I have included the headers so that you can see where the mails originated from on the first couple.

Cast of characters :  Main baiter - Captain George Manwairing
Incidental Characters - Anyone who has been in Dads Army
Financial Advisor - Dr. Rambanjani Khan  BSE. CPR. BAR (F1)

 

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Date:

Fri, 3 Sep 2004 14:07:51 +0100 (BST)
From: "Captain Manwairing"
Subject: Children of God
To: mrsvictoriaani@omaninfo.com
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Dear Madam
 
I am suprised to get your mail in my inbox but your letter warms my heart. I am the manager of the bank here in Warminster On Sea and also heavily involved in the church and local charities. It seems that we may be able to help each other.
 
Yours sincerely
 
Captain Manwairing
Bank of Warminster
High Street
Warminster on Sea
UR2 T1T

 

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Date: Fri, 3 Sep 2004 10:08:35 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>  View Contact Details  1
Subject: DETAILS
To: captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk
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DEAR PARTNER,
 
I AM WRITING IN FURTHERANCE TO YOUR LETTER WHICH WAS IN REPLY TO MY  CORRESPONDENCE SEEKING YOUR VALUABLE ASSISTANCE IN THE REALISATION OF  THE PROJECT I INDICATED IN MY LETTER TO YOU. THANKS FOR YOUR REPLY. I THANK YOU MOST HEARTILY FOR TAKING INTEREST IN MY PROPOSAL TO YOU.
 
I HAVE THOUGHT OVER IT AND I HAVE ONCE MORE DELIBRATED ON THE
POSSIBILITY OF DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU, I AM EXERCISING GREAT  DISCRETION SO AS NOT TO FALL INTO WRONG HANDS
I WOULD NEED PERSONAL ASSURANCE FROM YOU THAT YOU ARE GOING TO BE FAIR, CO-OPERATIVE, AND STRAIGHT FORWARD WITH ME . WHAT I REALLY NEED IS A TESTED AND COMPETENT ASSOCIATE WHO WOULD HANDLE THE FUND  WHEN IT IS FINALLY PAID TO HIM , I PRAY THAT I FIND SUCH A PERSON
IN YOU. TIME FACTOR COULD NOT ALLOW ME TO HOLD A MEETING WITH YOU. SINCE  I NEEDED THIS FUND TO BE IN YOUR CARE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
 
IT IS  IMPERATIVE THAT I MENTION TO YOU THAT THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS ARE ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY FOR THE TAKE-OFF OF THIS PROJECT. YOU ARE REQUIRED TO PROVIDE YOUR PRIVATE MOBILE PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS
 HENCE THE DEPOSIT  .THE FUND DEPOSITED WAS CODED WITH "W205-02"
 
I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR URGENT REPLY AGAIN , AND FINALY I ASSURE YOU OF MY DESIRE TO HAVE THIS TRANSACTION CONCLUDED WITH YOU.
MEANWHILE LET ME HAVE YOUR PRIVATE PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS 
 
BEST REGARDS
 
MRS ANI

 

Date: Sat, 4 Sep 2004 18:08:52 +0100 (BST)
From: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>  Add to Address Book1
Subject: Re: DETAILS
To: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>
Dear Mrs Ani

I hope that you are well.
As a bank manager Im sure you can appreciate my desire
for complete discretion in this matter. My assistant
manager, Mr Wilson is a bit of a busybody and i need
to be assured that your discretion is complete before
I procede any further.

CM
Date: Sat, 4 Sep 2004 11:33:21 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>  View Contact Details  1
Subject: WAITING
To: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>
Dear Partner,

How are you today and your farmily? I hope they are okay.

I recieved your mail and the contents are well understood. I  am very glad to meet person like you who works with the financial institution and I have believed that you will be able to handle the fund  properly  once the money come to you.

I will implore you to erase fear from your mind and assist me to claim this money so that we can use it for the Glory of God, if your assistant in the Bank is not reliable, please do not involve him into this project.

Please send the details informations I requisted from you so that we can proceed on  the project on monday.

I await your response.

