Looks like Obo swallowed my picture. Now he's after compensation.
From: Ony Obo To: Klingon Shipping Subject: Re: where is my shipment
Ranjit Burger .
i need a compesation for all that happen , the worth of the
goods is $25000
i dont know how you are to do it , but i need i compesation.
ony
From: Ranjit Burger To: Ony Obo
Dear Sir.
I can understand your concerns, however we are not the people responsible
for putting the rodent in your packaging. Mr. Anthony has already
confirmed to us that the rodent was in the package when he received
it, so Klingon Shipping cannot be held responsible for the damage,
consequently we shall not be paying any compensation. I suggest
you contact Mr. Anthony or indeed the people that you originally
shipped the package with.
Obo comes begging to Brian Anthony for some kind of handout.
From: Ony Obo To: Brian Anthony Subject: help
am so delighted at your presenting the invoice with which you
sent me the art work. but is unfortunate that i have not got my
work, so i did write the company you used
to ship it down to me. but to my gratest amasement i saw that the
work had been further devestated. what i seek now from you , which
i know you a man of good spirit. is that you see to it that in your
slitest way do compesate me ,cos i know you would not want me to
loose out all through. i shall be glad to hear from you and to do
a new
transaction with you.
even as i write you the kligon shipping company had said they
will not sent it cos its a health harzard.
thanks
ony.
There's no way Obo is getting cash from Brian, but being the
good samaritan he is, Brian has a possible solution to Obo's money
problems.
From: Brian Anthony To: Ony Obo
Dear Mr. Obo,
Thank you for your email, and I am glad at least that you have made
contact with the shipping company to confirm the information that
I had already given to you.
I am afraid that my company cannot compensate you in any way, even
if we wanted to. We are governed by strict charity & tax laws
which unfortunately leave my hands tied. All company funds have
of course to be accounted for to the last penny, and we also have
a company audit due at the end of this month, which means that we
have to be even more careful when accounting for any company finances.
Your case is rather unfortunate, however what you need to clearly
understand is that my company, or indeed the Klingon Shipping shipping
company, is not responsible for the accident which befell your carving.
I am quite convinced that you sent the carving in the best and safest
manner that you could, and of course I realise that you have spent
money and time on this project, however once again, my company cannot
be held financially responsible for accidents which we did not cause.
I can only offer you one final suggestion to try to recoup some
of your losses; we have a very important client who are a book publishing
company. We have been hired as consultants to oversee the advertising
artwork and marketing for three of their new books. As part of our
client specification we are to create posters and paintings of the
book covers in unusual or exciting places to raise awareness of
the books. One of our project manager's ides is to have large copies
of the book covers to be painted onto the sides of small buildings/houses.
If you have access to artists who may be capable of painting large
copies of book covers to large areas, such as the sides of houses,
or even better, large signs or billboards then we would be willing
to pay you a generous agent's fee for doing so. All that we would
require is for your to hire an artist to complete the painting project,
and then photograph the final image and send copies to us by email
attachment. The advantage to you is of course that you need not
worry about any artwork being damaged during shipping etc.
Please note that the minimum height requirement for the painting
is 17 (seventeen) feet tall, so as you can see the work would require
a very capable artist. Of course, for such work we are willing to
compensate the artist very generously, and should he/she be able
to complete such a project within the next 10 days we are willing
to pay US $16,700. Also, as you will be representing us as an agent
in this matter, we could also pay you an agent's fee of US $3,275.
Please let me know your decision as soon as possible as I do have
other people that I am considering for this project, however because
of the recent problems that you have been having I am willing to
consider you before the other people, but please note that our client
expects very fast results.
Sincerely,
Brian Anthony
Director
Brian Anthony Fine Arts
Will Obo go for such an insane request?
You bet he will!
From: Ony Obo To: Brian Anthony Subject: Re: help
Brian Anthony -
i am glad at your responce , i think i shall opt in for it.
i mean i shall conseder the option. i shall be glad should you send
me the works to be done , and lets get busy.
thanks.
ony
"lets get busy" I like your work ethos Obo!
OK. I was going to send Obo a copy of my very own book cover
to paint in a huge size, however we've
already seen that done, so I decided to knock up a non-existent
cover featuring a favourite subject of mine, which is pirates of
course!
