UNION RECEIPT OF THE MONEY WHICH YOU CLAIMED TO HAVE PAID?

WHY WOULD YOU EVER ASK ME IF I CASHED THE MONEY WHEN YOU NEVER MADE ANY PAYMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

AS A SENIOR ATTORNEY OF MY STATUS, I KNOW ALL THESE TRICKS AND YOU DEFINATELY KNOW THAT YOU NEVER MADE ANY PAYMENT, SO STOP TELLING ME LIES BECAUSE THAT WOULDN'T HELP EITHER.

IN YOUR EMAIL MESSAGE YOU EVEN WENT AS FAR AS INSULTING ME BY CALLING ME GAY. MY DEAR, I AM AN OLD MAN AND I WOULD NOT WANT YOU TO INSULT ME AT ALL BECAUSE I WOULD NOT TAKE THAT FROM YOU. (Oh Yes you will!)

THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THAT YOU NEVER MADE ANY PAYMENT SO STOP LYING......

PLS: IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU ACTUALLY MADE THIS PAYMENT THEN PROOF IT.

Subject: Re: URGENT, FROM BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH....

To: "BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH" <marclawchambers22@yahoo.ca>

I really don’t need to hear you complaining and whining like a baby. I called you gay because you act like a women. Yes I did get the money together. Not only did I get the $3500, but I got an additional $500 to help YOU with your expenses. I see not that I should not have made the $500 offer because you certainly do not deserve it with your attitude.

I think Toby stole my $4000. I am willing to retry sending the money (without him involved). Of course it will be only $3500.

I will have to get the money together. But if you accuse me of lying on more time or anything like that, I will terminate this deal immediately.

Joe

Lets see if we can get Toby in on the Action.

Subject: Re: YOUR SCANNING WAS POOR (FROM BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH)

To: "BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH" <marclawchambers22@yahoo.ca>

I was thinking that maybe you and I could be partners. I really want to screw Joe over for firing me. He used to be my friend. What if you and I split this money you have and give nothing to Joe? How much money is involved? Joe never told me. How much is my cut?

Toby

From: "BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH" <marclawchambers22@yahoo.ca> Add to Address Book

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Subject: GIVE ME THE WESTERN UNION INFORMATIONS....(FROM BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH)

To: "Toby Williams"

Dear Toby Williams,

I AM REALLY SORRY THAT WE BOTH CAN NOT BE PARTNERS AT ALL BECAUSE I HAVE NO BUSINESS WITH YOU AT ALL.

ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS THE WESTERN UNION INFORMATIONS, SO THAT I CAN CASH THIS MONEY FOR SOME URGENT BUSINESS PROCEEDS.

PLEASE DO NOT BE DISHONEST.

TOBY WILLIAMS, ALL I NEED TO CASH THIS MONEY IS THE FOLLOWING:

MTCN NUMBER (western union control number).

TEST QUESTION.?????

ANSWER.????????

THESE INFORMATIONS ARE IN THE WESTERN UNION PAYMENT RECEIPT WHICH YOU HAVE THERE, SO KINDLY SEND ME THESE INFORMATIONS FOR IMMEDIATE CLEARANCE AS TIME IS NO LONGER ON OUR SIDE.

I AWAIT THESE INFORMATIONS TODAY.........

From: "Toby Williams"

Subject: Re: GIVE ME THE WESTERN UNION INFORMATIONS....(FROM BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH)

To: "BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH" <marclawchambers22@yahoo.ca>

Let me get this right. You do not want to be partners with me, but you want me to send the money to you. Why should I do that? I think I will just cash out the payment and buy a motorbike for myself.

So if I give you the western union information, I get nothing and you get the money. And if I don't give you the information, I get a motorbike. What would you do?

I think I will spend the money before my wife finds out about it and spends it. Yes, I will buy a motorbike before she gets home.

Have a good day. Tell Joe Thanks! Do you want me to send you a picture of what I get?

Toby

Subject: URGENT, FROM BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH....

To: "Joe Czarfunee" < >

ATTN: JOE CZARFUNEE.

FROM: BARRISTER. MARC HYCINTH (Esq).

TEL: (01-1)234-8035068907

DATE: 21ST OF JUNE, 2005.

PRIVATE/CONFIDENTIAL.

Dear Sir,

I ACTUALLY DESERVE A GOOD TREAT IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION BECAUSE I HAVE PUT IN ALOT. LIFE HAVE NOT BEEN EASY FOR ME AND MY FAMILY PRESENTLY BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN BANKRUPT DUE TO MY COMMITMENT INTO THIS GREAT BUSINESS. I STRONGLY BELIEVE THAT WE BOTH ARE DESTINED TO CELEBRATE SUCCESS FOR THE REST OF OURLIVES.