Mrs Ani

Im assuming they mean the phone and fax numbers but its never really clear here.....

Date: Tue, 7 Sep 2004 08:53:17 +0100 (BST)
From: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>  Add to Address Book1
Subject: Re: WAITING
To: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>
 

Hello Mrs Ani

 
Appologies for my tardiness in reply. I have been most unwell with some sort of tummy bug. I think I picked up something from the beef I got from Mr Jones the butcher in the village. Apart from that I am fine, thank you so much for asking.
 
I have had a bit of a nightmare and am unable to find the mail you sent me with any instructions on it. Please can you send it again.
 
Thanks so much
 
Kindest regards and warmest feelings
 
Cpt. M.

 

Date: Tue, 7 Sep 2004 01:23:33 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>  View Contact Details  1
Subject: WAITING
To: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>
Dear Parner,

I recieved your mail, all I requisted from you is your full names, private telephone and fax numbers to enable me to effect the changes of the documents to reflect your names as the real owner of the money .

Please send it immediately.

Mrs Ani

 

Date: Tue, 7 Sep 2004 11:20:13 +0100 (BST)
From: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>  Add to Address Book1
Subject: Re: WAITING
To: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>
Hello Mrs Ani
 
I have just realised what you mean. I am such a dolt sometimes. My wife says that if I didnt have my head screwed on then it wouldnt need a spanner to remove it. I dont know what she means as if it was screwed on the you would need a screw driver and not a spanner but Im assuming thats its a term of endearment.
 
My full name is Captain George Manwairing
My telephone number is +44 870 010 0222
My Fax number is +44 870 010 0223
 
I will also be speaking to my finacial advisor who may be in touch. Do you have a contact with whom he is able to speak?
 
Wishing you all the love of the Lord Jesus
 
Cpt. M
 
Date: Wed, 8 Sep 2004 00:49:36 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>  View Contact Details  1
Subject: WAITING
To: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>
Dear George ,

How are you today and your farmily? I hope they are okay.

I acknowledged the reciept of the detail informations you sent to me yesterday. I have instructed my Attorney to proceed and effect the changes of the documents to reflect your names as the through owner of the fund.

I will implore you to reach my Attoney on email ; jeremy_jide@yahoo.com or contact him on phone 234-80-35987337 and ask him the situation of things because he is in the best position to give you the guildline on the project.

Please contact him immediately and get back to me.

I await your response.

Mrs Ani

 

And So Rambanjani arrives

   
Dr Rambanjani Khan 
to jeremy_jide, captainmanwair.
 More options  Sep 8
Hello Jeremy

I am contacting you as suggested by Mrs Ani and my friend George
regarding this transaction. What are you able to tell me about it?

Rambanjani Khan CPR BSE BAR(F1)

 

jeremy jide 
to Dr
 More options  Sep 8
Dear Khan,

I recieved your mail and I have been given instructions by Mrs Ani to procure the documents on your behalf.

I was in the Federal High Court to commence the changes of the documents to reflect your partner names as the through owner of the money, once I am through I will contact him and also send the documents to your partner for is perusal.

Please do not hestitate to ask any questions you have in  your mind.

Regards,

Barrister Jeremy

 

   
Dr Rambanjani Khan 
to jeremy
 More options  Sep 9
Dear Barrister Jide

How are you today? Well I hope. My name is actually Rambanjani. Khan
is my surname so you should address me either as Rambanjani or Dr.
Khan. Just a small point but Im sure that you dont mind me correcting
your English. How would you ever improve your knowledge of our great
language if nobody tells you when you are wrong??

What documents are you dealing with and what should I be looking out
for. As the transfer of ownership to my good friend George, how will
the money be claimed/transfered? Will it be a direct transfer into an
account or will the money be as a bond?

Kindest regards


Rambanjani

 

jeremy jide 
to Dr
 More options  Sep 9
Dear Rambanjani,

I acknowledged the reciept of your mail and the contents are well noted.

The documents need to be changed to your friend names as the through owner of the money and it will be forwarded to the security company in Netherlands where the money is kept before he can claim it.

