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Title: I PRAY TO DIE HENCEFORTH
Scammer Name: John Ademola
Submitted By: Shiver Metimbers

 

A tale of love, lust, loss and greed when the X Files meets The Matrix. Good people, please remember Fags in your prayers.......

A small note:
This particular scambait of course has references to the derogatory term for a homosexual. I would like to make it clear that this is for the purposes of this scambait only. Homosexuality is a big taboo subject in some parts of Western Africa, and being accused of it is amongst the most insulting things you can do to a person there, which is exactly my reason for the use of certain terms here in this scambait towards this particular scammer. It is not my intention to insult any actual (non-criminal!) homosexuals out there.

 


From: "Mr john ademola" <johnademola@gawab.com>
To: <[a non related email account!]>
Date: Fri, 29 Aug 2003 00:27:11 +0200
Subject: URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE

Attn: President/CEO,


First, I must solicit your confidant in this transaction, this is by virtue of its nature as utterly CONFIDENTIAL and TOP SECRET. Though I know that the transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. We have decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction, as we have been reliably informed of your discreteness and ability in transaction of this nature.

Let me start by first introducing myself properly to you, I am williams kenny [WILLIAMS KENNY - remember that!] a director with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) Eleme Refinery. I came to know of you in my private search for a reliable and reputable person to handle the confidential transaction, which involves the transfer of a huge sum of money to a foreign account requiring maximum confidence. THE PROPOSITION: a foreigner, Engineer James Akmed, an Oil Merchant/Contractor with the Federal Government of Nigeria, until his suspension three years ago, executed with us at Eleme Refinery of NNPC, and had a total contract executed worth US$28.6 (Twenty Eight Million,Six Hundred Thousand United States Dollar) which flows in the Corporation's suspense account.

It is because of the allegation/petition leveled against him that he (Engr. James Akmed) who is a close friend to the late dictatorship General Sanni Abacha (formal Military President of Nigeria) who died in office in 1998 and during his tenure the country experienced various mismanagement and series of malpractices were carried out in collaboration with his foreign friends.

However, a Panel were set up to investigate the issue, who found him (Engr. James Akmed) guilty and the present Democratic President of Nigeria Chief Olusegun Obasanjo suspended him from transacting any business in Nigeria with immediate effect and was asked to leave the country. However, these made the contract fund "UNCLAIMABLE" which was only known to my colleagues and I. Fortunately, all the Contract document including the " CONTRACT COMPLETION CERTIFICATE" are with me but the need for a very trustworthy foreign business man/woman whom I would present as the Foreign contractor/beneficiary to claim the fund. In order to achieve this development, some of my colleagues and I now seek your permission to have you stand as the FOREIGN CONTRACTOR so that the funds would be released and paid into your account as beneficiary's who executed the contract in the year 1999. All documents and proves to enable you get this fund will be carefully worked out. More so, we are assuring you of a 100% risk free involvement. Your share stays while the rest would be for me and my colleagues for investment purposes in your country.

We have agree that, the funds be shared thus, after it has been transferred into your nominated account:

(1) 30% of the money will go to you for acting as the beneficiary of the fund.

(2.) 5% will be set aside for reimbursement to both parties for any incidental expenses that may be incurred in the cause of the transfer. (3). 65% to us the originator of the transaction.

If this proposal is acceptable by you, do not make undue advantage of the trust we have bestowed on you and your Company, kindly get to me immediately on my E-mail Address as stated bellow. Please furnish me with your most confidential Telephone and Fax Number(s), Company Name to use, Banking information including the A/C Number, Swift Code (if any).

I assure you that if you will follow my instruction, the fund shall be in your Account within 7-10 days of this transaction.

Thanking you for your kind understanding in this regard.

My best regards,
ENGR. JOHN ADEMOLA (MNSE)

[So, as noted previously, numb-nuts starts off by introducing himself as 'Williams Kenny' and signs off with John Ademola! I'll let that fly for now.]

 

 

To: johnademola@gawab.com
From: Gillian Anderson

My dear Mr.Ademola,

I was surprised to receive your kind email, as I do not understand where you found my private email address, however your offer sounds interesting to me. Please explain a little more to me and please will you forward me some kind of identification?

Love,

Miss Gillian Anderson.
Clock Zone Ltd.

 

 

Date: Wed, 3 Sep 2003 04:59:19 -0700 (PDT)
From: john ademola
Subject: URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE

 

Dear Miss Gillian Anderson.

How are you and your family?