WHEN THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN, YOU TEND TO FIND OUT THE KIND OF PEOPLE AROUND YOU. IF A THING LIKE THIS DID NOT OCCUR, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE NOTICED TOBY'S INSINCERERITY AND DISHONESTY.

MY WIFE IS A PSYCOLOGIST, AND I HAD HER READ YOUR LAST EMAIL AND SHE CONFIRMED TO ME THAT YOU SOUND LIKE A VERY STRAIGHT PERSON (Yes I am Straight, Thank you for noticing), WHICH MEANS THAT YOU ARE TRUTHFUL. (Thanks!)

THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION INVOLVES A VERY HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY WHICH WILL DEFINATELY CHANGE OURLIVES FOREVER, AND SO WE DO NOT HAVE TO RUIN THIS BLESSING.

I WILL FORWARD TO YOU THE LAST EMAIL WHICH TOBY SENT TO ME (Tattle Tale!), SO THAT YOU WILL KNOW THE KIND OF PERSON HE IS. TOBY IS A SNAKE, SO BEWARE OF HIM BECAUSE SUCH A PERSON LIKE HIM IS DEADLY AND YOU DO NOT NEED SUCH PERSON AROUND YOU.

AS YOUR ATTORNEY HANDLING THIS LEGAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION, I WILL LIKE YOU TO KINDLY COLLECT BACK THAT MONEY FROM TOBY, IF THIS WILL BE POSSIBLE, BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT YOU TO LOOSE ANYTHING AS MONEY IS NOT REALLY EASY TO COME BY.

SINCE YOU ARE WILLING TO RESEND THE SUM OF US$3,500 FOR THE PROCURING OF THE LEGAL DOCUMENTS WHICH WILL AUTHENTICATE YOU AS THE TRUE NEXT OF KIN TO MY LATE CLIENT, I WILL ADVISE THAT YOU STILL MAKE THE PAYMENT THROUGH WESTERN UNION.

RECEIVER'S NAME: EMEONYE OBINNA (My Office Secretary).

LOCATION: LAGOS-NIGERIA.

SEND THIS PAYMENT TODAY.

SPLIT THE PAYMENT IN TWO PLACES (eg: US$1,800 and $1,700) RESPECTIVELY. KINDLY FOLLOW THIS LEGAL INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE WE HAVE A VERY STRONG MONETRY POLICY HERE IN THIS COUNTRY. MAKE THIS PAYMENT TODAY, SO THAT I CAN SECURE THE DOCUMENTS IMMEDIATELY.

ALSO I WILL NEED YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE NUMBER. (NO! You don’t even deserve a fake number.)

KINDLY READ THE EMAIL WHICH TOBY SENT TO ME.

Toby writes him again….Its fun insulting a Mugu!

Subject: Re: GIVE ME THE WESTERN UNION INFORMATIONS....(FROM BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH)

To: "BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH" <marclawchambers22@yahoo.ca>

I'm just sending you a note thanking you. I got a new bike. Its fun! I am still learning to ride it and I haven't fallen or scratched it. Yeah, I know you are glad to hear that. I think the colors are cool. I'm sending you a picture of it. My wife took the picture too soon because I was giving you the finger, but that is OK. You get the idea. You are used to my middle finger anyway. I figure you'll recognize me without my middle finger directed at you.

I got a bike out of the deal. I am very happy! If you are ever around here and want a ride on the bike let me know and I’ll piss on the seat before you get on it.

Take care,

Toby

A quick internet search turns up this guy. He kinda looks like “Toby”!

Subject: I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOU, BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH....

To: "Joe Czarfunee" < >

ATTN: JOE CZARFUNEE.

DATE: 22ND OF JUNE, 2005.

Dear Sir,

AFTER MY LETTER TO YOU YESTERDAY, I NEVER HEARD FROM YOU AND SO I AM REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THE WHOLE SITUATION. I HOPE THAT YOU ARE IN GOOD HEALTH AS THAT MATTERS ALOT TO ME SINCE YOU ARE MY PARTNER IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION.

TODAY I RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM TOBY AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE JUST PURCHASED A BIKE WITH THE MONEY WHICH YOU HAD EARLIER SENT THROUGH WESTERN UNION. HE ALSO SENT ME THE PICTURE OF THE NEW BIKE AND THIS REALLY MADE ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT TOBY IS MENTALLY ILL.