The Security company will contact him  once they recieve the documents.

Regards,

Barrister Jeremy

 

 

jeremy jide 
to Dr
 More options  Sep 10
Dear Ram,

I deem it imperatives to inform you that I have secured the documents and I have informed Mrs Ani about it this morning.

The documents have been forwarded to the Security Company to enable them to contact your partner.

Regards

Barrister Jeremy

Dr Rambanjani Khan 
to jeremy
 More options  Sep 10
Hello Barrister Jeremy

Sounds great. Do we need to travel to the Netherlands to collect the money?
I dont travel well on planes and my physician (I am a Dr. of science)
says that I have a condition called growbaggia, which tomatos also
have incidently, but it can be helped with a medicine called babybio
apparently.

Anyway, as always lovely to talk to you and George and I look forward
to hearing from the security company soon

Ram
 
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Date: Sat, 11 Sep 2004 09:05:31 +0100 (BST)
From: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>  Add to Address Book1
Subject: Re: WAITING
To: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>
Hello Victoria

How are you today? I hope you are well. Do you have a
picture of you that you could send me. It would be
nice to put a face to you as it seems that I know you
so well.
 I have just been informed by my friend Ram that
everything seems to be going well. so what happens now
my love?

G

That Captain Manwairing is such a scoundrel!!

.

 

Date: Fri, 10 Sep 2004 01:59:01 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>  View Contact Details  1
Subject: WAITING
To: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>
Dear George

How are you today and your farmily? I hope they are okay.I just recieved informations from my Attorney today that has  successfully changed the names of the documents to reflect your names as the real owner of the money and the documents have been sent to the Security Company in Netherlands where the money is kept. Please see the detail informations of the Security Company and contact them immediately;

LINUX DIPLOMATIC SECURITY TRUST AGENCY
AMSTERDAM THE NETHERLANDS
TEL: 0031 619 050 146
FAX: 0031 645 578 436
EMAIL: ldstah@linuxmail.org or ldsta@linuxmail.org
CONTACT PERSON: MR ALEX WILLIAMS

Please contact them today and get back to me.

I await your response

Mrs Ani

 

From: "williams alex" <ldstah@linuxmail.org>  View Contact Details  1
To: captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk
Date: Mon, 13 Sep 2004 16:35:36 +0800
Subject: clearance/release of consignemnt from Mrs Ani
LINUX DIPLOMATIC SECURITY TRUST AGENCY
SCHIPOL CLEARING HOUSE ZONE
HOOFDORP AMSTERDAM
THE NETHERLADNS
FAX: 0031 645 578 436

FROM THE DEXK OF ALEX WILLIAMS

ATTN: CAPTAIN GEORGE MANWAIRING

Dear Sir,

We wish to inform you that your consignemtn from Mrs Victoria Ani has 
arrived here in our ooffice ready for immedaite clearance/release to you 
the beneficiary.

You are to contact Mr Alex Williams o this telephone number 0031 619 
050 146 or reply to this mail for furhter clarification/instruction 
regarding the release of your consignment.

Expecting to hear from you

Best regards,

Frank van Ende
Date: Mon, 13 Sep 2004 10:00:51 +0100 (BST)
From: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>  Add to Address Book1
Subject: Re: clearance/release of consignemnt from Mrs Ani
To: "williams alex" <ldstah@linuxmail.org>
Dear Mr Williams
 
How fantastic to hear this news. What happens now? I was interupted in my thoughts while deciding how to spend my share of the cash when I was rudely interupted by Mr Jones the butcher shouting "dont panic dont panic" while running about like one of the headless chickens in his shop!!. He is a mentalist that man....
 
Anyway, look forward to hearing from you as soon as you can possibly do so.
 
Kind regards
 
George Manwaring (cpt)
 

And then it all went a bit quiet....you will see why

Date: Mon, 13 Sep 2004 09:43:41 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>  View Contact Details  1
Subject: : WAITING
To: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>
Dear George,

How are you today and your farmily? I hope they are okay.

I just recieved your mail now and I decided to contact you immediately. I have my personal picture but I will  look for somebody that can scan it and send it to you.