My good friend I got your mail thanks very much. For your express interest in my proposal. Sister regard your request i forward to you some kind of my identification , my sister i will send to you my photo when i hear from you and receive all the information i needed from you regard the approval of this fund in your name.

My friend if you are currently in events regard this country Nigeria you will know fully well that all the top government officials had used this means greatly enrich themselves by transferring / lodging funds into their foreign partner's bank account for their personal use, because we government officials are not allowed by law to operate foreign account, I took advantage of the situation, and placed this money in a Suspense Account with the Central Bank Nigeria , which I claimed was a fee owed to a foreign contractor.

I know that You have been receiving different e-mails of different stories but this is real and no crime is attached to it, It may interest you to know that two years ago a similar transaction was carried out with one Mr. Patrice miller, the president of craine international trading corporation at number 135, east 57th street, 28th floor, new York, 10022 with telephone ((212))308-7788 and telex number 6731689,after the agreement between both partners in which he was to take 5%. the money was duly transferred into his account only to be disappointed on our arrival in new York as we were reliably informed that Mr. .Patrice miller was no longer on that address while his telephone and telex numbers have been reallocated to someday else, that is how we lost uss$ 27.5m to Mr. Patrice miller.

This time around we need a more reliable and trustworthy person or a reputable company to do transaction with hence this mail to you, so if you can prove yourself to be trusted and interested in this deal, then we are prepared to do business with you. What we want from you is the assurance that you will let us have our share when this amount of is transferred into your account.

To transfer this money into yours or Company's account, a fresh file has to be opened here in your name or your company's name. Therefore we request you to furnish us with your banking particulars thus: Your bank name and address, account number, name of beneficiary, telephone and fax Numbers of the bank, your company name and address, telephone, fax numbers. This transaction is expected to be concluded within (10) bank working days on the receipt of your bank particulars,

However, by virtue of our position as civil servants, we are not permitted by law to operate foreign account. This is why we are asking for your assistance to provide the necessary documents to facilitate the transfer of this fund into any account you will nominate of course.

Meanwhile, for the fact that we are still in Government Service, I would want you to keep this deal top secret, both from friends and family members in order not to blow up the deal, which could jeopardize our career which we have laboured for in the past years. As soon as the transfer is done, all related document to the transfer would be destroyed.

It is worthy to inform you that this transaction is entirely based on trust since this money is going to be into your own bank account. Bear in mind that this is absolutely a private and personal deal, not official, and hence should be treated with all measures of secrecy and absolute confidentiality.

When we receive the above information from you by email, we shall apply and obtain the necessary payment approvals from the relevant authorities including the Federal Ministry of Finance (F.M.F) which shall allocate you or your company foreign exchange cover for US$28.6 MILLION you or your company shall be officially regarded as the beneficiary of the fund.

However, your prompt reply will enable us to expedite action by forwarding the information (your bank particulars) to the authority concerned for immediate Processing of the approval document/remittance.

At any stage of development, we shall send you copies of all the documents for your perusal until the amount reflects in the government's schedule list for payment, then representatives of the group will come to your country to man our share of the proceed, part of our own share could be use to set up a foreign trade, which will also be supervised by you as a partner.

Should you be interested in this arrangement and this proposal is acceptable by you, do not make undue advantage of the trust we have bestowed on you and your Company, kindly get to me immediately on my E-mail Address as stated above.

Let's trust that absolute confidentiality be our watchword throughout this business transaction. Your line of business does not matter in regard this transaction.

Your immediate response will be highly appreciated.

I wait for your call for more details

Best Regards,
ENGR. JOHN ADEMOLA (MNSE)
Phone:234-80-332-48217

 

 

[A change of john's email address, but lets ignore it]

 

From: Gillian Anderson
To: John Ademola

 

Dearest John,

Your email is most welcome, and your proposition seems to be a good one. However, before I proceed to send you my details I would prefer to wait until I receive some formal identification from you. I hope that this is not a problem.

For your information, I own a modelling company (I am unmarried, so go for it stud), and my job takes me all over the world, but mainly to the US and UK, and I enjoy the travel and lifestyle of full-time modelling. I also enjoy porno movies, both watching and appearing in them. Please find an image of me attached for your records. Should you require it, I will be happy to supply my passport once I have received your information.