KINDLY SEGREGATE YOURSELF FROM TOBY BECAUSE HE IS NOT A GOOD PERSON AT ALL.

IN THE CONCLUSION OF THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION, I WILL BE COMING OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR THE SHARING OF THIS FUNDS ACCORDINGLY. WHEN I ARRIVE TO YOUR COUNTRY, I WILL LIKE TO MEET TOBY BECAUSE I WILL MAKE SURE THAT HE FACES THE LAW AS A THIEF.

ALSO YOU WILL HAVE TO ASSURE ME THAT YOU WILL NOT BETRAY ME BY RUNNING AWAY WITH THIS FUNDS AS SOON AS IT IS BEING TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

FOLLOWING MY LAST LETTER TO YOU, I WILL ADVISE THAT YOU DO YOUR BEST IN MAKING THIS PAYMENT TODAY SO THAT I CAN SECURE THESE DOCUMENTS IMMEDIATELY.

MR. JOE CZARFUNEE, I AM REALLY COUNTING ON YOU SO DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME NOW.

PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS: KINDLY MAKE YOUR PAYMENT IN WESTERN UNION AGENTS, SUPERMARKET AND GAS STATIONS AROUND YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD.

Subject: Re: URGENT, FROM BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH....

To: "BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH" <marclawchambers22@yahoo.ca>

I am shocked and surprised that Toby bought a bike with my money! I would hate to see his fat ass on a bike. Toby does seem to be mentally ill now that I think about it. I could tell you some stories. Like the time he was playing with the battery charger without pants on. It was funny, I hope you try that.

I like your idea of splitting the payment. I have a lot of confidence in you and I feel much better than I did a few days ago when my money was stolen. I will send you the $500 that I promised as well to help you.

So I will make 2 payments, the first being $2050 (1800+250) and the 2nd $1950 (1700+250). After you get the first payment, let me know and I will make the second payment.

I have to go to a wedding tomm. My fat ass sister in law is finally getting married. I feel sorry for that guy. I’m going to be drunk tomm night after the wedding, but I will send the first payment to you the next morning.

This is where I will send it. Please verify that the spelling is correct.

RECEIVER: EMEONYE OBINNA

PLACE: LAGOS NIGERIA

I am so mad at Toby. I am glad that you want to turn Toby into the Law as a thief. I feel like smashing his face into that bike of his. He has caused a lot of trouble. How long have you been married? I have been married way too long, at least at this wedding I get to look at some women and have some drinks. When do you plan to come over here? We will have to go out drinking at some strip clubs and go over and smash Tobys bike.

Have a good day,

Joe Czarfunee

I was thinking about getting drunk at the wedding and going over and smash that bike. I was thinking about maybe getting arrested and using the $3500 to get out of jail. But I came up with a new plan!

Subject: I AWAIT THE PAYMENT INFORMATIONS, FROM BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH....

To: "Joe Czarfunee" < >

ATTN: JOE CZARFUNEE.

FROM: BARRISTER. MARC HYCINTH (Esq).

TEL: (01-1)234-8035068907

DATE: 23RD OF JUNE, 2005.

PRIVATE/CONFIDENTIAL.

Dear Sir,

IN RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL CORRESPONDENCE, I WILL LIKE TO WISH YOUR INLAW A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE. I HAVE BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR 24YEARS NOW AND I AM STILL LIVING WITH MY ENTIRE FAMILY IN LOVE, TRUTH AND UNDERSTANDING.

SINCE YOU ARE MY SINCERE PARTNER IN THIS LEGAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION, I WILL ADVISE THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BE DRUNK BECAUSE IT WOULD NOT BE NECCESSARY NOW, SO PRESERVE THE CELEBRATIONS UNTIL I ARRIVE SAFELY TO YOUR COUNTRY.

I WILL LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT I HAVE OFFICIALLY APPLIED FOR MY VISA, TO YOUR COUNTRY BECAUSE I WILL BE COMING OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY AFTER THIS FUNDS HAVE BEEN DULLY CONFIRMED INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. I WILL LIKE YOU TO ENLIGTHEN ME ON THE RIGHT AIRPORT WHICH I WILL ARRIVE INTO BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO WELCOME ME AT THE AIRPORT. PLEASE I BEG YOU!

AS AN ATTORNEY OF MY AGE AND PERSONALITY, I DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL AT ALL BUT WE BOTH WILL STILL CELEBRATE ON MY ARRIVAL TO YOUR COUNTRY.

FROM ALL CORNERS IT IS QUITE CLEAR THAT YOU AND I, ARE DESTINED TO BE RICH FOR THE REST OF OURLIVES.

