From Sun May 21, 2006 through Sat May 27, 2006
From koffi kuku Sun May 21 09:37:01 2006 Rev. Belcher, Rev. Boyd says that I need to talk to you for help. The police in Sudan is demanding a $80000 fee for release the boys. The money that you have is for humanitarian purposes. The boys are humanitarian and are in jail because they are God fearing people who love people and humanity. I beg in the name of God that you to send me the money in yout airplane to pay for the boys. Please call me urgently do talk about this in detail. Barrister Koffi Kuku (Esq) ______________________________________________________________________ From Benjamin Boyd Mon May 22 07:02:32 2006 Dear Mr. Kuku, I am writing to let you know that I have spoken to Rev. Belcher and he told me to tell you that he is already on his way to Khartoum to see what he can do about getting the boys out of the clink. He will call or write once he is able. Yours in the Lord, Rev. Benjamin Boyd ______________________________________________________________________ From Kuhm Belcher Mon May 22 10:58:45 2006 Hi Mr. Kuku, I am in Khartoum now. I am going to help you get the boys out of jail but I will tell you now that we need to work quickly before other people in authority here step in and make things more difficult for us. Correct me if I am wrong, but you are only dealing with one police official here, is that right? I suggest that we get this over with as soon as possible. The longer the boys are here, the more difficult it will be to get them out. The first thing that I am going to do is find this police officer that made you the offer to get the boys out. $80,000.00 is totally out of line. Once I show this man that I am willing to prove in court that they were on a humanitarian mission for us, this officer will realize that he is not going to get $80,000.00. But then, that will mean the boys will have to go through a trial. I am not the legal expert that you are, but I do know a thing or two about how the system works in this country. If they are being investigated and prosecuted as terrorists, it will take years to get through a trial and get this over with. Believe me, you do not want to spend a single day in a Sudanese jail. They are horrible places to be in. Let's just pay this police officer and get everyone out of here. You need to get here as soon as possible. It is totally impossible that the boys would ever be released to me. What travel arrangements have you made so far? How soon can you get here? Blessings, Rev. Kuhm Belcher ______________________________________________________________________ From koffi kuku Tue May 23 06:12:08 2006 Rev. Belcher, I will leave tomorrow and arrive thusday in the afternoon. I have to fly to Franfurt Germany before flying to Khartoum. I had to sell a car to pay the airline fee. I need you to give me your phone number and address in Khartoum. I want to see you before I go to get the boys from Kober jail. I beg you to have $80000 to give me before I see the boys so I can pay there fees to the police. Please call me at xxxxxxxxxxxx. Barrister Koffi Kuku (Esq). ______________________________________________________________________ From Kuhm Belcher Tue May 23 07:31:26 2006 Hi Mr. Kuku, I am happy to hear that you were able to make travel arrangements so quickly. I am truely amazed. Why did you have to sell your car? I thought that you were a millionaire. I don't know yet where I will be staying by the time you get here Thursday. I am still working on a longer term arrangement. When you get here, call me at xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. I'll come and get you immediately. I am afraid that I cannot send this money via the plane. I drove here and I do not know where the plane is at the moment. Besides, I would not be able to use it as a delivery service the way you asked. It's only supposed to be used for medical emergencies. Sorry about that. I hope you understand. Besides, you would just have to bring it back here anyhow, right? This is just one less hassle for you as you go through customs. I met the law enforcement official that you spoke to. What a scary man. I think the he has some serious issues to work out. He would not let me see or talk to the boys. He appears to be in charge there. It looks like we are dealing with the right person. That is good. I told him that the boys were not terrorists and that they were there on a humanitarian mission. He does not seem at all interested in anything other than money though. He also seems to have a liking for marijuana. He was smoking it right in front of me and blowing the smoke right in my face. People here tend to barter with it as if it were gold. As a priest, I cannot tell you to bring some with you, but I bet it wouldn't hurt. I do have some good news. I think that I made it perfectly clear that I would be more than happy to come to the boys defense if this ever went before a judge. We are not going to have to pay him anywhere near $80,000.00 and he knows it. We should certainly be prepared to pay him something though just so we can get this whole thing over in a hurry. Foreigners do not get treated particularly well over here. From the sound of your email, it seems that you do not want me to go with you to the jail. Is that the case? I would think that you would want me there. Please let me know either way. Blessings, Rev. Kuhm Belcher ______________________________________________________________________ From koffi kuku Tue May 23 08:21:06 2006 Rev. Belcher, I did not say that I have no money. My bossom friend Mr. Mike