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Title: OWN GOAL!
PART THREE
From: Mr. Ebi Garr Arthur Dent, Thanks for mailing back. Base on what you requested for, my full name,address and phone number.were is all what you needed about me, which have forwarded to you. And also i will like to have yours contact informations like call phone number or fax, so as to reach you on phone for easy communcation for both of us. once again thanks for your concern towards my club. And will be waiting for the agreement form. which you want to send today as you promise too. FULL NAME: EBI GARR. FULL ADDRESS: NIGERIA AIRFORCE Regards,
From: Arthur Dent Dear Ebi, [AGREEMENT FORM ATTACHED]
From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear arthur, Thanks for every thing i have filled the agreement froms i hope it suit you please if there is any mistake please let me know about it. I will like to remind you that we will be going for camping on the 21 of this month for the inter state competition which i told you about . please i will be waiting for your reply ASAP. Regards
[Ebi attaches his signed Agreement Forms]
From: Arthur Dent Dear Ebi,
From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear Arthur, thanks for the infomatiom i'm the one to say thanks
very much for helping my club in developing us more in sport. please note that all information in which the money will be sent most me giveing to me correctly please. i don't know what to say but thanks very much for all you have done for my club God will bless you and your family and your organization. regards,
From: Arthur Dent Dear Ebi,
From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear arthur, thanks for the mail i'm very happy for all what you have done for my club.=thanks one more time i will be waiting for your reply ASAP. Regards,
From: Arthur Dent Dear Ebi,
From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear Arthur, Thanks for the mail and the informatiom you sent to me, i'm very sorry to hear that there is a new riule in force. But i will like to know if you can send the money with the rule, i know it will take much of your time please consider my club, it will be ok by me if you send the money via that way becos it's the only way the money can be safe. i will like to know if it's every day that you can send the $2000 to me please. please i beg of you to help my club with the way western union money transfer. i will be waiting for your reply ASAP.
[Shortly after, Ebi decides on a different payment method] From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear Arthur, I'm sorry for the late reply but i just went to as my bank for we can make use of the wire transfer and the result was positive. i will like you to send the money via my a/c. A/c Number:01444101401152 i will be waiting for your reply ASAP. [I checked out the Standard Trust Bank website, and extremely dodgy it looks too. No way am I putting my money in there!]
From: Arthur Dent Dear Ebi,
From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear Arthur, HEAD OFFICE 81, Akpakpavha Road, Benin, Edo State.. Tel: +234-
52 259936, 250787 138,Upper Mission Road, Benin City, Edo State.
Tel: +234-52 257045, 258427 it was updated Oct. 31, 2003. i currently own an account in the benin branch
labeled (Benin 1) above. I will be waiting for your reply ASAP.
From: Arthur Dent Dear Ebi, I have been advised not to transfer any funds into
that bank. I think that we have to send the money either by Western
Union in multiple payments, or I can send a representative to you
to pay the amount in full in cash.
From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear Arthur, thanks for all the information i will be going to the bank right now i will remove all my money and i will not be at the office till about 7:00pm which is about 6:00 pm in uk. i'm please as i said i will like you to use the
western union money to send the money please consider my club. regards
From: Arthur Dent Dear Ebi, If you are asked a security question, the answer you
should give is 'indeed'. Please let me know when you have collected
this payment and I will forward the rest of the payments to you
ASAP. [I attached a fake W.U. receipt which has a slight(!) mistake on it]
From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear Arthur, Thanks for the mail and for the 1st payment you made i will mail you back and inform you when i have collected the payment. sorry for not reply fast i when to the bank to more all the money we have in the account. Regards,
[There's a problem with the W.U. payment. Oh dear!] From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear Arthur, How are you today, i'm sorry i went to collect the pay which you made, there was a problem with the sending so we can not collect it, you wrote (North Africa) it's (West Africa) all you have to do is send it again . And the casher says he can't find the money i think that was the problem, please i will be waiting for you reply ASAP. Regards, [I ignore Ebi's message]
From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear Arthur, I hope noting is rong becos it's the second time i'm mailing you please sir i will like you to reply ASAP becos i when to recvice the payment which you made but there was a problem which i don't understand the casher says is like the money has not been put into the system we can't find the money via the money transfer code. And i will like you to correct the North Africa it's West Africa [Oh, WEST Africa, not NORTH Africa! Sorry about that!] please e-mail me ASAP. And remember it's just four
days to the Games which i told you about so i will not be have much
time with the internet. [Again I ignore Ebi]
[Ebi is getting a little worried now] From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear Arthur, I hope noting is rong becos it's the second time
i'm mailing you please sir i will like you to reply ASAP becos i
when to recvice the payment which you made but there was a problem
which i don't understand the casher says is like the money has not
been put into the system we can't find the money via the money transfer
code. And i will like you to correct the North Africa it's West
Africa please e-mail me ASAP. And remember it's just four days to
the Games which i told you about so i will not be have much time
with the internet. [Guess what? Ebi is ignored again. I'll reply to him soon, don't worry!]