Please not that due to an accident whilst on a modelling assignment in 1987, my hearing was damaged and is now 90% impaired, therefore I cannot use a standard telephone, therefore, I will only be able to communicate vie email or fax. I hope this does not present a problem. I was lying naked in a swimming pool whilst the photographer was on a balcony above taking photographs; unfortunately his camera strap snapped and the camera plunged 30 feet and clipped me on the side of the head. Ever since then my hearing has been virtually non-existent.

Also please note that on Wednesday (3rd September) I am at a launch party for a new magazine which is being launched (I am on the front cover!) so I will be unavailable via email or fax on that day.

My very best wishes,

Gillian.
Clockzone Modelling


Gillian Anderson

 

 

Date: Mon, 1 Sep 2003 07:53:10 -0700 (PDT)
From: "john ademola"
Subject: Thanks sister here i attach my photo

Dear sister Gillian

How are you?

Compliment of the day. I feel delighted to write you once more. However, I sincerely thank you for your quick response to my mail, I will advise we use email and fax from now onward, I am very sorry for the accident that happened to you during your modeling assignment in 1987.
[Thanks for your concern John]

I got your mail my good friend and the content were well noted, my friend in regard your request for my identification, with all pressure I will send to you my photo now. I am also happy you are truly a trustworthy fellow one can always rely on at any given time in life due to your questions regards this transaction.
Please sister I would be very grateful if you answer me this questions as follows:

How old are you? Are you sure that your account will accommodate this contract amount?

I assured you that this transaction is 100% risk free as we have concluded every arrangement to protect the interest of every one involved. Likewise, all modalities
[!] for the successful transfer of this money have been worked out.

Please I do not need to remind you of the need for absolute Confidentiality if this transaction must succeed. Due to my sensitive position in the Nigerian Government,

Let's trust that absolute confidentiality be our watchword throughout this business transaction. Your line of business does not matter in regard this transaction.

Your immediate response will be highly appreciated.

Best Regards,
ENGR. JOHN ADEMOLA (MNSE)
Phone:234-80-332-48217


"John Ademola"

 

 

From: Gillian Anderson
To: John Ademola

 

My Dear Mr. Ademola,

Thank you for your email. Please note that I have just received a fax from a colleague, and it seems that the fax machine is not working correctly. The engineer tells me that a rat has somehow got caught up in the workings (I hate those little bastards). If you need to send me any documents, please send them as email attachments for the moment.

As for your questions, my age is 27 and I'm one hot babe. As my company currently earn in excess of 4.2 million dollars per year, I am sure that my account is more than adequate to deal with a large sum such as yours. If there's one thing I can handle, it's large loads.

Please Mr. Ademola, thank you for your picture, but it is quite small and I cannot see your face very clearly. Please would you send me another photo?

I await your instructions.

Kindest regards,

Miss Gillian Anderson.

 

 

Date: Mon, 1 Sep 2003 10:14:11 -0700 (PDT)
From: "john ademola"
Subject: please sister send down the info. so that we can move forward , here i attach my picture

 

Dearest sister,

How are your families?

I got your mail request I send another picture because the one that I have just sent to you is not clear.

Sister without much delay I attach here my full posture for your viewing, but I want you to understand that this scan picture which will not be all that clear for your viewing.

At this juncture sister I would have advice you send the information's I requested from you now for us to get started as soon as this transaction come to a successful conclusion , definitely we shall meet face to face in your country for the shearing of the proceed.

I am happy to read from your mail that your account is enough to accommodate the said fund.

My sister I will be very grateful if my request is welcomed by your person and you send down the information's probably today so that tomorrow I can ask my mentor to submit / file an application for the approval and release /transfer of the fund into your desired bank account from the authorities concern.

Sister regards your fax machine that is faulty , I would have advice you take it to technician immediately so as to rectifier the fault , this is very important because the authorities concern regard the approval of this contract fund will not send to you any document by email attachment.

Thanks for your understanding in this regard, I will also like if you can send to me your photo for my viewing when replying this mail.

I am looking forward to receive the requested information's you soonest.

Hope to be with you soonest, may the good God guide you as you read this mail and understand the position of things.

Your immediate response will be highly appreciated, Say me well to your friends; remain blessed !

Yours sincerely,

ENGR. JOHN ADEMOLA (MNSE)
Phone:234-80-332-48217


"John Ademola"

 

 

From: Gillian Anderson
To: John Ademola

 

My Dear Mr. Ademola,

Thank you one again for your email. It was nice to receive it. Thank you also for your picture. Please if possible next time, try to make your pictures a little larger. I have attached another photograph of me for you to drool over. I will send you another one soon.