From: Brian Anthony To: Ony Obo
Dear Mr. Obo,
I must say that I am impressed that you feel you are able to organise
the production of such a request. If you are successful in this
particular venture then I must tell you that I would be very interested
in working with you again on a regular basis. We only have two other
people in your part of the world capable of handling similar project,
so if you can complete this one to our satisfaction then you may
become a very important contact for us, subsequently we would be
prepared to pay highly for your work.
Please find attached to this email the image of one of the book
covers from our publishing client. Just to remind you, our client
has requested the following:
1. To find a house, apartment, billboard or sign with a side wall
capable of having a painting applied no less than 17 feet in HEIGHT.
In a good state for painting.
2. To paint an advertising image (the cover of a book attached to
this email) onto the space. The image to be no less than 17 feet
in height.
3. To then take MULTIPLE photographs from various angles of the
advertising image to a high quality and then send scans of the image
back to us by email attachment.
I spoke with our client a short time ago to inform them that we
may have someone who can complete such a job, and they extremely
excited about the prospect. Please note that you only have a maximum
of 10 days to complete this project because it is needed urgently
by our client. If you are unable to complete this project in the
allotted time then please do let me know as soon as possible so
that the work can be passed on to another agent.
Once you have completed the painting you will need to arrange to
have high quality photographs taken of it, showing the painting
in full from various angles. If possible please ask the artist or
artists to pose with the picture in some of the shots so his identification
can be added to our records.
You must then send by email attachment, high quality and large scans
of the photographs. It is very important that the scans you attach
are very large and very clear. We cannot accept small or unclear
images, so please take care.
Payment for this project will be made in full upon receipt of acceptable
scans of the photographs. Please note that payment will only be
given upon receipt of the photographs, proving to us that the work
has been completed. We do not send any advance payment for work
which we have not received.
I wish you luck with this project, and again should you complete
it successfully then you can look forward to a long and prosperous
partnership with us.
Sincerely,
Brian Anthony
Director
Brian Anthony Fine Arts
I attach the "book cover" image:
From: Ony Obo To: Brian Anthony Subject: Re: client specification
Brian Anthony
am so glad that you did send your client specification, at the
point i do have one or two questions / request. i want to know if
would be shipping the work down to you on completion, or will i
have to advertise it here in my country? how many of the work should
be done within the space of time?(Here we go!)
as the case be now i must be cincere with you, i do need some upfront
to speedy the work here , aleast to hire the artist i would pay
him to come down to start the work.
i believe by now you should have aleast an atom of trust in
me giving to the resent transaction. i do need atleast $500 to commence
work for you. cos i do want the work to be fast and i continue with
other works with you.
thanks .
obo.
From: Brian Anthony To: Ony Obo
Dear Mr. Obo,
I am not sure you understood my previous instructions completely.
There is no need to ship anything to us. Remember, if you are going
to arrange for an artist to paint a 17 foot tall image onto the
side of a wall, or a house, or some kind of large sign, then of
course it would be impossible to ship such an item to us. What we
require from you are just scans of photographs of the painted image
once it is complete. Only ONE painting needs to be completed.
Regarding your request for an advance payment; I am afraid that
once more I have to tell you that we do not pay money in advance
for work that has not been completed. You will recall that this
is now the third time that we have informed you of this. These rules
are company policy and cannot be changed for any reason.
Please do let me know immediately if you are unable to proceed because
our client is demanding this work to be completed very quickly,
and if you are unable to do this work then I must swiftly pass it
on to another of our agents who is ready right now to commence the
work if you are unable to do so.
One final note: I need to impress upon you the need to try to reply
to my emails more swiftly. Lately is has been taking more than 24
hours to receive your replies to my emails. If we are to work together
in the future months it is vital that you keep in constant communication
with me.
Sincerely,
Brian Anthony
Director
Brian Anthony Fine Arts
From: Ony Obo To: Brian Anthony Subject: Re: client specification
Brian Anthony
i understand your company is govern by strict laws. but i must
be sincere and honest to you as i had always being. at the moment
i am not financialy bouyant
to execute the act of hiring an artist now. it is incubent on me
to do that but the artist has got to be paid some cash befor he
starts up any thing.
please you can deduct it from my agent fees at the time of work
completion.
i do wishfully hope that you may conseder my plight .
thanks
ono.