I ALSO APPRECIATE THAT YOU WILL MAKE AN ADDITIONAL PAYMENT OF US$500, FOR MY EXPENSES AND UPKEEP. REALLY I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU BECAUSE YOU SEEM TO BE A VERY NICE PERSON AND DEFINATELY YOU SHALL BE REWARDED GREATLY WITH THE BEST IN LIFE.

THE PAYMENT INFORMATIONS WHICH YOU WANT ME TO VERIFY IS ACTUALLY CORRECT, SO JUST GO AHEAD AND MAKE THE PAYMENT TOMMORROW MORNING BEING THE 24TH OF JUNE, 2005.

MAKE THE FIRST PAYMENT AS FOLLOWS:

PAY US$1,000 IN TWO PLACES (in the total of US$2,000), SO THAT AFTER I CASH IT THEN YOU SEND THE SECOND PART THE NEXT DAY.

PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS: KINDLY MAKE YOUR PAYMENT IN WESTERN UNION AGENTS, SUPERMARKET AND GAS STATIONS AROUND YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD.

WHILE MAKING THIS PAYMENT DO NOT DISCLOSE TO ANYONE WHY YOU ARE MAKING THIS PAYMENT BECAUSE WE HAVE ALOT OF JEOLOUS PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD WHOM DO NOT LIKE PROGRESS. I PERSONALLY HAVE NOT DISCLOSED THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION TO ANYONE BECAUSE I KNOW THE AMOUNT OF MONEY THAT IS INVOLVED.

AS THE RIGHTFUL NEXT OF KIN TO MY LATE CLIENT, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT AND AUTHORITY TO WRITE THE HOLDING BANK AND TELL THEM THAT YOUR ATTORNEY WILL BE SUBMITTING ALL THE REQUIRED DOCUMENTS TO THEM SOONEST. I ACTUALLY INSTRUCT YOU TO WRITE TO THE HOLDING BANK IMMEDIATELY SO THAT THEY WILL BE REST ASSURED THAT WE BOTH ARE WILLING TO CLAIM OUR FUNDS FROM THEM.

I AWAIT YOUR SWIFT RESPONSE TO THIS LETTER.

Subject: IMAGINE WHAT TOBY SENT TO ME....(FROM BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH)

To:

THIS EMAIL WAS SENT TO ME BY TOBY WILLIAMS.

BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH Esq.

Toby writes him again….just to keep on the scene.

Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2005 16:35:05 -0700 (PDT)

From: "Toby Williams"

To: "BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH" <marclawchambers22@yahoo.ca>

hey, why didn't you write me back? Listen I was thinking, you have been good for me. Why dont u and I work together to get money out of Joe. We will split between us. We can do good. Also, I need more money for my bike insurance, so you need to send me some money ok. I need $250 right now. So you send it to me otherwise I gonna tell Joe that you are stealin his money. That you are really a women and want his money. I'm telling him you are a scam if you don't give me dat money. You send it to me right away or I'm making trouble for you.

You send the money via western union to:

Toby Williams

99 Cent Onion Rings

McDonalds USA

I expect your immediate reply and payment. You don't pay I make trouble.

Toby

Subject: DO NOT FORGET TO SEND ME THE PAYMENT INFORMATIONS TODAY, FROM BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH....

To: "Joe Czarfunee" < >

ATTN: JOE CZARFUNEE.

FROM: BARRISTER. MARC HYCINTH (Esq).

TEL: (01-1)234-8035068907

DATE: 24TH OF JUNE, 2005.

PRIVATE/CONFIDENTIAL.

Dear Sir,

I HOPE THAT YOUR INLAW'S WEDDING WENT SUCCESSFULLY?

I FORWARDED TO YOU, THE EMAIL WHICH I RECEIVED FROM TOBY TODAY BEING THE 24TH OF JUNE, 2005.

I ACTUALLY SENT YOU THAT EMAIL SO THAT YOU CAN SEE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHOM TOBY IS. I AM REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN SUCH A PERSON BECAUSE HE IS TOTALLY ILL.

HE ACTUALLY WANTS ME TO SEND HIM SOME MONEY FOR THE INSURANCE OF HIS NEW BIKE. THIS REALLY SOUNDS FUNNY, BUT I PROMISE TO DEAL WITH TOBY AS SOON AS I ARRIVE IN YOUR COUNTRY. I AM ALSO HAPPY THAT HE EVEN GAVE ME HIS ADDRESS (You are dumber than I thought!), BECAUSE I WILL PERSONALLY BRING HIM TO BOOK.