Did you recieved the details informations of the Security Company in Netherlands that  I sent to you on Friday, if so you should try and reach them immediately to find out when you should be expecting your money.

I await your response.

Mrs Ani

 

Date: Tue, 14 Sep 2004 10:58:00 +0100 (BST)
From: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>  Add to Address Book1
Subject: Re: : WAITING
To: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>
Hello Victoria
 
Thats such a nice name....I look forward to your mails so much. I have been very alone since my wife left me...sometimes I find that I talk about her as though we are still together. My friend Arthur Daley (who recently sold me a very nice car) says that her indoors is no loss and I should get on but his friend Terry Mccan just wanted to fight a bit.
 
My good and trusted friend Ram has been in touch with your man in the dam and is waiting for a response from him I think. You might like to chivvy him up a bit though as its been a few days and time is of the escence. I am guessing that I will be flying to the netherlands. I did ask this question of your lawer fellow but he never answered. Maybe you could speak to him and find out more about whats going on?
 
Looking forward to the picture
 
Lots of Love
 
GM
 
Date: Tue, 14 Sep 2004 11:31:34 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>  View Contact Details  1
Subject: THANKS
To: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>
Dear George ,

How are you today and your farmily? I hope they are okay.

I am so delighted to hear from you that the Security Company has contacted you that shows that the Security Company has recognised you as the real owner of the money. I will implore you to cooperate with them .

Please always make sure  you contact them to show that you are prepared to claim your money.

Thanks and remain blessed.

Mrs Ani

 

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Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2004 09:41:21 +0100 (BST)
From: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>  Add to Address Book1
Subject: Re: THANKS
To: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>
Hello Mrs Ani
 
I am just waiting for them to contact me to tell me what I need to do now... Its nearly there..
 

G

So I chivvied them up a bit

Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2004 09:51:13 +0100 (BST)
From: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>  Add to Address Book1
Subject: Re: clearance/release of consignemnt from Mrs Ani
To: "williams alex" <ldstah@linuxmail.org>
CC: Send an Instant Message mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com
From the desk of Captain George Manwairing
 
Dear Mr Williams/Mr Van Ende
 
I am slightly concerned that I haven't heard from you in a couple of days with everything so close to completion. I am available to come to you and sign documents if thats required. I do hope that it goes smoothly from now on. 2 days is a long time in money!
I have had to copy Victoria in on this so that she can see you are not doing your best for her. She asks me to reply promptly and I have but you are not.
 
Kind regards
 
George
 
From: "williams alex" <ldstah@linuxmail.org>  View Contact Details  1
To: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>
Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2004 17:31:15 +0800
Subject: Re: clearance/release of consignemnt from Mrs Ani
Dear sir,

We could not reply to you after receiving you first reply to us which sounded very unproffesional and not seriouse after been notified of the arrival of your consignment your reply to our first mail was this .

!How fantastic to hear this news. What happens now? I was interupted in my thoughts while deciding how to spend my share of the cash when I was rudely interupted by Mr Jones the butcher shouting "dont panic dont panic" while running about like one of the headless chickens in his shop!!. He is a mentalist that man...."
 
This sentence we could not understand why you had to reply us this way so please if you can kindly explain we would be glad to forward you with the necessary requirements and procedures.
 
Meanwhile you will be required to come to Amsterdam The netherlands to come and sign the necessary documents that will enable us to make clearance and release of your consignment.
 
You will be notify of the requirements you need to come along with by tomorrow.
 
Expecting to receive your reply.
 
Best regards,
 
Frank van ende

At this point I almost p#ssed in my pants with laughter....do they have no sense of humour???

Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2004 10:59:14 +0100 (BST)
From: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>  Add to Address Book1
Subject: Re: clearance/release of consignemnt from Mrs Ani
To: "williams alex" <ldstah@linuxmail.org>
Dear Mr Van Ende
 
I'm sorry that you feel that way. I wasn't aware that my excitement would seem unprofessional to you.
 
