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Title: TALES FROM THE CLENCHED BUTT
Scammer Name: Iyke Madu
Submitted By: Shiver Metimbers

 

Date: Tue, 9 Sep 2003 09:54:43 +0100 (BST)
From: iyk madu
Subject: ASSISTANCE FOR HELP AND MAY THE LORD BLESS YOU

NO 65 ROCKEY STREET,
JOHANNESBURG,
SOUTH AFRICA.
PHONE NUMBER:-27-73-181-4872.
SIR/MADAM,


GREETINGS FROM ME TO YOU.I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW ME. BUT PLEASE CAN YOU BE OF ASSITANCES TO ME. I GOT YOU CONTACT ADRRESS FROM THE INTERNET TO SEE IF YOU CAN HELP ME TO TRANSFER OUR FAMILY MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY.


MY NAME IS MR IYKE MADU (JNR). I AM FROM ZIMBABWE, MY FATHER WAS KILLED DURING THE PRESIDENT ROBERT MUGABE SIZING OF LANDS FROM THE FARMERS, MY FATHER WAS AMONG THE FARMERS THAT WERE KILLED, BUT BEFORE HE WAS KILLED HE WENT TO SOUTH AFRICA AND DEPOSITED THE SUM OF $15.5 MILLION DOLLARS IN A PRIVATE SECURITY COMPANY.

NOW I AM IN SOUTH AFRICA WITH MY FAMILY. PLEASE I WILL STOP HERE, THEY IS NO NEED FOR TOO MANY STORY, I PROMISE YOU IF YOU CAN HELP ME TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY TO YOUR COUNTRY I WILL BE GREATFULL. YOUR PENCENTAGE WILL BE MAPPED OUT. WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY.

GOD BLESS YOU . IF YOU HAVE ANY BODY WHO CAN HELP, PLEASE. MY PHONE NUMBER IS ON TOP, SO PLEASE DO CALL ME. YOU CAN INCLUDE YOUR PHONE NUMBER SO THAT I CAN CALL YOU AS WELL.

YOURS FAITH FULLY,

MR IYKE MADU (JNR)


(FOR THE FAMILY)

 

 

From: Mr. Butt Clencher
To: Iyke Madu

Dear Mr. Madu (JNR),

Thank you for your email, which I found extremely interesting and boring at the same time (but that's just me). I sympathise with your plight. Robert Mugabe is indeed scum, and I for one would like to stab that bastard 419 times in the back! My apologies for my language Iyke, Mr. Mugabe makes me feel this way. [Will Iyke spot my 419 reference - I don't think so]

Anyway, I would be very happy to try to help you. Please get back to me with your plans ASAP.

Sincerely,

Mr. Butt Clencher.

 

 

Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 12:18:58 +0100 (BST)
From: iyke_madu
Subject: URGENT REPLY NEEDED FROM YOU!

Dear Sir

Thanks for your mail and willingness to assist me,sir the money is still in the vault where my father deposited it,i am staying here as a refugee and have no legal right to invest with this money here so i whant you to assist my family as our forign partner so that we can transfer the fund into your account,sir my family is going to offer you 30%of the total sum after the money is transfered into your account,sir i need your telephone and fax number for easy communication and to tell you more about the fund,kindly send your phone number sir,you can contact me with this number 27-73-181-4872 rest is okay and hoping to hear from you.

best regards

IYKE MADU JNR
FOR THE FAMILY

 

 

From: Mr. Butt Clencher
To: Iyke Madu

Dear Iyke Madu (Jnr).

Thank you for your email, it was nice to hear from you again. Please find my telephone and fax numbers below.

Sincerely,

Butt Clencher


Telephone: +001 206 350 4055
Fax: +001 872 232 9144

 

 

Date: Fri, 12 Sep 2003 08:24:42 +0100 (BST)
From: iyke_madu
Subject: Re: URGENT REPLY NEEDED FROM YOU!