Time to try and force ony's hand.
From: Brian Anthony To: Ony Obo
Dear Mr. ony,
Sorry, I cannot give you payment in advance. Please do not ask again
because respectfully I have to tell you it will be a waste of your
time. Thank you for your work over the last few weeks however time
is now very short and I will have to pass on your work to another
artist who is now ready to commence work.
I wish you good luck for the future, however we have no further
business together.
Sincerely,
Brian Anthony
Director
Brian Anthony Fine Arts
Obo has a change of email address. Not sure why as his old one
seems to be working. Not to worry, he's up for the job.
From: Ony Obo To: Brian Anthony Subject: i will do the work mr brian
Brian Anthony
i now understand your postion and even though, it is a great
struggle for me i am confident that if i complete this work to your
satisfaction that you will conseder me a serious person and treat
me will.
i will commence work at the soonest possible time to be in touch
very soon.
ony
From: Brian Anthony To: Ony Obo
Dear Mr. Obo,
I am pleased as punch with your decision and I look forward to
viewing the work. I am sure should you succeed with this project
that we can do much business together.
Please keep me updated on your progress, and remember that this
project requires completion within ten working days.
Sincerely,
Brian Anthony
Director
Brian Anthony Fine Arts
A week later, ony gives me some good news.
From: Ony Obo To: Brian Anthony Subject: in progress
mr. brians
i am writing to inform you that work has now started,, on your
request and i pray that it will be ready by this week
Obo.
From: Brian Anthony To: Ony Obo
Dear Mr. Obo,
Thank you for your update.
Brian Anthony
Director
Brian Anthony Fine Arts
The work is a few days overdue, but finally arrives. It's not
quite what I expected though.
From: Ony Obo To: Brian Anthony Subject: Re: in progress
Brian Anthony
how are you today sir i hope fine? i am pleased to send photograph
of the completed work for your inspection. i hope that it meets
with your satisfaction, i await your further instruction soonest.
Obo.
Obo attaches the "painting":
I didn't know whether to be disappointed at this godawful pile
of crap, or laugh at the thought that Obo would be dumb enough to
think I would fall for it!
From: Brian Anthony To: Ony Obo
Dear Mr. Obo,
Thank you for the picture that you sent me a short time ago. I'm
sure you will be surprised to learn that your work has left me with
a few niggling questions which I hope you are able to answer for
me.
Firstly, I did not realise that there was such a substantial Indian
population in Nigeria. It appears that your streets are indeed awash
with the good people of the Asian continent. I for one applaud your
great country for having such an admirable ethnic mixture, and indeed,
my own father is a Romulan, so I know only too well the importance
of tolerance and understanding. It seems clear to me that Nigeria
leads the world in racial integration, and your country is to be
rightly commended for that. Also, I must apologise; I was unaware
that national currency of Nigeria is the Indian Rupee as is clearly
demonstrated in the advertisement for the Nokia monyle phone. What
a dumbass I am turning out to be. I hope you will forgive my ignorance?
I can't help but notice that the billboards in Lagos seem to have
magical properties. How else could one explain how the street lamp
appears to disappear behind the painting your created for me? Amazing.
Forgive me for asking, but are you perhaps trying to pull a fast
one here? What I mean is, I have a sneaking suspicion that the photograph
you sent me is not exactly real. Call me suspicious if you will,
but it's just a feeling I get. Of course, I could be completely
wrong, and I will be happy to apologise to you. To alleviate my
concerns, please will you take another photograph of the sign, but
this time from a different angle, and a little closer up? I know
you will clearly recall my previous instructions whereby I requested
multiple photographs from different angles. Once I receive the new
photographs then we can move swiftly on to your payment.
Sincerely,
Brian Anthony
Director
Brian Anthony Fine Arts
Obo attempts the tried and tested (and often refused) scammer
excuse of, "I need cash upfront".
From: Ony Obo To: Brian Anthony Subject: Re: in progress
Brian Anthony
i must be sincere and honest to you as i had always being.
at the moment i am not financialy bouyant to execute the act of
taking more pictures now. it is incubent on me to do that but the
photographer has got to be paid some cash befor he starts up any
thing. please you can deduct it from my agent fees at the time of
work completion.
i do wishfully hope that you may conseder my plight .
thanks
ony.