The engineer has told me that the fax machine will have to be taken away to be repaired and rat guts removed, so if you need to send any documents then you will for the moment have to send them as email attachments. I will advise you when the fax has been repaired.

My Bank details are as follows:


Bank Name:

Plunder & Flee Incorporated
331 Offmerip Gardens
Stabmeintheback St.
London W4
England
Fax: +44 171 889 24538

Account No: 10012133-194
Sort Code: 22-14-77

Beneficiary Name: Miss Gillian Anderson

Company details

Clockzone Ltd (Modelling Agency)
203-207 Ex Files Gardens
Duchovny St.
London W4
England

Tel: (TextPhone) +44 171 837 66319
Fax: +44 8701 3XX XXXX


I hope this information is of help.

Sorry, but I have to end this email here as the vermin exterminator is here and he needs to use his flame-thrower.

Kindest regards,

Gillian
Clockzone UK.


Gillian Anderson

 

 

[John takes a shine to me]

Date: Tue, 2 Sep 2003 04:36:39 -0700 (PDT)
From: "john ademola"
Subject: THANKS FOR THE INFO. MY SWEET ANGLE

Dear sweet angle, [Angle? Would that be 90 degrees or 45 degrees?!]

How are you and your family? Hope fine thank be to the God almighty ,I got your mail in regarding my your bank information's and your picture.

Sister thank very much for your quick reply, and I will not fail to let you that you are very beautiful, infect you are an ANGLE! Please sister from today onward I will be addressing you as sweet angle.

Sister I am very sorry that I could not hear your sweet voice over the phone, I cause that accident that happened to you ,please bear with me for I fell for you.

I am also happy you are truly a trustworthy fellow one can always rely on at any given time in life due to your questions / carefulness regards this transaction .

Sequel to your request I fax if i have to fax any document now that i should scan and sent to you? I have to use the job completion certificate with me now to validate and obtain / back date a new job completion certificate on your name and of company as the beneficiary that executed this contract in the year 1999 as I have the old certificate and nobody knows about this development.

My sweet angle I will be very happy if to hear soonest that the engineer has been through with the fax machine so that we do not have any delay regard receiving the approval documents of this fund from all the ministries concerns.

My friend you know that this a deal do not worry for I have done the underground work for the for the successful transfer of this money , all I need is your support . As soon as I obtained the new certificate I will fax it to you immediately.

Would you like to register your company as a subsidiary contractor here in Nigeria?

I have to appoint an attorney on your behalf that will follow up this transaction I will pay him for his legal professional fee, because I am a government official , I don't want anybody to know my involvement in regard this transaction. I will tell the attorney that you are my old friend from LONDON Who executed a contract with my corporation (NNPC) that you ask me to secure an attorney that will assist you get the approval of this fund into your bank account

The attorney will proceeded and he shall be given you reports on his dealings .

At any stage of development, the lawyer shall send you copies of all the documents for your perusal until the amount reflects in the government's schedule list for payment, then representatives of the group will come to your country to man our share of the proceed.

Should you be interested in this arrangement mail me immediately.

Lets trust and absolute confidentiality be our watchword throughout this business transaction.

Thanks while I await your immediate response.

Best Regards,
ENGR. John Ademola
Telephone No: 234-80-332-48217

NB:Like you said that you will be off mail tomorrow, I wish you the best of luck and god's protection wherever you went my sweet angle.

 

 

Date: Tue, 2 Sep 2003 04:38:50 -0700 (PDT)
From: "john ademola"
Subject: FORWARDING OF YOUR INFORMATIONS

Dear sweet angle.

My sister i want to bring to your notice that my mentor have this morning forwarded the letter of claims including your name/bank and of your company to the appropriate quarter concern for the immediate approval of the fund in your favour .

I am happy to inform you that your name and your company's has been encoded in the Federal Ministry of Finance (FMF) computer, thereby, making you the bonafide owner of the Twenty Eight Million, Six Hundred Thousand United States Dollars, (USD$ 28,600,000.00) I have been assured by my mentor in the (FMF) that the final approval must be ready as soon as possible. Thereafter, the fund will be released to you by the Apex Bank of Nigeria (CBN) through telegraphic transfer into your nominated bank account in London- England.

As soon as you receive any document/correspondence or phone call from any organization or an individual from Nigeria, you should not respond until you notify me so as to enable me advise you on what to do. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT INSTRUCTION WHICH MUST BE ADHERE TO.