Dear Brother Butt

Thanks for your mail and may the lord bless you,sir i contacted our family attorney this morning and told him your full willingness to assist my family transfer the moeny into your account for investment and he promise to contact you today,sir i will like you to come to south africa here for the transfer of this fund with you here it will be easy to transfer the money,i pray that the almighty God will do something new in your life and that of my family,and i am trusting in you that you will not betray us after the money is transfered into your account.rest is okay and hoping to hear from you.may the lord bless you.

best regards

Iyke madu jnr
for the family.

 

 

From: Mr. Butt Clencher
To: Iyke Madu

Dear Mr. Madu,

Thank you for your email and I look forward to the email from your attorney.

Actually, flying to South Africa will not be a problem as I am about to visit some of my relatives in Nairobi, Kenya (They live in the Westlands area of Nairobi), so it will be a short flight to meet with you in South Africa.

Sincerely,

Butt Clencher.

 

 

Date: Sat, 13 Sep 2003 09:27:00 +0100 (BST)
From: iyke_madu
Subject: Re: URGENT REPLY NEEDED FROM YOU!

Dear Brother Butt

Thanks for your mail,and may the lord bless you, our family attorney told me this morning that he tried to contact your number but the line is on voice massage can you please give me your direct telephone number so that he will call you,from what the attorney told me this morning that if you are here that the transfer will only take two working days to transfer the fund into your account.please my brother let this trasaction be confidential to you alone untill the fund is transfered,i await for your urgent reply and looking forward to see you here in south africa.rest is okay and hoping to hear from you.

best regards

iyke madu jnr
for the family

 

 

From: Mr. Butt Clencher
To: Iyke Madu

Dear Iyke,

Thanks for the email.

Sorry about the phone thing. The number is actually a forwarding number, and automatically gets switched to my answer service if I am unavailable. I do a lot of travelling in my business and so I am never in one location for very long. The number I quoted previously is my direct number, but as I say if I am busy the answer phone will automatically take the call. My apologies over this, but I am an extremely busy man, as well as a transvestite.

Please will you confirm to me what dates you would prefer me to travel to South Africa so that I can try to book a flight for a suitable date and also find some nice mini skirts.

Sincerely,

Butt Clencher.

 

 

[The attorney gets in touch]

Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2003 06:40:39 -0700 (PDT)
From: jabulan ndlovu
Subject: LEGAL CONFIRMATION OF TRANSACTION PROCEDURE

OUR REF:RSA/NAJ/JP/O3/1864

YOUR REF:N/A

DATE:15/09/2003

TO:MR BUTT CLENCHER

FROM;BARR JABULANI NDLOVU

Dear Sir,

SUBJECT:Legal confirmation of transaction procedure.

We received your information requesting for the procedure of the transaction between you a partner of the fisrt party and your partner of the second party,Mr Iyke Madu. However,you have to realise that you are to play a crucial role in this transaction due to your partners refugee status which limits him from certain financial rights in line with international charter on refugees.

subsequently,we do forward to you the details of the procedure.

1.you have to raise a power of attorney empowering this honourable chambers to represent you in every stage of the transaction as your legal representative upon your arrival here

2..a non-resident bank account will be opened in your name where this fund will be deposited before onward transfer to your nominated bank accoun

3..A photocopy of your international passport ,or driving lisence

we therefore require you to forward to us your business profile and the investment plan you have for this fund at the completion of the transfer process. we shall also require a reasonable guarrantee from you as to the safety of this fund in your bank account.Do you think that your nominated bank account can accommodate this fund?

Moreso,the above processes require fund and logistics to realise which you shall participate for its realisation.

Meanwhile,considering the bills accruing to this consignment at the security company we do appreciate that you arrive South Africa within the shortest possible time as a meeting here is very relevant.Do send a copy of your international passport to enable us make a hotel reservation for you upon your confirmation of your arrival date.

However,we shall proceed to the security company as to what is required from you in realising the afore mentioned transaction.Feel free to call our 24Hrs tel line on +27-83-947-3929 for further clearification.

we shall start our legal services towards you upon your compliance to this legal request.

waiting for your quick response

Barr JABULANI NDLOVU(LLB,HONS.BL)

PRINCIPAL ATTORNEY IN CHARGE

 

 

Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2003 17:51:48 +0100 (BST)
From: iyke_madu
Subject: Re: URGENT REPLY NEEDED FROM YOU!