George


 

Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2004 10:33:58 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>  View Contact Details  1
Subject: THANKS
To: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>
Dear George ,

How are you and your farmily? I hope they are okay.

I recieved your mail and the contents are well understood. I appreciate all your efforts to really want to make my dreams come through. I want you to understand that what God has started must surely be completed so that shame will go to devil.

I know with God on ourside we shall complete the project in nick of time. Please always make sure that you disturb the Security Company offen.

Thanks and remain blessed.

Mrs Ani

 

Date: Thu, 16 Sep 2004 08:52:22 +0100 (BST)
From: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>  Add to Address Book1
Subject: Re: THANKS
To: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>
Hello Victoria
 
Well, they seemed to be a bit unsure of my excited response as if I did something wrong. I have to tell you Victoria that I did consider pulling out of the deal. They were quite offensive and rude to me and called me all sorts of names. I havnt heard back from them so maybe you could get in touch and nudge them, or shall we forget it and stop the deal???
 
G
 

 

Date: Thu, 16 Sep 2004 01:30:34 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>  View Contact Details  1
Subject: THANKS
To: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>
Dear George ,

How are you today and your farmily? I hope they are okay.

I recieved your mail and the contents are well understood. I appreciate your willingness to complete this project for me but it will sound bad to have the notions to pull out of this transaction when it about to be concluded and you are already known as the through owner of the money.

I will implore you to exercise patience and let us conclude this project, you do not need to be provoke if you do not heard from the Security Company, they might be busy. I will advice you to always disturb them so that  you can conclude with them.

Thanks and remain blessed.

Mrs Ani

 

Date: Fri, 17 Sep 2004 01:04:40 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>  View Contact Details  1
Subject: WAITING
To: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>
Dear George,

How are you today and your farmily? I hope they are okay.

I sent mail  you yesterday that you should not be provoked for the delay from the Security Company in get to you.

I will advice you to continue to reach them since the project is about to be completed.

Thanks and remain blessed.

Mrs Ani

 

Date: Fri, 17 Sep 2004 09:07:18 +0100 (BST)
From: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>  Add to Address Book1
Subject: Re: WAITING
To: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>
Hi Victoria
 
Ok. I will mail them one last time but I think that they are just taking you and me for a ride and have no intention of co operating. I do not trust them at all!!!!
 
Kindest thoughts
 
George

 

Date: Fri, 17 Sep 2004 09:20:49 +0100 (BST)
From: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>  Add to Address Book1
Subject: Re: clearance/release of consignemnt from Mrs Ani
To: "williams alex" <ldstah@linuxmail.org>
CC: Send an Instant Message mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com
Dear Sir
 
This is my last mail to you for instructions on what is required to procede. If I dont hear from you then I will consider this closed.
 
Yours Faithfully
 
George Manwairing
 

 

And Finally they reply...

 

From: "williams alex" <ldstah@linuxmail.org>  View Contact Details  1
To: captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk
Date: Fri, 17 Sep 2004 22:04:13 +0800
Subject: from ldsta amsterdam clearance/release of funds
LINUX DIPLOMATIC SECURITY TRUST AGENCY
AMSTERDAM THE NETHERLANDS
TEL: 0031 619 050 146
FAX: 0031 619 814 374

FROM THE DESK OF ALEX WILLIAMS

ATTN: Captain George Manwairing 

Dear Sir,

These are the requiremens needed from you to enable us make 
clearance/release of your funds from Mrs Victoria Ani, the following will be 
required from you.

You are required to come to Amsterdam The Netherlands on or before 
Monday the 27th of September 2004 to sign the release document that will 
enable us make clearance/release of your funds to you the beneficiary 
with the following:

1. Your authentic identification e.g Passport or Drivers license

2. Any relevant document related to this transaction e.g certificate of 
deposit or letter of authority

3. Clearing/handeling and administrative charges of euro 5250 and The 
Netherlands Government Tax fee of euro 3150 Total euro 8400 to be paid 
into our account or to be paid cash at the office.

The procedures are as follows, on your arrival in Amsterdam you will be 
picked up by our protocol officer to our office where the signing and 
release of the consignment will take place.