From: Brian Anthony To: Ony Obo
Dear Mr. Obo,
Sorry, I cannot give you payment in advance of receiving satisfactory
work. As you will of course recall from my previous message to you,
you were supposed to supply me with multiple photographs of the
paining, from various angles. If you were unable to do that then
perhaps it would have been wise to tell me before attempting the
project in the first place. I bet you feel like a bit of a twit
now, don't you?
Listen Obo, I really need to Thank you for your work over the last
few weeks however time is now very short and I will have to pass
on your work to another artist who is now ready to commence work.
I wish you good luck for the future, however we have no further
business together.
Sincerely,
Brian Anthony
Director
Brian Anthony Fine Arts
Obo (who I needn't remind you all is after all, at death's door)
pleads a little more.
From: Ony Obo To: Brian Anthony Subject: read this
Brian Anthony
my plight here is that since i send you the carved work ,GOD
knows i had being broke, so geting cash to do your job seem so difficult
bcos of no available fund now,
i have you at heart to do works fo you but giving to the plight
am in now ,it seem some worth uneasy.
if you could be of help, you can send some amount and the work
you want become a settled thing.
ony.
Lets try a slightly different proposition for Obo.
From: Brian Anthony To: Ony Obo
Dear Mr. Obo,
Please tell me how many times I have to say "no" before
you get the message? 10 times? 100 times? 1,000 times? I WANT to
help you but I CANNOT send you money for NOTHING. It is against
company law. My company can get into trouble with our Inland Revenue
if I do so.
Now, this is my FINAL offer to you Mr. Ony, and I am only offering
this to you because of your past efforts. Are you able to provide
one of the following:
1. The painting, as outlined in my email sent to you in November.
or
2. Are you able to take VIDEO images of two people reading from
one of our TV scripts? They do not need to be experienced, however
will need to be able to read English clearly. The video then needs
to be sent to us either by post or uploaded in a file?
If you are able to do any of the above, as a gesture of goodwill
and as recompense for your past efforts I will then authorise my
company to pay you a one off fee of US $21,000 plus your expenses
(we will need receipts).
Note once more: I CANNOT pay you in advance, and I CANNOT give you
any money for work not received.
This is my final offer to you. I am trying very hard to try to help
you Mr. Obo, however you must also help yourself too.
Sincerely,
Brian Anthony
Director
Brian Anthony Fine Arts
Looks like we're back in business.
From: Ony Obo To: Brian Anthony Subject: forward me the instructions
Brian Anthony
ok i wank you to tell me how to go about making the video image
of two people in your radio studio. do xplain.so that i could do
the job.
Ony.
From: Brian Anthony To: Ony Obo
Dear Mr Obo,
I will send you details later but I need to know if you are serious
about being able to arrange to film two actors reading from our
script. I need you to understand that I am only interested in serious
business because we will be investing a lot of money into such projects,
and it is vital that my time is not wasted.
I do not mean to be disrespectful to you Mr. Obo, however I need
your assurance that you are capable of making arrangements. This
is what will be required from you, so please read carefully, and
if you are certain that you are able to manage such a project then
I would be genuinely interested in working with you:
1. You will need to find two MALE actors. They do not need any previous
acting experience, however they MUST be able to read English from
a script that we send to you.
2. You must be able to film (video) both actors reading from the
script. The script is approximately 5 (five) minutes long. The actors
can be reading directly from the script on camera, or can try to
memorise the lines (this would be preferred). The video may be edited
by your people if you wish.
3. You must be able to provide a copy of the recorded video either
in MPEG/divX format (uploaded to a site so that we are able to download
it - we can explain the details to you if you wish) or to ship a
copy of the recorded video in DVD format to our head offices here
in the UK.
If you are able to answer positively to the points above then I
would most definitely be interested in working with you.
All actors will be paid fees and expenses as outlines in my previous
email. Any expenses that you personally incur during the project
will also be paid in full, plus an additional agent's fee.