Dear Brother Butt

Thanks for your mail,sir the attorney told me that he is going to contact you today and to tell you the proceedures.please call the attorney on his number 27-83-947-3929 his name is MR JABULANI NDLOVU PLEASE GIVE HIM A CALL,sir try to buy your ticket to come here this week so that the attorney will do the hotel reservation for you,please sir i will like you to be here before the 20th of this month so that the transfer can be made as soon as you are here.rest is okay and hoping to hear from you.

please again sir give the attorney a call sir.

best regards

iyke madu jnr
for the family

 

 

From: Mr. Butt Clencher
To: J. Ndlovu

Dear Sir,

Thank you for your communication. Please find my passport image attached, and my personal particulars below.

Name:
Mr. Butt Clencher

Address:

241 Bollocks Square
Tickle MePlums Street
Full Frontal
London W4
United Kingdom

Telephone: +001 206 350 4055
Fax: +001 871 232 9144


Bank:

Plunder & Flee PLC
23-27 St. Fookwits Parade
Cox Inmouth
London
W2
United Kingdom

Account:
10045723-968

Sort Code:
44-72-83

I hope the above meets with your approval, if not, tough.

Sincerely,

Butt Clencher.

[My passport, featuring Hugh Grants police Mug Shot]

 

 

From: Mr. Butt Clencher
To: Iyke Madu

Dear Mr. Madu,

Mr. Ndlovu contacted me by email today, and I have sent him the details he requested.

I will book my flight shortly and then email you the flight details so that you can get a hotel room booked for me. If at all possible, I would be grateful for a list of local brothels in your area.

Sincerely,

Mr. Butt Clencher.

 

 

From: Mr. Butt Clencher
To: Iyke Madu

Dear Iyke,

Please find attached my booking receipt. I have forward this, along with my requested details to JABULANI NDLOVU.

I am afraid the earliest flight that I could get was the 24th of September, I hope this is acceptable.

I would appreciate it if you could go ahead and book the hotel for me. I will be there for four days. Please book the room for me and forward me the booking receipt for the hotel.

Please will you let me know if there are any processing fees that may be required for the release of the funds? If there are, I would appreciate it if you could advise me on the sum that may be required so I can be sure to bring the right amount of cash.

Sincerely,

Mr. Butt Clencher.

PS: Still waiting for the brothel info.

Butt Clencher's flight details.

 

 

Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2003 08:30:05 -0700 (PDT)
From: jabulan ndlovu
Subject: YOUR TRAVEL DETAILS

OUR REF:RSA/NAJ/JP/03.2042
YOUR REF:N/A
DATE:16/09/2003
TO:MR BUTT
FROM:ATTY JABULANI NDLOVU

DEAR SIR,

SUBJECT:YOUR TRAVEL DETAILS

We received your mail and have discussed with your partner as to the information of your flight.

However,a copy of your flight ticket is not clear from the attachment.We shall require you to forward relevant information like the airline,arrival date and time,etc to enable us make the reservation and fax a copy of the reservation to you.

We shall proceed to the security company for details of the outstanding bills accrued to the consignment and the legal requirements for fund release.

Your quick response awaited

Best regards

Atty Jabulani Ndlovu

principal attorney in charge

NB: we will tell you about brothel when you arrive

 

 

From: Mr. Butt Clencher
To: J. Ndlovu

Dear Sir,

For your clarification, the details are as follows:

Leave HEATHROW (United Kingdom) Wednesday 25th September at 19:30 hours FLIGHT No. BA 0055
Arrive JOHANNESBURG Thursday 26th September at 07:20 hours. FLIGHT No. BA 0055

Depart JOHANNESBURG Tuesday 28th October 05:25 hours. FLIGHT No. BA 0056

The reason my leaving date is so long after my arrival date is because after our meeting I am going to take an internal flight to Nairobi, Kenya to visit some of my relatives who live there. I will then return to Johannesburg to take my BA flight back home (I have mentioned this previously).