HONESTLY, I FEEL SO COMFORTABLE TO BE CONCLUDING THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION WITH YOU AS MY PARTNER.

IN MY LAST LETTER TO YOU, I ADVISED YOU TO CONTACT THE HOLDING BANK, SO HAVE YOU CONTACTED THEM? PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

HAVE YOU MADE THE PAYMENT? PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW!

I AWAIT YOUR PAYMENT INFOTMATIONS TODAY.

My New Plan Goes into Effect. I rehash another Mugu’s email with a ridiculous amount of money and make a week deadline to get all this completed. I want to move this guy along. I use my old alias “Barrister Mubamba”

Subject: Re: IMAGINE WHAT TOBY SENT TO ME....(FROM BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH)

To: "BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH" <marclawchambers22@yahoo.ca>

I was going to send you the first payment today. I went to check my email because I wanted to make sure that I had your personal secretary’s name correctly spelled. I got the following mail. I can get $251 million! I was thinking that I can get this money, we can split it between us, and we will have more money that just that amount you have. I am very excited about this. And look, in less than a week we can have this money. Isn’t this great. And it will cost less than those fees at that bank of yours! It will cost less to get more money.

I’ll forward this message to you. The wedding was great, the police showed up. Some people and the bride were arrested. It was great! I’ll tell you more about it later.

I was excited about the Barristers letter and wanted you to see it right away.

Joe Czarfunee

<Forwarded Message

Greetings in the name of our God, I am Barrister Mubamba from Nigeria. I have acumulated the sum of US$251 million dollars in a BANK here in Lagos State. I work as oil atorney.

Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the period of one week due to cancer problem. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a charity organization or individual that will utilize this fund the way I am going to instruct herein.

I want an organization or individual that will use this fund for orphanages, school and church, windows, and lap dancing. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the BANK here in Lagos State. I will also issue you an authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of this fund and transfer money to you.

Contact me as soon as you receive this mail for any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing alternative for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here. All money spent to acqire da funds wil be reembersed to you at conclusion. You will be rejoyous in using this 251 USD million to help orphans and call girls. A bank transfer fee of $750 will gaurentee these funds will be yours.

Western Union wire transfer will be move along this. I will die soon and you must acts quickly and soonly. 100% risk free.

Hoping to receive your reply.

Barrister Mubamba

I was expecting him to tell me cordially that its an internet scammer and ignore it.

Now Even I Can’t Believe the BS Response!

Subject: PLEASE READ CAREFULLY....(FROM BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH)

ATTN: JOE CZARFUNEE.

FROM: BARRISTER. MARC HYCINTH (Esq).

DATE: 25TH OF JUNE, 2005.

Dear Sir,

AS A SENIOR ADVOCATE OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, I AM FULLY IN POSITION TO ENLIGTHEN YOU ON SO MANY THINGS BECAUSE I WILL NOT WANT YOU TO FALL VICTIM TO ANYONE WHEN THIS FUNDS GET TO YOU. AS LONG AS THIS LEGAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION IS CONCERNED, I WILL WANT YOU TO SAFE GAURD OUR FUNDS IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT UNTIL MY ARRIVAL INTO YOUR COUNTRY. (Boring, heard it lots of times.)

FROM THE CONTENT OF YOUR EMAIL TO ME, I AM VERY MUCH DELIGHTED THAT YOU FORWARDED TO ME THE EMAIL WHICH YOU HAD RECEIVED FROM BARRISTER MUBAMBA.

BARRISTER MUBAMBA, USED TO WORK UNDER MY LAW FIRM "MARC AND ASSOCIATES LAW CHAMBERS" AS A JUNIOR ASSOCIATE ATTORNEY AND NOT EVEN A SENIOR ATTORNEY. (WHAT!)

AFTER THE DEATH OF MY LATE CLIENT, BARRISTER MUBAMBA TRIED TO LOOT MY LATE CLIENT'S FUNDS FROM THE HOLDING BANK (ECOBANK WEST-AFRICA PLC) INTO AN ACCOUNT WHICH BELONGED TO A STRANGE FOREIGNER. I GOT TO FIND OUT ABOUT THIS WHEN THE HOLDING BANK INFORMED ME THAT THEY HAVE RECEIVED NOTIFICATION FROM BARRISTER MUBAMBA, STATING THAT THEY SHOULD RELEASE MY LATE CLIENT'S FUNDS INTO A STRANGE FOREIGN ACCOUNT. THE HOLDING BANK CONTACTED ME ON THIS MATTER THEN, INOTHER TO VERIFY IF I WAS ACTUALLY AWARE OF THIS AND I WAS SO SURPRISED BECAUSE THIS WAS THE GREATEST SHOCK OF MY LIFE. (This BS is quite a shock!)