The completion of this transaction will not take more than two working 
days on your arrival here.

You are to send to us your travelling schedule to enable our protocol 
office pick you up from your hotel or Airport and bring you to our 
office.

Contact Mr Alex williams on this telephone number 0031 619 050 146 or 
on the telephone number above or reply to this mail.

Best regards,

Frank van ende
protocol Officer
Date: Fri, 17 Sep 2004 16:36:53 +0100 (BST)
From: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>  Add to Address Book1
Subject: Re: from ldsta amsterdam clearance/release of funds
To: "williams alex" <ldstah@linuxmail.org>
Sir
 
Please find enclosed my flight details and look forward to meeting you at the airport. Ive been there once, its quite big I seem to remember so make sure you have a big board and the writing is large as I wear glasses and need to see it from a fair distance away (preferably Black Writing on a white background) so I can see you easily.
 
BRITISH AIRWAYS                                   BRITISH AIRWAYS From: GATWICK AIRPORT (LGW)    
Economy To: AMSTERDAM (AMS) Arrive: 21:45 21/09/2004
Flight no: BA8121 Direct Flight

 
Ill bring cash with me as I assume that is more than acceptable.
 
I look forward to meeting you soon.
 
Kind regards
 
George
 

And now its a problem to collect me.. maybe I shouldnt have picked such an unreasonable time.. I was looking forward to finding out they had held up a board with Captain Manwairing on it in big letters!!!

 

From: "williams alex" <ldstah@linuxmail.org>  View Contact Details  1
To: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>
Date: Mon, 20 Sep 2004 16:38:37 +0800
Subject: Re: from ldsta amsterdam clearance/release of funds
Dear Sir,

We acknowledge the receipt of your travelling schedule, but you arrival time is 21.45 and by this time we are closed so we advsie that you put up in a hotel and call Mr Williams the next morning on this telephone number 0619 050 146 for more directive and also to enable our protocol officer come to pick you up and bring you to our office.

We cant be able to have anybody wait for you at the aiprot by this time so we advise that you take a taxi from the airport to your hotel or before you leave please call Mr Williams to confirm your arrival.

Looking forward to seeing you on Tuesday the 21st Sept .

Best regards,

Frank van ende

 

Date: Mon, 20 Sep 2004 10:16:36 +0100 (BST)
From: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>  Add to Address Book1
Subject: Re: from ldsta amsterdam clearance/release of funds
To: "williams alex" <ldstah@linuxmail.org>
Dear Sir
 I was rather hoping to be in and out in a day. I have changed my flight to arrive at 5.30 and I am booked again on the 9.15 back out. I hope that this is ok for you.
 
Kind regards
 
George

 

From: "williams alex" <ldstah@linuxmail.org>  View Contact Details  1
To: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>
Date: Mon, 20 Sep 2004 18:22:15 +0800
Subject: Re: from ldsta amsterdam clearance/release of funds
Dear Sir,

As soon as you arrive at the Airport give Mr Alex Williams a call on this telephone number 0619050146 and he will give you further directions.

Best regards,

Frank van ende

 

I now arrive at the airport...

 

Date: Mon, 20 Sep 2004 17:58:13 +0100 (BST)
From: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>  Add to Address Book1
Subject: Re: from ldsta amsterdam clearance/release of funds
To: "williams alex" <ldstah@linuxmail.org>
CC: Send an Instant Message mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com
Hello
 
Well, I am here but dont seem to be able to get through on the telephone. It just rings and rings. I have found a internet terminal just to check that I am dialling the correct number. I will be here waiting for my flight home and am very disappointed that I have been unable to contact you.
 
George


Working Late Tonite!!!

 

Date: Mon, 20 Sep 2004 10:14:58 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>  View Contact Details  1
Subject: please exercise patience
To: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>
Dear George,

Thanks for your mail, I appreciate your efforts to really want to assist me to complete the transaction.

Please do not go back home since you have made the move to be in Netherlands, if you try his phone and you did not get him, please mail them and tell them how to locate you.