Please note that I am used to staying in the Hilton hotel when on my travels, so if possible I would require a room to be booked in your nearest Hilton hotel (1 night should be enough as I am hoping our meeting will be over quite quickly and get to the local brothels). I will require booking verification before I travel.

I would appreciate it if you would be able to calculate the total amount of cash you require from me. I am aware that there may be other fees required for document processing etc, and I would like to be able to bring the correct amount.

Sincerely,

Butt Clencher

 

 

Date: Wed, 17 Sep 2003 02:19:18 -0700 (PDT)
From: jabulan ndlovu
Subject: THE COST OF THE TRANSACTION

OUR REF:RSA/NAJ/JP/03/2043

YOUR REF:N/A

DATE:17/09/2003

TO:MR BUTT CLENCHER

FROM:ATTY JABULANI NDLOVU

DEAR SIR,

SUBJECT:THE COST OF THE TRANSACTION.

Having understood the nature of this transaction and our intention to effect a legitimate transaction,we have had meetings with the attorney of the security company as to the requirements.we have also had discussion with some bankers as to a sucessful transaction.

Find below the details of the expenses

Beneficiary changes in your name-----------------US$2,500.00
Handling charges of the security company----------US$1,800.00
Oustanding bill for four months@US$3200 per month----------US$12,800.00
opening of th NRD account/exiting account signatory--------US$200
Vat on consignment-----------------------------------------------6,200.00

Total expenses due--------------------------US$23,500.00

We respectfully urge you to assist in this regard bearing in mind that this expenses is subject to refund after retrieving this fund from the security company.We can forward the trust account of the security company fort you to transfer the fund prior to your arrival here if you will not be comfortable to come along with it.

We shall forward a copy of your hotel reservation to you but not in hilton as you have requested but in a hotel within our residential area for easy access to you.

Waiting for your quick response

Best regards

Atty Jabulani Ndlovu(LLB,wits.BL)

principal attorney in charge

 

 

From: Mr. Butt Clencher
To: J. Ndlovu

Dear Sir,

Thank you for informing me of the total cost of the complete processing. Considering the amount which will be freed by this payment, the charge seems fair. I would prefer to bring the total amount in cash, as I am sure this would help to facilitate quicker processing, and cash always impresses the womenfolk. I do not want to stay in S.A. for any longer than is necessary, as I have heard it is a bit of a hellhole. I run my own business, and I need to get back to it ASAP.

One final thing; please would you tell me your location in Johannesburg so that I may plan my travel itinerary correctly?

Sincerely,

Mr. Butt Clencher.

 

 

Date: Wed, 17 Sep 2003 18:14:44 +0100 (BST)
From: iyke_madu
Subject: Re: URGENT REPLY NEEDED FROM YOU!

Dear Brother Butt

How are you doing today and may the lord bless you? sorry for replying your mail so late my mother was sick so i have to take care of her,the attorney told me that he has forwarded the whole info to you base on what is required for the fund to be realise from the security company and to transfer it into your account,we are fasting and praying for the transfer to be a success as soon as you arrive here,the attorney said he need to talk to you that you should call him or send him your direct line so that he will call you, and that he is going to do the hotel reservation for you tomorrow,my family is very happy with the whole development praying that the amighty God will guide you through till you arrive here to south africa and as soon as you arrive the consignment will be cleared for unward transfer. [Nearly a world record sentence length]

please try to call the attorney today.rest is okay and hoping to hear from you.may the lord bless you.

best regards

iyke madu jnr
for the family.

 

 

From: Mr. Butt Clencher
To: Iyke Madu

Dear Iyke,

Thank you for the email. I am still awaiting the location of the security company so that I can decide which hotel I would like to be booked into. Please get back with this information ASAP.

Sincerely,

Mr. Butt Clencher.

 

 

Date: Thu, 18 Sep 2003 01:09:01 -0700 (PDT)
From: jabulan ndlovu
Subject: THE LOCATION AREA AND HOTEL RESERVATION

OUR REF:RSA/NAJ/JP/03/2047

YOUR REF:N/A

DATE;17/09/2003

ATTN:MR BUTT CLENCHER

FROM:ATTY JABULANI NDLOVU

DEAR SIR,

SUBJECT:THE LOCATION AREA AND HOTEL RESERVATION

Pursuant to your request for location area,be it known to you that we reside in boksburg in jhb.Furthermore,we urge to meet up to your promise of assisting Mr Madu in raising the pre-expenses as this transaction cannot be realised without this fund.

we shall fax a copy of the hotel reservation to you today.