I HAD TO WRITE TO THE HOLDING BANK TO SEAL-UP THE BANK ACCOUNT OF MY LATE CLIENT THROUGH THE HELP OF THE DIRECTOR (DR ALEN DOROTHE) FOR SECURITY REASONS. RIGHT NOW THE HOLDING BANK CAN NEVER RELEASE THIS FUNDS TO ANYONE WITHOUT MY SIGNATURE AS THE LEGAL ATTORNEY OF THE LATE GENERAL SANI ABACHA.

AFTER MY PERSONAL FINDINGS, I HAD TO DISMISS BARRISTER MUBAMBA FROM MY LAW FIRM BECAUSE OF HIS CRIMINAL ACTS WHICH IS TOTALLY AGAINST THE LEGAL DOCTRINES. I ALSO REPORTED THIS CASE TO THE SUPREME COURT OF NIGERIA, AND HE WAS DENOUNCED AS AN ATTORNEY. BE EARLY INFORMED THAT THE SO CALLED BARRISTER MUBAMBA IS NO LONGER AN ATTORNEY, SO KINDLY SEIZE ANY FURTHER CONTACTS WITH HIM BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL.

ALSO THIS MAN IS A WANTED CRIMINAL SUSPECT BY THE NIGERIA POLICE FORCE FOR IMPERSONATING MY AUTHORITY AND FOR TRYING TO LOOT MY LATE CLIENT'S MONEY BECAUSE HE RAN OUT OF LAGOS AFTER THIS HE WAS DISMISSED. AFTER HIS DISMISAL I LATER FOUND OUT THAT HE RAN AWAY WITH MY LAW FIRM'S PAYMENT CHEQUE WHICH WAS ISSUED TO US BY ONE OF OUR CLIENT FOR A COURT APPEARANCE. THIS MAN CAUSED ME SO MUCH PAIN THAT I COULDN'T BEAR.

NOW YOU CAN SEE THAT THIS MAN IS A REAL CRIMINAL. MY DEAR, I HATE INSINCERITY AND THIS IS WHY I AM REALLY AGGREVATED WITH TOBY'S ATTITUDE.

PLEASE, I WILL LIKE YOU TO FORWARD ALL HIS CONTACTS WHICH YOU HAVE SO THAT I CAN AS WELL GIVE THEM TO THE NIGERIA POLICE FOR FURTHER INVESTIGATIONS ON AN IMMEDIATE ARREST.

EVER SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING OF THIS LEGAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION, I HAVE BEEN SO COMFORTABLE WITH YOU (MR. JOE CZARFUNEE), BECAUSE I STRONGLY BELIEVE THAT WE BOTH ARE DESTINED TO BE RICH. I REALLY BELIEVE IN YOU SO MUCH AND THIS IS WHY I HAD TO TELL YOU ALL THIS SO THAT YOU WILL NOT MAKE ANY MISTAKES AT ALL.

WHY SHOULD AN ATTORNEY TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE REQUIRED TO PAY FOR THE TRANSFER CHARGES OF US$750 TO HAVE SOME FUNDS TRANSFERRED? MY DEAR, NO BANK WOULD EVER DEMAND FOR A TRANSFER FEE FROM YOU THROUGH WESTERN UNION, WHEN THEY POSSESS FUNDS IN THE SO CALLED ACCOUNT. I CAN AS WELL PROOF THIS TO YOU IN ACCORDANCE TO THE FEDERAL LAWS OF BANKING 1946, AS ALSO PRACTISED WORLDWIDE.

YOU CAN EQUALLY ASK THE DIRECTOR OF ECOBANK WEST-AFRICA PLC, IF ANY BANK HAS THE RIGHT TO DEMAND A COST OF TRANSFER FROM ANY BENEFICIARY WHEN THEY POSSESS FUNDS IN AN INHERITANCE ACCOUNT.

AS A SENIOR ATTORNEY, I WORK WITH BASIC FACTS AND HONESTY BECAUSE I AM A CHRISTIAN AND ALSO A DEACON IN MY CHURCH.

PLEASE DO NOT ALLOW THIS CRIMINAL TO RUIN OUR ALMOST CONCLUDED BUSINESS TRANSACTION. KINDLY MAKE THIS PAYMENT TODAY, SO THAT I CAN LEGALLY SECURE ALL REQUIRED DOCUMENTS IN YOUR NAME AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO MY LATE CLIENT.