You are expected to keep this transaction TOP SECRET at all times until the money has arrived your bank account.
Remember we are still in Government Service and will not want anything to Jeopardize our career. You should endeavor to keep me updating always so as to give me information on every stage of development concerning this transaction .

You should also bear in mind that any expenses we might incurred during the cause of this transaction will be taken care by 5% set aside for expenses. On this note, you are advised to keep records of all your expenses since the 5% will be shared according to the ratio of our expenses, and 30% will be given to you as the owner of the account used, while 65% is for me and my colleagues.

As soon as you confirm the money in your bank account, you MUST notify me so that i and one of my colleague will come down to your country to collect our share of the fund .and part of our share will be used to set up a business which you as a partner will be inspecting for us over there.

Please mail me back immediately you receive this mail.

Thanks while I await your immediate response

Best Regards,

ENGR. John Ademola
Telephone No: 234-80-332-48217

 

 

From: Gillian Anderson
To: John Ademola

 

My dear John,

Many thanks for your very sweet email, it was very touching to me, in fact I am touching me as I write this (hard to do I can tell you).

Yes, it is a pity that I cannot talk to you over the telephone, but hopefully we will meet soon. Please try to find a bigger picture of yourself to send to me. For every picture you send to me I will send one from me. Your other pictures are to small. Your face looks nice, but I cannot see the pictures clearly as they are too small, and I want to make sure you are not a hideous pox-ridden specimen of a man, like my last boyfriend Brad Pitt.

Please for the future send any needed documents via email attachment, and I will also do the same. You may register my company, Clockzone Modelling Inc. if you feel that it would help to complete this transaction quickly. Please instruct your lawyer to proceed at his will.

I will leave you for now my John. I will be back tomorrow evening after the magazine has finished taking my photographs for their cover. I am excited; the photographer has promised me a pearl necklace if I do well.

Take care,

Gillian.
Clockzone Modelling Inc.

 

 

Date: Wed, 3 Sep 2003 04:59:19 -0700 (PDT)
From: john ademola
Subject: HAPPY OUTING TODAY MY SWEET ANGLE

Dear sweet angle

How is your outing regarding the magazine coverage?

I want to bring to your notice that I have this morning send the total sum of $ 15,610 .00 through my mentor to the lawyer Barrister John Chikwuma , of John Chikwuma & associates ,regard the Registration of your company (Clockzone Modeling Inc.) as a subsidiary contractor and to obtain other relevant documents that will help to complete this transaction quickly.

My angle I want to reminder you once again that i told the attorney that you are my old friend from LONDON Who executed a contract with my corporation (NNPC) that you ask me to secure an attorney that will assist you get the approval of this fund into your bank account.

At this juncture you should not let the lawyer or any official /ministry to know my involvement in this transaction until it comes to a conclusion.

Moreover the attorney shall be given you reports on his dealings and you will be up dating me as your partner, because I can not ask the attorney any question regards this transaction from now onward to avoid suspicious.

At any stage of development, the lawyer shall send you copies of all the documents for your perusal until the amount reflects in the government's schedule list for payment.

As soon as you receive any document/correspondence or phone call from any organization or an individual from Nigeria, you should not respond until you notify me so as to enable me advise you on what to do. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT INSTRUCTION WHICH MUST BE ADHERING TO.

You are expected to keep this transaction TOP SECRET at all times until the money has arrived your bank account, do not disclose this transaction to your bank at this stage until the fund is transferred into your account and you will be backed up with all the necessary documents of claim.

You should endeavor to keep me updating always so as to give me information on every stage of development concerning this transaction.

As soon as you confirm the money in your bank account, you MUST notify me so that i and one of my colleague will come down to your country to collect our share of the fund and part of our share will be used to set up a business which you as a partner will be inspecting for us over there.

Please mail me back immediately you receive this mail.

Thanks while I await your immediate response

Best Regards,

ENGR. John Ademola
Telephone No: 234-80-332-48217

 

 

From: Gillian Anderson
To: John Ademola

 

My dearest John,

Many thanks for your wonderful letter, and I look forward to more from you. Please John, why do you not send me a LARGE photograph of yourself - I need to be wet. The others are too small for me to see you clearly. I have sent you another picture of me, and I will send more sexy ones if you will send me a good image of yourself - I have great tits; at least that's what my father says.

Please John, you can be assured 100% of my confidentiality.

Take care,

Gillian.


Gillian Anderson

 

 

Date: Wed, 3 Sep 2003 12:23:51 -0700 (PDT)
From: john ademola
Subject: THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL AND PICTURE , PLEASE DID YOU HEAR FROM THE LAWYER?