From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear Arthur, please i hope you got all the e-mails i have sent
you i can't collect the money you sent is like the money transfer
code is not going i don't know why please i will like you to e-mail
me back asap and this my number if you like to call me. regards,
[Ebi is getting desperate now, and he decides to email my PA Charles Brocket] From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear charles, how are you doing i hope all is well, anyway i just mailed to ask after Mr dent i have mailed him about 5 times now but know reply i don't know what going please i will like you to mail me back as soon as possible. regards
[Time to pass on some bad news to Ebi] From: Charles Brocket, PA Dear Mr. Garr,
From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear Charles, Thanks for the information you passed to me i was very happy for the reply . Anyway please send my greetings to Mr Dent i hope he gets well soon. my regards, Please i will like to know the nature of the accident. Thanks. [Ebi is so used to being ignored, I think we'll do it again]
From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear Charles, Good monining, How are you doing and Mr Dent i hope his geting
better i pray so please i will like to know how his Mr Dent doing
please charles we are parying for him over in my club and we pary
he gets better ASAP . Regards,
[OK, time to announce some tragic news] From: Charles Brocket, PA Dear Ebi, Good morning sir. This is Charles Brocket again. I am sorry but I have to give you some very terrible news. My boss Arthur Dent died some days ago as a result of an accident whilst he was out jogging. I hope you will understand that because of this horrible event I have not been able to concentrate on any other matters. Ebi I have attached some information regarding Arthur's death which will help explain matters clearly. Please take care, some of the images below are very disturbing, but it is right that you should know the full truth of the event. Of course I understand that Mr. Dent was sending you the donation payment last week, and of course once the funeral is over I will endeavour to make the payment to you myself. That is all I can tell you for the moment. I am very sorry to give you such bad news. I will be in touch again very soon once Mr. Dents funeral has been finalised. Regards, Charles Brocket, PA. [I attach a newspaper clipping and a picture of the tragic scene of the accident]
From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear Charles, Thanks for the information you passed to me i can
tell you it is a great lost to the sporting organization round the
world.And for my club i don't just what to say but i think Mr Dent
is the greatest of all Men that have lived on earth. Charles i will like you to have the courage in
every thing you do becos Mr Dent is a careing and love man for the
small time we talked on e-mail i know he is a kind and hard working
man who have lived a good life.
From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear charles, How are you doing , i hope all is fine with you are all memeber of ARES BANDIT FOOTBALL CLUB. Anyway i just mailed to know how things are going on with you. Due the information you passed to me , that you can still make the payment to my club i will be very greatful if you will still help my club becos right now we are passing a very bad time with facility problem so i will like you to mail me back ASAP . standing be to hear from you. regards
[Lets have another go at getting a decent sized scan of the football team picture] From: Charles Brocket, PA Dear Mr. Garr, The police investigation has now been completed and
I can make arrangements to send you the payment.
[Tragedy strikes! Ebi must have been doing some research and managed to find 419eater.com! Looks like the game is up!] From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear charles, Thanks for the information you sent to i will like
to let you know that it will not be possible for me to get a larger
photograph to be scan and se nd to you. this is the photograph i
sent to Mr Dent and i hope you understnad i don't have much time
for my self due to the competition we have ar hand i'm very sorry
for that but i hope you understand what am going thru. and please note this i will like to let you know that we are spamer i found out that you take us to be spam with we are not i will like you to send a representative to see for your self. I found out that we where reported at the 419 site
called 419 eater.com which is not good please mail me back if you
know you have no hand in it. [So, Ebi is so DUMB that even though he's seen
this site - and has obviously seen this very set of letters - he
STILL sends me the photograph! Is this plumbing new depths of dumbness?
Not sure, but it can't be far oof
[Time to do some damage limitation] From: Charles Brocket, PA Mr. Garr,
From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear Charles, Thnaks for mailing back and but it is not good for some one to be in some kind of condition i was very unhappy when i saw it buy seen you say you don't have a hand in in it's ok by me. anyway i am sorry to let you know about that is just that i felt bad. we can go back to the where is stop. i hope the photograph i sent was ok. And please inform me about all information i need to know about the payment seen Mr Dent is no longer in alive. Please just forget about the 419 matter ok Regards, [You see children. This is what scamming does to your brain. It makes you as dumb as zebra turd!]
From: Charles Brocket, PA Dear Mr. Garr,
From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear charles, How are you doing i hope find anyway thanks be to God i just
want to let you know that i have just open a new mailing box for
me club which is [email protected]
.which i'm now useing . Please email me back ASAP. Regards,
From: Charles Brocket, PA Dear Mr. Garr,
[OK, now here's dumb. Ebi is now 100% certain that 419eater and I are one and the same (good call Ebi), but yet he still changes his email address for me! If anyone reading wants to give Ebi a quick "hello" then why not drop him a line?!] From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear charles, Thanks for mailing back it ok i know why i used
the name Mr Adewale i found out that , the site 419eater .com i
was likely to be know as the same person as Adewale i hope you understand
.That was why i used the name and i was trying to find out if you
were really not haveing a hand with the site. [Ebi is so deluded now he thinks he really does manage a football team!]
[Time for one last shot at keeping him on the hook, but I think it's a lost cause] From: Charles Brocket, PA Dear Mr. Garr,
[Hmm. Seems to be working. BAIT ON!] From: Mr. Ebi Garr Dear charles, Thanks for mail back yes i found out that you as asking me to go back and get you another photograph which i can not i have give you all the proof you need i don't know why you want me to start all over. if you know you want to help my club please do
but i will not like where i will be messed around. regards.
From: Charles Brocket, PA Dear Mr. Garr, [Scanning instructions attached]
10 May, 2004 Seems that Ebi has finally come to his senses and realised he was being played for a fool. He hasn't replied to me since April 26th, so I guess that's the end of it. I know that Ebi has read these letters here of
course, so if you're reading Ebi, thanks for all the laughs, it
was great whilst it lasted. I hope you didn't promise the football
team too much to pose like mugus Time to move on to the next fake football team I suppose....
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