Adenuga who is billonaire business man here in Nigeria is asking me to be a managing director to his globacom telecommuination company. While I am preparing for this, I am so busy that I do not have time to do any business here in Nigeria as I am not even sure of the economic stability, so I am financially tight now. That is why I sold my car. I thank you for meeting with the police offcial. I do not like him but see clear that I have to do what he wants so that is why I hope that you will help me financially when I get there. I do not want you to go with me to the Kober jail as I think that would make the situation more diffuclt for me. Barrister Koffi Kuku (Esq). ______________________________________________________________________ From Benjamin Boyd Tue May 23 09:25:30 2006 Dear Mr. Kuku, I hear that you are all set to get the boys. That is great news. I bet that they will be very happy to see you again. Best of luck and say hello for me. Yours in the Lord, Rev. Benjamin Boyd ______________________________________________________________________ From Kuhm Belcher Tue May 23 10:11:56 2006 Mr. Kuku, I am sorry if I offended you about the money situation. It was unintentional. It is just sad to hear that you had to sell a car just to come here. So, you are going to run a huge telecommunications firm now? Wow. That is great news. Things are really looking up for you. If any plans change for any reason, please let me know as soon as you can. If I do not talk you before you leave, have a safe flight. Be sure to contact me as soon as you arrive. Blessings, Rev. Kuhm Belcher ______________________________________________________________________ ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ** ** ** WHOIS results for 196.1.192.126 ** ** Generated by www.DNSstuff.com ** ** Location: Sudan (high) ** ** ** ** WELL, KUKU IS MUCH MORE RELIABLE THAN THE BOYS. ** ** IT TOOK SEVERAL WEEKS FOR THE OTHER TWO LADS TO ** ** FINALLY GET THEIR BUTTS MOVING. I GUESS GETTING ** ** CRAP FROM YOUR FAMILY 24/7 IS JUST ABOUT ENOUGH ** ** TO EVEN GET AN OGA TO MOVE. ** ** ** ** AS A SIDE NOTE, FROM LAGOS TO KHARTOUM IS 2,064 ** ** MILES. BUT SINCE KUKU HAD TO FLY TO GERMANY FIRST, ** ** THE TOTAL DISTANCE TRAVELED IS ABOUT 5,000 MILES. ** ** ** ************************************************************ ************************************************************ From koffi kuku Thu May 25 06:52:30 2006 Rev. Belcher, I am in Khartoum and have tried calling you many times and the phone just rings without answer or voice message. You must call me urgently. There is very urgent. I need to see you to get some money before going to get the boys at the Kober jail. Give me a number where I can reach you. What is your address here? Barrister Koffi Kuku (Esq). ______________________________________________________________________ From Benjamin Boyd Thu May 25 07:47:44 2006 Mr. Kuku, Thank God that you are alright. I have some very bad news. Yesterday afternoon, plain-clothed Sudanese police raided the apartment where Rev. Belcher was staying and arrested Rev. Belcher and his driver. The person that they were staying with thinks that it is in retaliation for Rev. Belcher's harsh talk with the corrupt police officer the other day. The people at the UN are furious about this and have already been in contact with State Department officials from the US. You had better be careful how you handle yourself Mr. Kuku. This police officer has a lot of influence in Khartoum. I would hate to see you land up in jail too. The owner of the apartment has fled to Addis Ababa with the money that Rev. Belcher was traveling with. If the police ever found that money, they would no doubt claim that Rev. Belcher and his driver were terrorists, spies or drug traffickers or something. Rev. Belcher told me absolutely everything that he has been up to over the last couple of days. Call me paranoid but you shold probably stay off the cell phone too. I believe that the Sudanese police were secretly listening in on Rev. Belcher's phone conversations. If there is anything at all that I can do, please let me know. I beg you to write back immediately so I know that you are still alright. Yours in the Lord, Rev. Benjamin Boyd ______________________________________________________________________ From Benjamin Boyd Thu May 25 12:20:07 2006 Good evening Mr. Kuku, I have not heard anything from you and am starting to get a bit worried. Are you alright? Have you been able to get the boys out yet? I guess that the news of Rev. Belcher's arrest has finally hit the fan back in the US. There was a press conference by members of the State Department telling everyone the news. Maybe with international and media presure being applied to the Sudanese government, Rev. Belcher will be out in no time. I just hope that this does not in any way interfer with getting the boys out of jail. This thing sure has gotten messy. I hope that it is over soon. Please let me know how everything is going with you. Yours in the Lord, Rev. Benjamin Boyd ______________________________________________________________________ From koffi kuku Thu May 25 13:41:31 2006 Rev. Boyd, This situation is become unbearable. I went to Kober prison and was met with hostility. The officials there denied having the boys with them. I was made to feel like a fool.This stress is more than I am able to continue with. If I go back to Nigeria without the boys I am dead. I have asked to speak to someone at the embassy about this. I will go there tomorrow. Barrister Koffi Kuku (Esq). ______________________________________________________________________ From Benjamin Boyd Thu May 25 22:25:51 2006 Hi Mr. Kuku, I am glad to hear that you are still OK and not in jail. I am not surprised that you were met with resistance at the jail. They are not famous for being helpful, are they? Try to relax. Everything will work out. Being a lawyer the way you are, I am sure that you already know that. I have been told that top people from the US are already doing something about this. They are fully aware of the boys' situation and will be working to get both the boys and Reverend Belcher free. Have a look at the attached newspaper article. This story is all over the place. I am confident that the Sudanese government will be forced to cooperate. I know that this is stressful but you need to remain calm. It may be tough to do right now, but try to enjoy yourself a little. See the city, go have a glass of wine somewhere. I'll write you later with any new information that I can gather. As always, if there is anything that I can do, please let me know. Yours in the Lord, Rev. Benjamin Boyd ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ** ** ** See the "Photos" section for the article I sent him. ** ** ** ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ______________________________________________________________________ From Benjamin Boyd Fri May 26 07:31:02 2006 Hi Mr. Kuku, I've only got a second here but I just heard that the boys and Rev. Belcher may not even be at Kober. I heard that they might all be Port Sudan on the Red Sea. If I hear anything more, I'll let you know. Yours in the Lord, Rev. Benjamin Boyd ______________________________________________________________________ Fri May 26 09:00:00 2006 ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ** ** ** The gig may be up. In the last couple of hours, I ** ** have had a hang up call nearly every 5 minutes on ** ** two of the numbers that I gave Kuku. If he really is ** ** talking to actual government people, it shouldn't ** ** take too long to figure out that this whole this is ** ** a total fabrication on my part. ** ** ** ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ______________________________________________________________________ From koffi kuku Fri May 26 10:19:38 2006 Smart guy, the officials that I talk to say that your church does not exist anywhere and is not at any camp in chad. The police official is the president? I can see now that you are a fraud playing serious games. What do you gain with this? I just want to know why. I have never know anyone like you. You are a unimaginable bastard pig to do this to me. I want you to know that i will spend my life to find you and when I do you and your family will suffer terrible as i have, I promise. Good by bastard ______________________________________________________________________ From Kuhm Belcher Fri May 26 11:26:30 2006 Hi "Mr. Kuku" or is it Achiu (that's your real name, right?), I don't usually do this, but as long as you've figured this out, I will make an exception in your case. First off, congrats for finally putting it all together. I was starting to think that you were retarded or something. Is it too late to ask for a postcard from Khartoum? Haha, just kidding. Save your money for the trip back. How is Khartoum by the way? I've never been there and I am really curious. Second, you asked me why I did all this. I'll tell you why. It's mostly because I hate people that try to scam honest, hard working people out of their life savings. I hate, even more, people that are willing to steal from priests and from homeless refugees. That's right fool; I knew you were a scammer from your very first letter you sent last year. Can you believe it? That was 8 months ago. Wow. How time flies by. I've got to say this though, you were quite the challenge. I get fools like you to travel all the time but it usually takes less than a month. There were times that I almost gave up on you. How do you suppose Oney is doing? He is one of the monkies that you sent to Farchana, isn't he? Do you think that he is still alive or perhaps he is getting regularly ass-fucked by the barbarian horde in some prison in Darfur? It's a shame that you did not go with him and the other guy. I could have gotten three scammers at one time. By the way, did you know that you are famous now? That's right Achiu, famous. For the last month or so, I have been sharing every email, every detail with thousands of other people like me that also enjoy messing with stupid little boys like you. We have all gotten a big kick watching this. You even caused a bit of a stir too. A moral debate continued for days. Some thought that I was a little harsh on you. Personally, I think that you were lucky that it was only me on the other end of the computer or telephone. There are others out there far more talented at this than I am that could have gotten you to Antarctica by now, which, if I were you, is exactly where I would be headed. I cannot imagine that your family back in Lagos is too happy with you at the moment. Maybe when the boys eventually crawl out from whatever rock they are under, your family will let you go back to Lagos. Well, cocktard, I've said just about all that I wanted to. When you get to Antarctica, be sure to stay bundled up. It gets pretty damn cold there you know. And if you find yourself a bit light on cash, give me call. I'll see if I can Western Union some money to you. Blessings Rev. Kuhm Belcher (also not my real name) ______________________________________________________________________