For God sake, please exercise patience and make sure that you contact them and conclude the  project before you go back home.

Thanks and remain blessed.

Mrs Ani

 

 

Date: Mon, 20 Sep 2004 20:54:04 +0100 (BST)
From: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>  Add to Address Book1
Subject: Re: please exercise patience
To: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>
Dear Victoria

I dont know if you noticed or not but I actually
included your Dutch fellows on the mail which was
copied to you, so they were aware I was at the
airport.
I can only think that they are some sort of fly by
night company. I would expect Pike to do something
like this, he is a stupid boy
 I am thinking about speaking to my friend Warden
Hodges who is an expert at putting peoples lights out.
I am completely interably conflictanarium about
this.....

George
Date: Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:34:44 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>  View Contact Details  1
Subject: please exercise patience
To: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>
Dear George,

I recieved your mail now and I decided to contact you immediately.

I want to know if you were able to contact the Security Company officials now via mail or phone to enable them to know that you were in Netherlands. Please do not go back to your country until you conclude this transaction with them so that you can belief things yourself.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Mrs Ani

 

AND THEN

From: "williams alex" <ldstah@linuxmail.org>  View Contact Details  1
To: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>
Date: Tue, 21 Sep 2004 18:25:48 +0800
Subject: Re: from ldsta amsterdam clearance/release of funds
Dear george,

It seems you are confused or you do not check what you write You sent a mail that you will be arriving today by 5.30 and you wrote me same yeterday by 5.58 that you have been waiting for who i do not know and where as it is impossible for you to change you flight arrival from today to yeaterday and arrived 5.30 wrote me at 5.58 we know how long it takes to check on arrival and to say you arrived 5.30 was able to check out called me wrote a mail in lest than 30 minuts its the biggest lair so please if you are not interest in releasing your consignemnt tell the sender that you cannot help her so that she looks for another seriouse person to do business with.

have a nice day

Frnk van ende
 

OOOOOOPSSS... Ive not been paying attention!!! But I do have an excuse....

 

Date: Tue, 21 Sep 2004 11:39:16 +0100 (BST)
From: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>  Add to Address Book1
Subject: Re: from ldsta amsterdam clearance/release of funds
To: "williams alex" <ldstah@linuxmail.org>
CC: Send an Instant Message "ww ww" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>
Dear Frnk van ende
 
Appoligies. It would seem that when I changed my flight from the 9.45 flight I also changed the day from the 21st to the 20th. This is my fault and the only time I wasted was my own so there is no need for the attitude! I am most unhappy with your general attitude which does border on rude and always has done. Do you want your Euro 8400  or not? I am more than happy to keep it!!!
 
I await your reply.
 
George

 

From: "williams alex" <ldstah@linuxmail.org>  View Contact Details  1
To: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>
CC: Send an Instant Message "ww ww" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, 21 Sep 2004 21:31:32 +0800
Subject: Re: from ldsta amsterdam clearance/release of funds
Dear Sir,

It has never been the money with due respect and we aplogise if we have been rude but we have only been instructing you on the procedures.

You have to understand that we cannot also release this consignment to you if we are not convinced that you are the rightful beneficary. Please make a better travelling arrangement and let us know when we should be expecting you and we will be gald to meet with you and release the consignment to you.

Call Mr williams for more discussion.

Best regards,

Frank van ende

 

and FINALLY

Date: Wed, 22 Sep 2004 01:34:33 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "mrsvictoria ani" <mrsvictoria_ani21@yahoo.com>  View Contact Details  1
Subject: GO BACK
To: "Captain Manwairing" <captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk>
Dear George,

How are you today and your farmily? I hope they are okay.

I recieved your mail and I am so dissapointed in you that you want to jeopardise this transaction, I do not see the reason why you should travel to Netherlands wasting your time and money without concluding the project.

I will advice you to travel back again to meet them in Nethelands and conclude the project with them.

Thanks and remain blessed.

Mrs Ani

 

Still ongoing and havnt decided yet, whether to tell them now or keep them going a bit.. Not had my piccy from Victoria yet so will hold out for that probably......

 

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