Hello sweet angle [Will somebody PLEASE get this guy a dictionary!]

I got your mail and your request I send to you my lager photo for your viewing, my dear angle I would have send to you my photo again if I have one at my reach now, but I want you to understand that I am a handsome looking man [I think later on we are about to find out that John is what is technically known as, 'a lying bastard'] and a director with (NNPC) , do not bother yourself about my postures because very soon we meet face to face and have diner /wine together in your country.

My dear angle the reason why I do not have much posture of myself-alone is I am a public figure, most of my pictures where group pictures and most of all is video coverage, please bear with me my sweet angle.

I want to bring to your notice that there was a proverb,( which say that, it is nice for a queen to follow corner way to enter kings palace) that is to say as far as we are going to meet face to face soonest ,please dear picture or no picture for now let us join hand /rob[?!] mind together to the succeed of this transaction.

My sweet angle I am not saying that you should stop sending your pictures to me, I welcome your posture at any giving time, because I like/love to see you at all times.

My angle if I may forget how is your outing today?

Have you been contacted by the lawyer? Because I have advised him to proceed and I have send to him some money to execute his duty on your behalf.

Please you are to inform me as soon as your fax machine is ok. I am happy to hear that you assured me 100% of confidentiality.

My dear angle mail me back once you receive this mail.

Best regard
Engr. John Ademola

 

 

From: Gillian Anderson
To: John Ademola

 

Dear John,

I think you have something to hide. I am attaching one last picture for you to this email then you will hear no more from me. You only seem interested in my money or help and you have no time for me and do not want to send me your picture. This saddens me John.

Goodbye,

Gillian.


Gillian Anderson

 

 

Date: Thu, 4 Sep 2003 05:29:41 -0700 (PDT)
From: john ademola
Subject: TO MY SWEET ANGLE

Dear My Sweet Angle,

I got your mail with a great shock of mind.

Let me tell categorically that i am not much interested in your money, but for you in particular. Due to the business we are into that make us to know ourselves is God sent which we both of us will benefit from it soonest.

I am not hiding anything for you to be very sincere, i am a director with Nigerian National Petroleum coporation, 35 years old married with one child but divioced in year 2002, since then i have not made any other choice of another wife, but because i came in contact with you i think i will give it a trial.

I believe by next week ending this funds will be in your account, i will then travel to meet with you so that we can sort things out.

Below is my photograph.

Bear with me my dear angel.


My dear angle mail me back once you receive this mail.

Best regard
Engr. John Ademola


Oh dear - An enlarged version of his first pic. Slapping time!

 

 

From: Gillian Anderson
To: John Ademola

 

Dearest John,

Your emails are welcomed, and thank you for putting my mind at ease with regards to some things. Dear John, please forgive me, for at the moment my dearest pet dog died this morning. My dog was with me for many many years, and since I have not yet been married he was a close friend to me.

My dog was called Fags, named after my great Uncle George Fagsinder Anderson. Fags had been suffering for some weeks now (he was coughing a lot recently) and his death was expected but it still comes as a great shock to me. Without Fags, my life feels empty at the moment. I really loved my pet, and I am not certain how I am to continue without Fags. Sorry to keep going on about a silly thing like Fags, but until you know the feelings I have, you will never know how hard it is to be without Fags.

My dearest John, I am unhappy also with picture you sent to me. They are the same picture that you sent to me before but you have enlarged it. This makes me even more unhappy, and I feel I cannot trust you. Are they your real pictures, or are you trying to keep your real identity secret because you do not trust me, or are you dead?

Please John, do not be afraid to reveal your true self to me. Looks are not important to me, but friendship and trust is. Now that I have to live without Fags I am in real need of somebody I can trust; I hope it is you. Do you think you can be a substitute for Fags? I feel sure that you can become my new Fag.

I am going to have to ask you to do one thing for me to prove your honesty to me. I need you to get a real photograph sent to me, but this time to prove that you are not sending me a false image I need you to hold a sign that shows the image must be you. Please John, will you take your photograph holding a sign for me? Will you pay respects to my dear departed pet by holding up a sign? I would like you to hold up a sign that says "I LOVE FAGS". That way I know that the photograph is true because nobody else will know to do this. If you can do this for me then I know for certain you must be a true and gentle man. Without this proof I am sorry but I cannot proceed any further.

Please, for the memory of my Fags, do this one thing for me my dearest.