Waiting for your quick response

Best regards

Atty Jabulani Ndlovu

principal attorney in charge

 

 

From: Mr. Butt Clencher
To: J. Ndlovu

YOUR REF:RSA/NAJ/JP/03/2047

Sir,

I must insist that I have a one night stay in the Hilton. I will reimburse you the fee on my arrival. Distance to your location is not a problem as for the day I will be hiring a car as well as a whore.

Sincerely,

Mr. Butt Clencher.

 

 

Date: Thu, 18 Sep 2003 09:22:26 -0700 (PDT)
From: jabulan ndlovu
Subject: YOUR COMPLIANCE

OUR REF:RSA/NAJ/JP/03/2045

YOUR REF:N/A

DATE:18/09/2003

TO:MR BUTT CLENCHER

FROM:ATTY JABULANI NDLOVU

DEAR SIR,

SUBJECT:THE INFORMATION

Subject to your mail of today,I insist that we make reserrvation for you at an accessible area to us.I have considreded my office and other schedule,it would not be possible for me to reach you if you insist on the hilton issue.

For our convnience, accept this simple request to comply with our request.We can forward the name and tel numbers of the hotels for you to make the reservations yourself.

Your quick response awaited.

Best regards

Atty Jabulani Ndlovu

principal attorney in charge

 

 

From: Mr. Butt Clencher
To: Iyke Madu

Dear Mr. Madu,

It seems my request for the hotel of my choice to be booked before I arrive is being refused. I have been very accepting up until now, even going so far as to book my flight to you (a my expense of US $1,800 Dollars AND withdraw $23,500.00 in cash). It seems your contacts do not know how to operate in a courteous and businesslike way, therefore I will cancel my flight in the morning and end the deal here and now.

I wish you luck finding another partner.

Sincere regards,

Mr. Butt Clencher.

 

 

[They submit to my demands]

Date: Sat, 20 Sep 2003 08:52:53 +0100 (BST)
From: iyke_madu
Subject: Re: URGENT REPLY NEEDED FROM YOU!

Dear Brother Butt

How are you doing to today? I am really sorry for not have been able to contact you since this few days my mother was sick in the hospital and I was there to take care of her she was discharge this morning and she is fine now, sir do not cancel the flight schedule for every arrangement have been made already proceed on coming, the attorney told me that he is going to book the hotel reservation for you where you directed him to book for you.

As you can see sir I am refugee here and have limited right to do certain things on my own I believe he is going to fax you the reservation today or by Monday, sir you can contact the attorney and ask him why he has not fax you the hotel reservation but I believe that he’s going to fax it today, my mom extends her regards to you and your family’s.we hope to see you here in south africa soon, rest is okay and hoping to hear from you. [What's 'mom' got to do with all this crap?!]

Best regards

Iyke madu jnr

For the family

 

 

Date: Sat, 20 Sep 2003 09:13:34 +0100 (BST)
From: iyke_madu
Subject: DO not cancel your flight schedule proceed on coming

Dear brother Butt

How are doing today? the mom said you should not cancel the flight schedule that you should proceed on coming so that the trasaction can be over as soon as you come's here,as you can see sir the fault is not from my side but the attorney who is in charge he is the one who have delay the booking for the hotel reservation so please do not be offended for the delay,i still believe and trust in God that the whole trasaction will be a success as soon as you arrive here.so that we can invest with this fund out there with you and have a mutual business relationship.rest is okay and may the lord bless you.

best regards

iyke madu jnr
for the family

 

 

From: Mr. Butt Clencher
To: Iyke Madu

Dear Iyke,

Thank you for your email.

I have not yet cancelled the flight because the reservation will hold for another 48 hours before I lose the chance to cancel. Tell your attorney to email me the hotel booking receipt for my validation and I will reconsider my decision.