IN THIS LETTER, I ENCLOSED AN ATTACHED COPY OF MY CERTIFICATE OF CALL TO BAR FOR YOU TO SEE.

I AWAIT YOUR PAYMENT INFORMATIONS TODAY.

Just shows you how much these people lie for money. This guy left himself wide open in claiming to know Mubamba (ME!). I wait a day and fire off my own BS letter to him. Lets see how he squirms out of this.

Subject: A message arrived

To: "BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH" <marclawchambers22@yahoo.ca>

I got this email from Barrister Mubamba. I contacted him to tell him that my Church was praying for his health. I also hinted at your concerns about him. You asked that I forward additional emails to you. I am doing that. I am getting a little confused here and I need you to help me figure everything out. Can you answer Barrister Mubambas questions?

Joe Czarfunee

>Forwarded Message

DEAR MR. JOE CZARFUNEE,

THANK YOU FOR CONTACTING ME SO QUICKLY. THANK YOU FOR THE PRAYERS FROM YOU AND YOUR CHURCH. PRAISE HIM! AMEN! TODAY I FELT BETTER AND I AM SURE IT IS FROM YOUR PRAYERS. I AM A GOOD CHRISTIAN MAN AND I HAVE NO FEARS OF MY CANCER. PRAISE HIM! AMEN!

I AM SURPRISED THAT YOU TOLD ME THAT A SO CALLED LAWYER THAT YOU KNOW DOUBTS MY INTEGRITY. IT IS NOT I, BUT THIS MAN IS THE CRIMINAL. HE IS THE ONE WHO IS UNDER INVESTIGATION BY HIGH RANKING NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS. HIS CREDENTIALS OF BEING A LAWYER HAVE BEEN REVOKED! HE IS NO LONGER A LAWYER AND IS UNDER INVESTIGATION OF PRACTICING LAW WITHOUT A LICENSE. HIS DOCUMENTS AND CREDENTIALS WERE REVOKED ON SEPTEMBER 23, 2002. THESE CREDENTIALS CANNOT BE REINSTATED UNDER THE NIGERIAN FEDERAL LAW OF 1967 SECTION 48 AND THE REGULATORY ACT OF 1978 ARTICLE 19. THUS HE CAN NEVER BECOME A LAWYER AGAIN IN NIGERIA. WHAT HE IS DOING IS ILLEGAL. ALL HIS DOCUMENTS ARE VOID.

YOU SAID THIS MAN CLAIMS TO KNOW ME AND CLAIMS THAT I HAVE WORKED IN HIS LAWFIRM. THEN OBVIOUSLY THIS MAN MUST KNOW ME. ASK HIM TO DESCRIBE MY HEIGHT, AGE, AND LAW CERTIFICATE NUMBER. ASK HIM WHAT LAW SCHOOL I WENT TO. SURELY HE MUST KNOW IF HE IS TELLING THE TRUTH. I AM SURE THAT HE CANNOT DO THIS, AND THUS YOU WILL QUICKLY SEE HE IS A FRAUD AND A LIAR.

I HAVE MUCH MONEY TO GIVE AND LITTLE TIME LEFT ON THIS EARTH. I WANT TO GIVE YOU THIS $251 MILLION US AMERICAN DOLLARS TO HELP PEOPLE THAT HAVE NEEDS. READ MY FIRST EMAIL, I WANT CHILDREN AND WIDOWS TO PROSPER. THIS MAN WANTS TO USE THE MONEY HE HAS ON HIMSELF. I AM WILLING TO GIVE YOU ALL OF IT, 100% OF THE FUNDS TO BE USED BY YOU. THIS WILL SHOW MY INTEGRITY AND GOODWILL.

THIS MAN WANTS TO KEEP MONEY FOR HIMSELF, HE IS NOT A GOOD MAN.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE WOULD DEAL WITH THIS MAN. ASK HIM THESE QUESTIONS AND TELL HIM TO DESCRIBE ME. WE WILL BOTH WATCH HIM FAIL. AS THE BIBLE SAYS, GOOD WILL OVERCOME EVIL. ASK HIM THESE QUESTIONS AND HE WILL SCURRY AWAY LIKE THE DIRTY DOG HE IS. THE RIGHTEOUS WILL PREVAIL.

I DO NOT HAVE MUCH TIME TO LIVE AND I HAVE CHOSEN YOU TO RECEIVE THESE FUNDS. I PRAYED FOR WHAT TO DO WITH MY MONEY AND I WAS INSPIRED TO CONTACT YOU. PLEASE DO NOT FAIL A DYING MAN.