I have to leave now dear John. I have to arrange the burial for my beloved pet and the funeral director is asking for Fags.

Your love,

Gillian Anderson.


Gillian Anderson

 

 

Date: Fri, 5 Sep 2003 10:11:56 -0700 (PDT)
From: john ademola
Subject: MY SWEET ANGLE I AM SORRY FOR FAG'S DEATH TAKE HEART

Dear sweet angle [FFS!]

I got your mail and I am very sorry to hear the death of your lovely pet Fags. It is a pity that I can not talk with you on phone, I would have tell you what and how I fell for the death of fag. Hence I send this mail to you.

I am sorry for my late replying; it is because I went out early this morning to inspect a new site for my corporation (NNPC). My dear angle you wish is my command I will do exactly what you want regard fag's death. To show my concern for you and fag.

My dear sweet angle all the pictures that I have sent to you is my real image and to prove to you that I love you and not happy for fag's death I will snap a new picture today and send it across to you as you requested, to hold up a sign that says "I love Fags" [YEAY!] because your happiness means much to me now that you have no friend expect me.

I have to leave now my sweet angle. I have to and arrange with the photographer, which I will send to you by tomorrow as soon as I receive the copy from the photographer.

My dear sweet for the fact that I do not know much about scanning works because I am petrochemical engineering and I can not take my picture to anybody else to do the scanning for me do to the nature of this transaction. But I will do my best my sweet angle bear with me.

My dear sweet angle ,one more things that I wouldn't want to be hearing/reading from your mails to me is (if you done do this, I cannot proceed any further. ) You should remember that this transaction is a god sent that brought us together and should be regarded at all times, because we both will benefit from it.

My dear angle there is something I have in mind to tell you but not until we meet face to face in your country, which will be soonest.

Please except my condolence for the death of fag, may the Good Lord gives you the mind to bear the grate lost.

Hope to be with you soonest.

Thanks while I await your immediate response.

Your lover, [EURGH!]
ENGR. John Ademola
Telephone No: 234-80-332-48217

 

 

From: Gillian Anderson
To: John Ademola

 

Dearest John,

Thank you for your thoughts about my pet. I know such things may be silly to you, but for me my Fags was a lifelong companion. As I am not married Fags was very close to me, and with me all the time. You could say I was addicted to Fags.

Thank you for trying with the picture. It is very important to me that I find someone who I can trust 100% Please be sure to make the image as large as possible so that your sign of truth is clear. I will be VERY grateful to you for a big, clear image. I will not tell you now what I will do for you, but it will make you very happy!

As soon as your picture is received I will complete this transaction ASAP. I have attached a picture of my beautiful departed friend Fags. I hope you like Fags too.

Your love,

Gillian.


"Fags"

 

 

Date: Sat, 6 Sep 2003 11:09:13 -0700 (PDT)
From: john ademola
Subject: FOR THE MEMORY OF FAG'S DEATH / PLEASE SWEET HEART HAPPY WEEKEND

Dear sweet angel. [ALERT THE PRESS - He got it right!]

How are you today?

I hope that fag's death is not causing too much disturbances to your life?

Please my dear sweet angel do not feel bad about this incident for it is not your wish but the devil.

I will not fail to tell you how i feel to hear fag's death ,although i did not see/know fag but hence the death toches your heart i feel the same.

My dear sweet angel i am attaching this picture for the memory of fag's death to please my sweet angel.

My dear now that you have lost your life long companion do not worry much for you have found someone dear to you ,that is me {I WILL BE ANYWHERE FOR YOU TO MAKE YOU HAPPY} this is my word of advise for you.

May his or her soul rest in perfect peace AMEN!!

Please i want to ask you this question , I know such question may be silly to you, but i am serious , Have you been proposed for marriage by any man as of now?

I want you to have me in mind from now onward because i want to be closer to you.

Please except my condolence for the death of fag, may the Good Lord gives you the mind to bear the grate lost.

Hope to be with you soonest.

Thanks while I await your immediate response.

Your lover,
ENGR. John Ademola
Telephone No: 234-80-332-48217

 

John sends me this picture with a cut & pasted head!


"John Ademola"

 

 

From: Gillian Anderson
To: John Ademola

 

Dearest John,

How can you do this to me?