Sincerely,

Mr. Butt Clencher.

 

 

[I receive the following fax]

You have received a 1 page Fax document on 09/21/03 at 07:01:04 GMT

 

 

Voicemail from Iyke Made - 47 seconds (277k) Receive 21/09/03./ Click HERE to listen.

 

 

I checked the booking number with the Hilton's online booking page, but the number was not accepted, so I emailed the Hiton Hotel booking department, and here's the reply I received:

Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2003 11:25:08 +0100
From: "Reservations Sandton" <Reservations.Sandton@hilton.com>
Subject: Reservations

Dear Mr Clencher

Hilton Reservations Worldwide has forwarded you query to me.

We do have your reservation for the period that you requested on the specified confirmation number. The reservation was made directly with the hotel on Saturday the 20th September by Iyke.

Please do not hesitate to contact me should you have any further queries or requests.

Kind regards

Lucy Beckett
Reservations Manager

[Looks like all systems are set to go!]

 

 

From: Mr. Butt Clencher
To: Iyke Madu

Dear Iyke,

I have finally received a confirmation of the reservation, so I will now make my flight.

Please reply IMMEDIATELY you receive this email.

Sincerely,

Butt Clencher

 

 

I receive the following fax:

You have received a 1 page Fax document on 09/23/03 at 17:40:20 GMT

 

 

From: Mr. Butt Clencher
To: Iyke Madu

Dear Mr. Madu,

Thank you for your fax which I received today.

I look forward to meeting with you soon. Please note that I will be travelling with my wireless laptop the entire time, so I will be able to be in constant email contact.

I'm looking forward to visiting South Africa. I hear it's a great place for whore-mongering.

Sincerely,

Butt Clencher.

 

 

[I have to mention at this point that at the time of this email I had a minor family crisis going on, so I had to shut down this baiting session quickly. Pity, became I'm sure Iyke would be great for messing about with a lot more]

[The day of my arrival, erm, arrives, and surprise surprise, I'm not there!]

Date: Thu, 25 Sep 2003 14:28:23 +0100 (BST)
From: iyke_madu
Subject: THE LORD WILL SEE YOU THROUGH!

DEAR BROTHER BUTT

HOW ARE YOU DOING? I AM STILL EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU EITHER THROUGH THE MAIL OR YOU GIVE ME A CALL,I REALLY NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU,I NEED TO KNOW THE SITUATION OF THINGS WITH YOU,I HAVE EMAIL YOU ABOUT THREE TIMES TODAY BUT YOU HAVE NOT REPLY ANY OF MY MAIL YET.I AM STILL EXPECTING TO SEE UYOU TODAY.

MY MOM IS REALY WORRIED ABOUT YOU,I BELIEVE THE ALMIGHTY GOD WILL GUIDE YOU THROUGH.

REST IS OKAY AND HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU.

REMAIN BLESS

IYKE MADU

 

 

[Need to get rid of Iyke now. No time to waste]

From: Mr. Butt Clencher
To: iyke_madu

Dear Mr. Madu and also Attorney Jabulani Ndlovu (I have sent this email to both of you, but you are probably partners or one and the same person).

By now you may probably have guessed that I am not on the flight. My apologies.

You see, from your very first email I knew that you were in fact a 4-1-9 scammer, and all you wanted to do was steal my hard earned money. Of course I know that there is no $15.5 million Dollars. I know that Iyke Madu/Jabulani Ndlovu are probably not your real names.

I know that you were waiting for me to arrive in Johannesburg ready to steal my money from me. You are thieves and scammers, that is the truth. You see Iyke, all the pictures that I sent to you were false. My name is not Butt Clencher. Butt Clencher is in fact a joke name. Butt is a shorthand version of the word bottom.

The passport I sent to you is 100% false. The picture is not me! In fact, the picture on the passport is in fact a British movie star called Hugh Grant. Please use a search engine and enter in the name, and you will find out all about him.

Thank you for going to the trouble of booking the hotel. Your time was completely wasted, and also, I hope you wasted some of your own money too. How does it feel to be a mugu this time? Not very nice is it?!

Cheers,

Shiver Metimbers

 

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