IMPORTANT:
Pease note that once again we CANNOT pay ANY fees before receiving
the video sample. Unfortunately in the past we have lost money to
unscrupulous people who we have sent payment to and never received
wok, therefore our company policy is only to pay fee upon completion
as you should of course already be aware. It is important you understand
this.
Once the sample video is received, payment will be made within 24
hours of receiving scans/copies of receipts for any expenses paid
out. Your expenses may include the following:
Travel
Clothing for the actors
Rental of any rooms
Food
Agency fees
Please note that scans of any receipts will be required before payment
can be made. If your expenses are expected to total more than US
$10,000 then please do contact me beforehand. Expenses DO NOT include
the hiring of the actors. These fees are paid separately as soon
as the sample video is received.
If you are in agreement with that then please do get back to me
as soon as possible and I shall provide you with further instructions.
Feel free to telephone me at any time if you need further clarification.
Kindest regards,
Brian Anthony
Director
Brian Anthony Fine Arts
UPDATE March 3rd, 2007:
At this point - as we have now got most of what we need from Obo! - I can now reveal that in order to present this new proposition to Obo, I introduced my "partner" Mr. Ronald Jones, who is a good friend of Brian Anthony and just happens to own a Video Production company. As luck would have it, on their website they state that they are looking for people to submit video work for scholarships as well!
Brian Anthony tells Obo that Ronald Jones will take over from him and guide Obo through the misery... (ahem!), process of submitting the video
Ronald Jones sends a standard introduction email to Obo telling him about the history of VXD Video Productions, and the submission process.
Obo replies to Ronald Jones, and I get the feeling he has had some kind of attitude
change. Either his partner is replying to me now or he has decided
that fighting the inevitable is a lost cause!
From: Ony Obo To: Ronald Jones Subject: greetings
Thank you for your email.
I can see you are a seriuos minded business man.I have read
all the conditions nessecray for the business to take place,I hereby
agree to the terms and conditions,provided that my interest is protected.
May i ask,i a stiutation whereby i send the DVD to you via post
and you refuse to pay since we have no binding agreement,what will
happen to me.Am not saying you will absound with my money,nither
will i if you make any part payment.But in any case I think we should
enter into a legal binding agreement that will favour both parties
in this business.
As for being ready to work with you and through you,i am.May
you processed to letting me know the details on how to carry-out
this project. Again i wish to drow your attention that here in Nigeria
we speak and write English. So get the nessecary information i need,including
the agreement arrangment so that no party will feel cheated.All
the three things you require i can provide.
Ony.
From: Ronald Jones To: Ony Obo
Dear Mr. Obo,
To answer your concerns, I am happy for you to make up your own
agreement and I will be most happy to sign it and send it to you
by email attachment, however I shall have to state once more that
we cannot pay any payment in advance of receiving the sample video.
Additionally, I can assure you that should your work be of sufficient
quality, my company would be very interested in having you create
additional (and of course fully paid) work. Any additional work
would be paid in advance, once you have proved yourself to us, however
again I must stipulate that for the sample video no advance payment,
either in full or in part, can be made.
Yu will appreciate that because of the generous terms we offer,
we are always being approached by people offering their services,
so please do not feel forced into agreeing with us. If you feel
uncomfortable working to our terms then this is absolutely not a
problem, we can find other people who are willing to help.
Please remember that my company is not in the business of ripping
people off. If that were the case then I would quickly be out of
business. The most important thing to me is the good name and reputation
of my company, and I would certainly not do anything to deliberately
besmirch it.
So, my offer to you is that you may if you wish draft up an agreement
containing my terms, and my promise of payment to you within 24
hours of receipt of the sample video. Send a scan of it to me by
email attachment and I shall personally sign it and return it to
you. Along with the reputation of my company, this is the guarantee
I give you that your work will be rewarded.
So please let me know if you are willing to continue and I will
forward you the details you require, however please understand once
more that I cannot offer you any payment until such time as we have
received the video sample.
I tried to telephone the number you gave me below however I could
not get a connection. You can contact me on my private number which
is +44 8708 74X XXX
Sincerely,
Ronald Jones CEO
VXD Video Productions
From: Ony Obo To: Ronald Jones Subject: forward me the instructions
Thanks once more for prompt response. I have accepted the terms
and condition. You can now processed with the details and may i
know the targeted date for delivery. I shall consult my attoreny
as to drafting the agreement. Before then shall we processed with
the details so that i can bite the timimg.