I thank you from the bottom of my heart for the beautiful message that you wrote, but WHY oh WHY have you disguised the head? It is quite plain to me that you have put another head on top of the original photograph. John, I am in tears as I write. I am now wet. I was starting to trust you and now you do THIS?? Please john, it does not matter to me what you look like. As I have said before, your looks are not important to me. Because I am a model, I have always had handsome men coming after me, but they have ALL let me down once they did me doggy style. The only thing I could ever trust is Fags.

I know the picture is false. I work with photographers nearly every day, so please be honest with me.

Dear John, it seems that you are another of these bad men who will treat me badly and be bad to me, which is bad, and I hate bad. [You follow that?!]

Gillian.

 

 

Date: Sun, 7 Sep 2003 08:55:00 -0700 (PDT)
From: john ademola
Subject: I WILL BE THE LAST MAN TO TREAT YOU BAD/HURT YOUR SOUL.

Dear angel

My dear angle I got your mail, and all the content of your mail were well noted my dear angel.

My dear angel to satisfy your mind and mine as partner to be in future, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO AT THIS PRESENT SITUATION? To please you. I am now getting real that you love me my sweet angel..

Please very urgent reply.

Your lover

John

 

 

From: Gillian Anderson
To: John Ademola

 

Dearest John,

I need you to send me the picture of you holding the message for Fags again, BUT this time I NEED to see your REAL face my love. Please do not let me down.

Kindest,

Gillian.


Gillian Anderson

 

 

Date: Mon, 8 Sep 2003 04:40:57 -0700 (PDT)
From: john ademola
Subject: FOR MY LOVE FOR YOU AND FAG'S

Dearest sweet angel

How are you today?

My sweet angel Let's trust that absolute confidentiality be our watchword throughout this business transaction.

Regard your request from me, this is to prove my honest / love I have for you hence I send to you these two pictures for your perusal and safe keeping. Please my angel now that you have my photo I believe that we can proceed further as future partner to be and finalize this transaction as soon as possible.

My plan/intention is as soon as this fund is transferred / confirmed into your account; I will file an application letter for my resignation to the appropriate ministry concern as a civil savant with my government and come over to stay with you. Or what do you think?

Have you been contact by any of the ministries regarding the approval of this fund in your favour ? Have the lawyer sent to you any of the documents?

At any stage of development, the lawyer shall send you copies of all the documents for your perusal until the amount reflects in the government's schedule list for payment.

As soon as you receive any document/correspondence or phone call from any organization or an individual from Nigeria, you should not respond until you notify me so as to enable me advise you on what to do. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT INSTRUCTION WHICH MUST BE ADHERING TO.

You are expected to keep this transaction TOP SECRET at all times until the money has arrived your bank account, do not disclose this transaction to your bank at this stage until the fund is transferred into your account and you will be backed up with all the necessary documents of claim.

You should endeavor to keep me updating always so as to give me information on every stage of development concerning this transaction.

Please except my condolence for the death of fag [FAGS! FAGS! FAGS! It's "Fags" you idiot] may the Good Lord gives you the mind to bear the grate lost.

Please mail me back immediately you receive this mail.

Thanks while I await your immediate response
Your lover

ENGR. John Ademola

Nb: please is dear any means we could talk on phone, because I am egger to hear your voice anyhow.

 


John Ademola #1

 


John Ademola #2

 

 

From: Gillian Anderson
To: John Ademola

My dearest John,

I thank you from my heart for sending me you new photographs. You look like a very sweet and gentle man [Actually, the first words that came to my mind were "complete" and "dork"] and I know that my trust in you will remain.

The lawyer did contact me my darling, but when I was so sad at the death of Fags I have deleted all of my emails, so I do not have a copy of the letters. Please ask him to contact me again to send any needed documents to me. [Just to make him work a little harder] Please my love, tell the lawyer to be sure to print your name in the subject so that I can easily know who it is from. Please, let me know what you would like me to do now.

Thank you again for your thought for Fags. It is nice to know that you have always got Fags on your mind. I know you must me a warm caring man, and I will reward you soon for your hard work. I am so happy that you love Fags!

Dearest John, you can try to call me, but you will have to talk loudly and slowly. If I am not home, please leave a message on my answer phone. Please note that because I get so many strange calls, you will need to say a password when leaving a message so that I know it is you. Before you leave any message, you must say the passwords "I love Fags", then I know it will be you.

My telephone number is 001 206 XXX XXXX (this includes the country dialling code). Please remember that this is my private US telephone number, but if I am available the call will be forwarded to whatever location I am at.

I have sent another picture for you dearest John. It is a quite sexy picture so I hope you like it!

Forever,

Gillian.


Gillian Anderson