I WILL PRAY THAT THIS MAN TURNS FROM HIS WICKED WAYS.

BARRISTER MUBAMBA

Sounds like something a Mugu would write doesn’t it! Let’s turn up the heat to get him to come up with something. The next day I write…

Subject: Surprised

I am very surprised and disappointed that I have not heard from you today.

Joe Czarfunee

Subject: FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS SO THAT YOU WILL NOT BE DECEIVED. (BARRISTER MARC HYCINTH)

To: "Joe Czarfunee" < >

ATTN: JOE CZARFUNEE.

FROM: BARRISTER. MARC HYCINTH (Esq).

Dear Sir,

HOW CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THIS FAKE BARRISTER MUBAMBA, IS ILL. HOW CAN AN ILL PERSON WITH CANCER WRITE YOU EMAILS REGULARLY. IN THE WORLD TODAY WE ALL KNOW THE INTENSITY OF CANCER AS A DEADLY DISEASE. PLEASE DO NOT BE DECEIVED BY THIS FOOLISH CRIMINAL.

I HAD NOT RESPONDED EARLY ENOUGH BECAUSE I HAD TO REPORT THIS CASE TO THE NIGERIA POLICE FORCE, THIS MORNING AND THEY HAVE STARTED INTENSIVE INVESTIGATIONS. PROBABLY THEY WILL TELL YOU MORE OF BARRISTER MUBAMBA'S CRIMES SO FAR.

AS YOUR LEGAL ATTORNEY IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION, I AM IN POSITION TO ENLIGTHEN YOU ON SO MANY THINGS SO THAT YOU WILL NOT FALL A VICTIM TO THIS CRIMINAL BECAUSE I WAS ONCE VICTIMISED BY HIM JUST LIKE I EXPLAINED TO YOU IN MY LAST LETTER.

DESPITE THE FACT THAT I AM AN ATTORNEY, I AM ALSO A DEACON IN MY CHURCH SO I DO ALL THINGS IN THE RIGHT WAY. HOW CAN SOMEONE WRITE YOU EMAILS AND TELL YOU THAT HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU THE SUM OF US$251 MILLION, MY DEAR THIS IS VERY VERY IMPOSSIBLE AND I MUST PROOF IT TO YOU NOW.

HOW CAN A REAL ATTORNEY QUOTE A WRONG LAW IN AN EMAIL "THESE CREDENTIALS CANNOT BE

REINSTATED UNDER THE NIGERIAN FEDERAL LAW OF 1967 SECTION 48 AND THE REGULATORY ACT OF 1978 ARTICLE 19". THIS LAW IS ABSOLUTELY WRONG AS IT IS NON-EXISTING.

I AM THE ONLY PERSON THAT WILL TELL YOU THE TRUTH AND I WILL LIVE AND DIE FOR TRUTH BECAUSE ON MY APPOINTMENT AS AN ATTORNEY I SWORE AN OATH TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT AND ALSO TO UPHOLD THE LAW AND FIRM JUSTICE WITH EVEN THE LAST DROP OF MY BLOOD.

KINDLY COMPARE THE USE OF ENGLISH OF THIS FAKE BARRISTER MUBAMBA AND YOU WILL SEE CLEARLY THAT NO INTELLIGENT ATTORNEY WILL EVER WRITE SUCH WEAK EMAILS NOR LETTERS BECAUSE ANY REAL ATTORNEY SHOULD BE LITERATE TO PERFECTION.

FOR YOUR OWN INFORMATION, NOTHING GOOD WILL EVER COME OUT FROM THIS FAKE BARRISTER MUBAMBA BECAUSE HE IS JUST A PETTY THIEF.

HERE IN AFRICA, WE HAVE ALOT OF POOR PEOPLE WHOM REALLY NEED HELP FROM VARIOUS CORNERS OF LIFE SO WHY MUST THIS PERSON TRY TO DECEIVE YOU BY TELLING YOU THAT HE WANTS YOU TO HAVE ALL HIS FUNDS WHICH ARE EVEN NON-EXISTING IN THE FIRST PLACE.

IF YOU EVER MAKE ANY PAYMENT TO BARRISTER MUBAMBA, YOU WILL STILL COME BACK TO ME AND TELL ME THAT YOU WERE EVENTUALLY DECEIVED AND FRAUDED BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD CAN EVER COME OUT OF THIS CRIMINAL.

I WROTE THIS LETTER WITH TEARS IN MY HEART BECAUSE YOU ARE ABOUT TO RUIN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION WHICH