I appreciate working with you. Within the next 15mins the number
i gave you will be through. Am waiting for your response soon .I
will carry-out every work as you directed,provided you the instruction
are very clear and striaght foward. Till i hear from you
Best Regards
Ony
Remember folks, this is a guy who was initially at death's door.
He was so ill that he was unable to distribute his wealth to charity
all by himself. I think we may be witnessing a medical miracle here.
From: Ronald Jones To: Ony Obo
Dear Mr. Obo,
Thank you for your email.
Below you will find detailed information about the scene to be acted.
For reasons of time we have decided to change the scene to a shorter
version. Also, two other gentlemen from your part of the world have
already started their work on a sample video which was the one we
were going to send to you, however it would be pointless to have
to identical samples, so we have decided to give you a different
one. This one is shorter and so should be slightly easier for you
to arrange. Typically the scene should last for approximately 7
minutes, but if it is longer then that is not a problem.
As outlined below, you may edit/re-shoot the video to try to make
it look as professional as you can, however do not worry too much
about making it look perfect. It is the actors that we are interested
in, and so long as the video and sound is clear, and the script
is followed carefully, then that is the most important thing to
us.
Remember to make notes of all expenses that you incur, and be sure
to get receipts for any money you spend.
Please do reply to this email as soon as possible to let me know
when you think you will be able to complete this project. It is
vital that we complete this sample video as soon as is possible.
Kind regards,
Ronald Jones CEO
VXD Video Productions
I'll spare readers the boring details about how the scene is
to be set up etc. suffice to say that I handed over detailed information
- and a full script - for the recreation Monty Python's classic,
"Dead Parrot Sketch". I also emailed him a video copy
of the original sketch. I don't need to tell you how excited I am
at the prospect of seeing this one!
From: Ony Obo To: Ronald Jones Subject: the work will be done
Thanks you for the information. I want to let you know that
the job will commence immediately. All the instruction you have
given are all understood and will be carried out soomthly.
As regards the sample video it conveys all we need.I beleive
i shall deliever before january 2007. If that is ok by you please
do let me know.
From: Ronald Jones To: Ony Obo
Dear Mr. Obo,
Thank you for your reply.
January is fine, however please note that I will be unable to make
any kind of payment between Jan 13th and Jan 22nd as I shall be
overseas attending a conference. I will of course be available via
email, but again, I cannot authorise payment between those two dates.
Of course, if for some reason you are able to submit the sample
any time before the 13th of January then that will not be a problem.
Now a subtle carrot & stick reminder for Obo:
Please will you let me know what your preferred method of payment
is so that I can alert my accounts department to prepare the paperwork?
Kind regards,
Ronald Jones CEO
VXD Video Productions
From: Ony Obo To: Ronald Jones Subject: Thanks
Thanks for the response.I will like the payments to be made
via western Union Money Transfer. [Well surprise surprise!]
I hope i should have no fear of losing in this business,Because
that is my only fear. However am ready to invest in it. If there
is any kind of guarantee,it will make me to be more relaxed,I understand
with you about what happened in the past but am not asking for money
but any commitment which will be fair.
Thanks
Ony.
From: Ronald Jones To: Ony Obo
Dear Mr. Obo,
Western Union will be fine. If you forward me the name and address
information of the payee I will have my office draw up the paperwork
in readiness.
Again, I can only offer you my personal guarantee that should you
provide the work that we are requesting then you will be most definitely
adequately rewarded. As I told you previously, I will be happy to
sign any kind of guarantee if that will alleviate any of your concerns.
I had presumed that you would have the agreement completed that
you told me your lawyer was making ready.
Please be sure to keep me fully updated as to your progress, and
if you are able to get the work done ahead of schedule it will be
looked upon most positively by my company.
Kind regards,
Ronald Jones CEO
VXD Video Productions
From: Ony Obo To: Ronald Jones Subject: Re:Thanks
I just wanted you to know I have commenced the project by scouting
for a location siutable for pet shop.The actors have been given
the script to study for their interpretation.As soon as they are
through i believe we shall start reharrsal.
sir there will be some 8 days delay becos the video camera has
rotted [Now I'm really curious as to what the hell type of
video camera they are filming this with!]. there may be more
but i will keep you informed as the project advances.
Thanks
Oby.
Well the New Year arrives, with little progress from Obo. Time
to drop him a line and make him think there is a competitor on the
horizon.
From: Ronald Jones To: Ony Obo
Dear Mr. Obo,
Happy New Year to you, and I hope your year is a prosperous one.
I am just writing to ask about your progress so far, and also,
I have been approached by a person called Emeka Wilson who represents
an acting agency in Nigeria by the name of "Happy Light Agency".
Do you know anything about these people? They asked about our company
project.
Sincerely,
Ronald Jones CEO
VXD Video Productions
Poor Obo. He thinks I want to fire him!
From: Ony Obo To: Ronald Jones Subject: progress & question
Compliments of the season.I am happy for the mail i recieved
from you today.
Acutally i have been busy as regards the production.Everything
is set only that the very location we want to use is occupied for
now.We have been given a date by the owners of the location,so the
shooting will takeplace in no distant time.
About the Emeka Wilson i don't know him and have never come
across his agencie.It is up to you to let me know what your plans
is about him.I guess you are trying to transfere the job you gave
me to him,thereby laying me off.I believe that we have a deal and
am working to achieve the goal as soon as possible.I await to hear
from you soon.About the actors they are asking the price they will
be paid at the conclusion of the job.
Thanks
Oby.
From: Ronald Jones To: Ony Obo
Dear Mr. Obo,
You need not worry. There is absolutely no reason or plan to lay
you off the job. We need as many people as possible to help with
this project. I was only asking you about the person known as Emeka
just in case you had some dealings with him in the past. You will
recall in one of your previous emails to me that you told me you
were an agent with the Nigeria Movie Guild, and because of that
I assumed that you may have personally known Mr. Emeka. It is of
no importance, I was just trying to gather information. Please do
proceed with our project, and I am pleased that you are nearing
a starting point.
As for your question about the actor's payment; we pay a standard
rate of US $9,750 per actor, plus expenses, as outlined in my email
in December. You will of course be paid our standard agent's fees,
again as outlined in my previous email.
Are you still on course to complete the work on January 20th or
is there any possibility that the work can be concluded earlier?
The reason I ask is because I was due to attend a conference on
Jan 13th until Jan 22nd, however this has been postponed until a
later date, so I shall now be available during those dates.
Thank you once more, and please do not hesitate to email or telephone
me if you have any further questions.
Sincerely,
Ronald Jones CEO
VXD Video Productions
From: Ony Obo To: Ronald Jones Subject: Re:progress & question
Dear ronald
Compliments of the season.How is work doing?I hope you are kicking
fine.
I write to inform you that the production is almost coming to
a conclusion.We have had a series of reheresal.Another one is meant
to take place today evening where all the correction will be possiblly
made and concluded for shouting.But the director asked me a question
which i was unable to answer.He asked whether the vocal intunation
will it be British ar do we use our normal African English vocal
intunation.Are we expected to produce the sound the way it is in
the Sample video.He needs the answers so as to give the actors the
next instruction.
But i suggest we use our normal African vocal sound,because
we are Africans not British men.It will make it look more of African
drama.May i know have you ever seen any Nigeria or West Africa Movie?If
you have you will understand my question well.I hope to hear from
you soon so that we can conculed.Also send the address where i will
paste the video.
Thanks for your co-opreation
Ony.
From: Ronald Jones To: Ony Obo
Dear Mr. Obo,.
Regarding your questions; the vocal enunciation can be in your standard
African-English vocabulary. As I indicated in one of my previous
emails to you, it is the actors themselves that are most important
to us, and it is important that they are not subjected to vocal
ranges or tones that are unfamiliar to them. As long as they can
speak clear English it does not matter about their national accent.
All we ask is that the script and scene is followed as closely as
possible and that the actors speak English.
The address of our head office is as follows. Please mark the package
for the attention of my secretary. I work out of the office most
of the week, and my secretary will advise me by telephone immediately
that you sample arrives so that I can see to it straight away:
[Safe address inserted here]
Please remember that if you are sending the sample rather than uploading
it, we can only accept it in a DVD disc, not video tape.
Also, for the sake of speed and security, I would encourage you
to ship the sample by some kind of fast courier, such as FedEx,
DHL or similar. The faster that the sample reaches us of course,
the faster we can initiate any payments.
Once more, please keep me fully updated as to your progress.
Sincerely,
Ronald Jones CEO
VXD Video Productions
I hope Obo manages to keep alive long enough to finish this
project. It would be awful to have him kick the bucket at this late
stage. Hold on man, hold on!
Looks like Obo wants to upload the video rather than shipping
it out to me, which is good news as I will get to see it much earlier.
From: Ony Obo To: Ronald Jones Subject: Information required
Dear Ronald
Thanks for the mail.The project is nearing completion.I will
like you to provide me with the web site where i will paste the
job.I will provide the names of the two actors as soon as we are
through with the production.On the other hand you can pay them through
me.
If you are okay with that may you processd with my name as their
agent and prepare the nesseccary document.Please get back to me
so that i will be cleared.Expect the job soon.
Thanks for the understanding so far.
Ony.
So Obo wants me to pay him, rather than the two hardworking
"actors". I really do hope he can hold out long enough
to collect his money, but I'm sure he can. He's held out for months
so far, and my guess is that no matter how long it takes, he'll
stay with us until he gets his cash. What a brave, brave man.
From: Ronald Jones To: Ony Obo
Dear Mr. Obo,
Thank you for your reply.
We can of course make the payments directly to you. Please do not
forget to inform me by what method you require the payment to be
made (cheque, Money Order, Bank Transfer etc.). Please do remember
to list any expenses you have made.
Regarding uploading the file: [I've removed the long and boring
info I sent explaining how to upload the video]
If you have problems using this service then please let me know
and I will forward you details of another service you can use, or
if you already know of one which you would prefer to use then please
let me know.
Sincerely,
Ronald Jones CEO
VXD Video Productions
I cannot even BEGIN to tell you how stupid this guy is, and
how much hair I've pulled out in pure frustration! I've spent nearly
three weeks explaining to him in great detail, including sending
step-by-step photos showing the simple steps to take to upload the
video footage, both by email and telephone. He failed miserably
despite my stunningly good directions. We decided in the end that
the best option would be to post the video footage to me. Nearly
a month wasted, and time that Obo in his current health state cannot
afford!
Anyway, the video has finally arrived, and I have to say it's
fantastic, but probably for all the wrong reasons!
It must be noted that the two people featured in the video are
probably not scammers themselves. Perhaps they are amateur actors,
I don't really know, but I do doubt they are scammers. One of them
does have a rather nice gold watch though!
The picture quality isn't much to write home about. Obviously
filmed with a budget analog video camera, the image quality is comparable
to VHS (just!) with video noise appearing after nearly every cut.
Readers have two options for viewing this video. You can play the streaming Vimeoe version below, or if If you would like to download teh full screen full screen version then
click on the download link below which will download a 82 megabyte
Zip file. You can then unzip it and play it on most media players.
Download high resolution (full screen) version AVI file here:
PARROT.ZIP
(82 megabyte file).
And here's a few pictures of Obo's packaging. Approximate cost
to ship was approximately US $30.
OK, so lets have a quick recap of the events so far:
Six months ago, this wretched human being contacted me to explain
he was moments from death as a result of the ravages of Esophageal
Cancer. He had led a bad life. All he wanted to do before joining
our dead parrot in the great big bird cage in the sky was to distribute
his wealth to deserving charities... at a cost of course.
Obo battled on bravely with my requests, and eventually managed
to carve a copy of my own head. Having failed miserably to protect
my head in transit, it was partially eaten away by a hungry rodent.
After apologising for the screw-up, Obo agreed to create another
piece of artwork for me, this time in the form of a 17 foot tall
painting of a book cover. As well all know, this was a complete
and utter disaster, and Obo was ordered to complete yet another
project which he did with great success. All this despite being
weakened by the ravages of cancer. Ladies and gentleman, we have
a hero on our hands!
Obo must be flushed with a feeling of success, and great anticipation
of the thousands of dollars coming his way. Shall we spoil his party...?
Shall we?